Emeka71:
Something tells me that your thoughts are vaseline thoughts.

*whispers*

Bros..I never knew women use vaseline too oo.


*looks sideways*

*continues whispering*

Erm...the vaseline! As per ladies..ehen! For what exactly?

ayoolanr:


Lmfao!!! What da fvck is a palour?

You dey form ajebuter, like say you don't know that palour is the main living room, the first before the other rooms in the house. Olodo.

Ikeja along na bar beach now as we speak!

Donald3d:
i bought a mini submarine

i am constructing TITANIC here in Offin,Ikorodu

farem:


Why winners Chapel?

Because the traffic will not be something to write home about. On a normal Sunday, it is always jam-packed talkless of terrible raining day especially people travelling from mainland/island Lagos to ota.

I was drenched on ma way back from church reporting from Bayelsa

Thoughts and Prayers are with everyone rain started last night and continued in fact had trouble sleeping but was able to get to church. Our church is on a hill and our house on the bottom of the hill but it was constructed to flow all through so the water just flows down to the swamp at the back the Prayer is that it does stop so people can go about their daily lives

Zico5:
Ikorodu is about to sink o. The rain is just too much. We can't go to church o

As in, you need to see my area, our compound especially like standard Olympic swimming pool...

Thank God the rain has stopped here. Reporting from Irawo

vivaciousvivi:

Eyaaa.
On the bright side, thank goodness it was just the gele o.

Na soo my sister....thank God it was only gele

mhisbliss:
it has been pouring non stop since yesterday i dont know whats wrong luckily my area has good drainage

Which area?

Zico5:
Ikorodu is about to sink o. The rain is just too much. We can't go to church o

for lekki here he rain pass ikorodu oh, my apartment z filled with water oh.. make god epp

Good it has stopped now since yesterday night .Good drainage system helped here. From lagos Island.

Reporting live from sagamu.
Non stop rain for over 12hours now.

It is still drizzling here, fvvvking cold

Pictures speak louder than text...IKD for real

Its gradually subsiding here nd thank God for d gud drainage here, wetin we 4 dey talk nw, ehn?

ajebuter:
;

Reporting live from Palm grove , Pedro ,Gbagada , Shomolu in Lagos..

Non stop rain since yesterday night...

Plus igbadun all through the night...know what am saying?.....

Hope he made you to cum? Cos that's the most important.

The rain has stopped but the weather looks like it will continue

As i dey sleep i jst dey listen weda pple don dey shout for outside....in case of omiyale

Contn

When it rains u hear nigerian youths saying weather for two...weather for two, Instead of going out to plant yam..GEJ 2014.

Admiralomoniyi:
It not funny at all here in iyana oworo

Reporting live from Oworo. Its not funny at all. Non-stop.

is the same here in PH city but not that heavy

pretty16:
It's really raining nonstop in Ikeja. Reminds me of that Sunday rain of 2010, that it rained tru out and caused flood, hope this doesn't end up like that.

2011 not 2010.

Raining non stop since yesterday.
Thank God for the tree n pole n mast close to me. .As a sharp guy, had to quickly tie my house to d tree, mast n pole close to me otherwise, na Ogun state i for wake up today.

Reporting live from Olodi Apapa.

Pix coming soon

Double post

farem:
Firstly, I don't know under which heading this should fall.

There has been an unprecedented heavy rain in Lagos since yesterday's evening. The rain is still on right now. As the peculiarities of Lagos are, what is going on in your area right now.
A line from you can help someone make informed decisions.

As at now here towards z Ikorodu I haven't gone gone out but I know it will not be easy at all.

As the day dawn, you can give details with some pictorial reports too

You can't even take advantage of it and take pictures. Sometimes, I wonder if people do use their brains. This is 21st century, anything you say or do must be backed up with evidence.

binbass:

2011 not 2010.

Yes u are right.

Disneylady:

It happened in 2011.....July 10 2011 on a Sunday

My mum was about to attend a party, though it's been raining for long. Mom thought she could make it to the party, on getting outside na breeze carry headtie commot for maale head into the drainage....na so party end that day o

. OMG. You are right. it was July 10 2011.

I tell you! Ddnt bother myself today o,may God forgive me. One:I can't even swim out of my area,and then to face traffic esp on abule egba and d idiroko road itself,plan for 3rd service,u will get der by 4th service.
Thank God for Domi radio sha. Even the rain sef e be like e mean am,clothes I washed since yday has refused to dry instead I was called now thhat the line I spread them has cut and so all my clothes are on the groung,arghh!!!!!
Double work for me
Happy sunday all

priceaction:
I pity those who will be going to winners chapel, ota from Lagos, today.

It's been raining nonstop here in lekki.