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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 7:12am On Dec 03, 2016
awakeuche:
my bro, the army has transferred her out of camp o, she even has a case to answer at lagos command headquarters, we can only pray she doesn't get court martialed

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 8:39am On Dec 03, 2016
carexy:

just gat goosebumps now.. sounds so scary. I think I have to start my own drills now for hauz so camp drill won't pull me down.

Am loving ur updates please kindly keep it up cos while reading it, I feel like am in camp already.
lolz... u are carried babe.. no fear u hear? tho ma 2day update will be more scarier than d previous.. wetin ah see 2day fear catch me for health sake. i will relate it after diz post..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by djgreenland(m): 8:41am On Dec 03, 2016
mohsaaf:


u re very correct. What stop them from mobilising all pcms was because of insufficient funds and now d funds re available as d supplementary budget has been approved since last week. so stream 2 re going by January God's willing.
It wasn't insufficient fund, it was insufficient space in camps to hold our capacity.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Posimii(f): 9:00am On Dec 03, 2016
mcmind:

Thanks dear
Did u make stream 1?
Yes
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 9:21am On Dec 03, 2016
Hey God oooooooooooo



nysc haff kee ma life oooooooo


so 2day just started tho its gonna b same routine buh some lil changes on the routine of ma platoon, its ma platoon's turn to be in d kitchen, so i was among the selected people.. omehn wetin i see for diz kitchen i nealy faint .. i no know say na poison nysc obubra camp they cook for us o.. so naw twas pap we were to prepare for breakfast naim them say make we fill some big pots wit water, na so i relax dey wait for mayb a tanker that will bring the water so we can start feeling it. next tin o one of d staff just came and said wat are we still doing idle, we now told her that there was no water that d wan from d kitchen tap was unclean as twas coloured and sometin like oil on the surface of d water, dah we cant use o citing d fact dat its not healthy. mehn d woman told us dah dats d water theve've been using to cook since day one and that there z natin that can b done, omehn i fainted in ma mind.. plz o u guyz should help out o.. which drug should i take am considering taking 6tab of augmentin, 4tab of ciprotab,17cap of amoxil, and like 1000tab of paracetamol..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 9:59am On Dec 03, 2016
^^^^^ lool grin

My sister was also in Obubura some years back and she never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook grin
Don't know how true that is but it was funny.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Juicy24(f): 10:01am On Dec 03, 2016
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 10:13am On Dec 03, 2016
Fabulocity:
^^^^^ lool grin

My sister was also in Obubura some years back and she never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook grin
Don't know how true that is but it was funny.

Ha! she no eat nysc food and no mami food, wetin she come eat for d whole 3weeks kwannu besides they say dog meat z very sweet, i neva chop am sha.. i neva even buy their suya tho it looks attractive as they do it wit well oiled,roasted plantain.. imagine plantain barbecue with pammy..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 10:35am On Dec 03, 2016
aydeluxe:
People...have it in mind oo that camp kitchen wl give u more of beans and yam than any other food.....
#lagos camp

I hope it is ewa agoyin (beans porridge) ?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 10:43am On Dec 03, 2016
carexy:

just gat goosebumps now.. sounds so scary. I think I have to start my own drills now for hauz so camp drill won't pull me down.

Am loving ur updates please kindly keep it up cos while reading it, I feel like am in camp already.

Lemmie be your drilling instructor for house na?

abi what is my usefulness again
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 10:48am On Dec 03, 2016
DaniDani:
My experience yesterday during parade is disgusting and fun at the same time. There's this one obese Yoruba girl beside me in the parade line, the girl smells to high heaven. Kilode! Shio! wadup, what's my offense to receive this offensive odour from this 'woman - girl'? To worsen the situation, our parade commandant got no chill plus our disorganized matching, we were forced to match without ease or pulsing. It appears that the more we match, the more her odour oozes higher, I began to breathe faster and looked for a way of escape but all to no avail. I tried to play smart to swerve to another line but the prying eyes of the soldiers prevented me. I marked the girl and will avoid any thing that we make us to be beside each other during parade or queue. It was really a bad memorable experience.


cheesy
she might be the bone of your bone o!

you shoe have suspect am na, since u tried to run and u jos couldn't fit to run.


happy carrying ur cross
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by aBbiie25(f): 10:59am On Dec 03, 2016
guruvicawelt:
Hey God oooooooooooo



nysc haff kee ma life oooooooo


so 2day just started tho its gonna b same routine buh some lil changes on the routine of ma platoon, its ma platoon's turn to be in d kitchen, so i was among the selected people.. omehn wetin i see for diz kitchen i nealy faint .. i no know say na poison nysc obubra camp they cook for us o.. so naw twas pap we were to prepare for breakfast naim them say make we fill some big pots wit water, na so i relax dey wait for mayb a tanker that will bring the water so we can start feeling it. next tin o one of d staff just came and said wat are we still doing idle, we now told her that there was no water that d wan from d kitchen tap was unclean as twas coloured and sometin like oil on the surface of d water, dah we cant use o citing d fact dat its not healthy. mehn d woman told us dah dats d water theve've been using to cook since day one and that there z natin that can b done, omehn i fainted in ma mind.. plz o u guyz should help out o.. which drug should i take am considering taking 6tab of augmentin, 4tab of ciprotab,17cap of amoxil, and like 1000tab of paracetamol..


Lord have mercy! Oily water cheesy cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 11:02am On Dec 03, 2016
Fabulocity:
^^^^^ lool grin

My sister was also in Obubura some years back and she never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook grin
Don't know how true that is but it was funny.


ur sister never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook..


please can you tell me what your sister chop

it might help us too!

abi she carry gas cooker and pots go camp ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 11:04am On Dec 03, 2016
aBbiie25:


Lord have mercy! Oily water cheesy cheesy

not oily water.
it's called fat and oil mineral inside the water.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by paris123(f): 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2016
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chiefojiji:


ur sister never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook..


please can you tell me what your sister chop
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it mi[left][/left]ght help us too!

abi she carry gas cooker and pots go camp ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Bigromeo(m): 12:20pm On Dec 03, 2016
carexy:

lolz ok no wahala....I was surprised tho cos my bd done pass since but any which way hope say d sleep don clear.
how u doing.
hahaha....funi u.yeah sure.am gud and u?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Greatness366(f): 12:49pm On Dec 03, 2016
Chia camp haff taya me ooo no rest no sleep white canvas everytime crowded room so tey every body get cough and catarrh cos of poor ventillation to baff sef na wahala d oda day person say my water enter her mouth for bathroom d matter taya me abeg let camp finish joor but is Fun as same time stressful i don black con slim join am hmmn life of a kofa in camp ODIEGWU O
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 1:06pm On Dec 03, 2016
aBbiie25:



Lord have mercy! Oily water cheesy cheesy
ma dear na xo we see am o... ma belle done hear am..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by segunk1(m): 1:33pm On Dec 03, 2016
Greatness366:
Chia camp haff taya me ooo no rest no sleep white canvas everytime crowded room so tey every body get cough and catarrh cos of poor ventillation to baff sef na wahala d oda day person say my water enter her mouth for bathroom d matter taya me abeg let camp finish joor but is Fun as same time stressful i don black con slim join am hmmn life of a kofa in camp ODIEGWU O

Ur water enter her mouth for bathroom gringringrin u no ask her if her mouth don slakk nii. Na different orisirisi u go dey hear for that place sef.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 1:41pm On Dec 03, 2016
BROKEN NEWS FOR ALL STREAM1 OTONDOS

Federal government yaf just extend the staying of koffas in the orientation camp's to enable them haf more experience and strength to cope with the recession in the outside camp.


I think FG yaf don well.

1st time deywee use dere senses
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 1:41pm On Dec 03, 2016
Same thing I ask am, na the provision wey she carry she dey manage . That's why when she came back, she resemble bonga fishgrin. The fear of eating dog meat sha...
chiefojiji:


ur sister never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook..


please can you tell me what your sister chop

it might help us too!

abi she carry gas cooker and pots go camp ni
Same thing I ask am, na the provision wey she carry she dey manage . That's why when she came back, she resemble bonga fishgrin. The fear of eating dog meat sha...
chiefojiji:


ur sister never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook..


please can you tell me what your sister chop

it might help us too!

abi she carry gas cooker and pots go camp ni
Same thing I ask am, na the provision wey she carry she dey manage . That's why when she came back, she resemble bonga fishgrin. The fear of eating dog meat sha...
chiefojiji:


ur sister never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook..


please can you tell me what your sister chop

it might help us too!

abi she carry gas cooker and pots go camp ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 1:52pm On Dec 03, 2016
Fabulocity:
Same thing I ask am, na the provision wey she carry she dey manage . That's why when she came back, she resemble bonga fishgrin. The fear of eating dog meat sha...
Same thing I ask am, na the provision wey she carry she dey manage . That's why when she came back, she resemble bonga fishgrin. The fear of eating dog meat sha...
Same thing I ask am, na the provision wey she carry she dey manage . That's why when she came back, she resemble bonga fishgrin. The fear of eating dog meat sha...

inkan nbe oooooooooo.....


strange but true!!

hope she carry water go too? abi she no talk say na rain water dem dey take baff
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 2:06pm On Dec 03, 2016
otondogrin
That one na different matter na. Although she might have exaggerated things a bit for emphasis, there's no way one can't do without eating food even if it's from mami market at least even once, even though it's indomie and egg fagrin

chiefojiji:


inkan nbe oooooooooo.....


strange but true!!

hope she carry water go too? abi she no talk say na rain water dem dey take baff
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2016
Fabulocity:
otondogrin
That one na different matter na. Although she might have exaggerated things a bit for emphasis, there's no way one can't do without eating food even if it's from mami market at least even once, even though it's indomie and egg fagrin


u get sense!

but are u now saying your sister dey lie?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 2:16pm On Dec 03, 2016
Exaggerate ni. Her point sha was na dog meat dem dey serve there and e make am not to want to chop their food. But I know she never ate the kitchen food sha. She survived on her provisions.
chiefojiji:


u get sense!

but are u now saying your sister dey lie?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 2:32pm On Dec 03, 2016
Fabulocity:
Exaggerate ni. Her point sha was na dog meat dem dey serve there and e make am not to want to chop their food. But I know she never ate the kitchen food sha. She survived on her provisions.

nice one!


she go make a good wife material, 30yards
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DanBJ(m): 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2016
guruvicawelt:
Hey God oooooooooooo



nysc haff kee ma life oooooooo


so 2day just started tho its gonna b same routine buh some lil changes on the routine of ma platoon, its ma platoon's turn to be in d kitchen, so i was among the selected people.. omehn wetin i see for diz kitchen i nealy faint .. i no know say na poison nysc obubra camp they cook for us o.. so naw twas pap we were to prepare for breakfast naim them say make we fill some big pots wit water, na so i relax dey wait for mayb a tanker that will bring the water so we can start feeling it. next tin o one of d staff just came and said wat are we still doing idle, we now told her that there was no water that d wan from d kitchen tap was unclean as twas coloured and sometin like oil on the surface of d water, dah we cant use o citing d fact dat its not healthy. mehn d woman told us dah dats d water theve've been using to cook since day one and that there z natin that can b done, omehn i fainted in ma mind.. plz o u guyz should help out o.. which drug should i take am considering taking 6tab of augmentin, 4tab of ciprotab,17cap of amoxil, and like 1000tab of paracetamol..
Bros, 2 of 225mg of Tramadol HCL B.P. will do the trick. Thank Me Now
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Famutimi:
I'll speak for coyy. He has no sub.
how did you know undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 3:23pm On Dec 03, 2016
Ever since I cooked in in camp kitchen yesterday (delta state camp), I vowed never to eat there again. They asked us to separate the rotten tomatoes from the good ones. We thought they wanted to throw them away since they are bad, only for them to ask us to take it to the grinding machine. I could not believe it shocked. They used it to cook the jellof rice. May God help us. Both mammy market & kitchen are feeding us poison . As for me I will only eat what I see them cook in front of me in that mammy market like fried yam, indomie, bread & suya. Before I will carry typhoid.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sonymax16(m): 3:25pm On Dec 03, 2016
Greatness366:
Chia camp haff taya me ooo no rest no sleep white canvas everytime crowded room so tey every body get cough and catarrh cos of poor ventillation to baff sef na wahala d oda day person say my water enter her mouth for bathroom d matter taya me abeg let camp finish joor but is Fun as same time stressful i don black con slim join am hmmn life of a kofa in camp ODIEGWU O
Eyaa... ... Sorry babe... ... Its just remaining one week and 4 days for u guys in camp
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 3:30pm On Dec 03, 2016
Kapable75's platoon surprised everybody at Taraba camp today.

TEA AND YAM AS BREAKFAST! shocked shocked

In my whole life, I have never imagined this kind of combination.

What where they thinking

I jejely chop the yam finish. Then com add extra milo and peak milk wey I get into the hot water they called Tea, na so I use am chop my biscuit sha.

Who knows, tomorrow might be eba and papundecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sonymax16(m): 3:31pm On Dec 03, 2016
Slickchick:
Ever since I cooked in in camp kitchen yesterday (delta state camp), I vowed never to eat there again. They asked us to separate the rotten tomatoes from the good ones. We thought they wanted to throw them away since they are bad, only for them to ask us to take it to the grinding machine. I could not believe it shocked. They used it to cook the jellof rice. May God help us. Both mammy market & kitchen are feeding us poison . As for me I will only eat what I see them cook in front of me in that mammy market like fried yam, indomie, bread & suya. Before I will carry typhoid.
Lord have mercy shocked
Mehn..... .. I need to double my hustle and make more money b4 going for stream 2.I will carry few clothes, enough provisions, enough cash to eat @ mammy (will sha manage their food) and carry enough antibiotics.

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