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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:18am On Dec 04, 2016
Haychay:

U don't know that hope is all I have cheesy
keep it alive then
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chukz999(m): 11:19am On Dec 04, 2016
Fabulocity:
You've never had tea and yam shocked you're missing! Best combo ever. Tea AND yam...well, fried yam grin
Hv U Tried Pap And Beans? That Was The Combination They Gave Us For Lunch
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:30am On Dec 04, 2016
Greatness366:
yes na is a public bathroom
Same here but I planned my bathing schedule very well, and Once I enter there, I'l simply lock it from inside. Why will I bath with another man undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:34am On Dec 04, 2016
Fabulocity:
You've never had tea and yam shocked you're missing! Best combo ever. Tea AND yam...well, fried yam grin
hehehehe na fried yam. I guess you are being sarcastic
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:36am On Dec 04, 2016
segunk1:

Nna ehn make pesin no chaw dat one finish begin dey misbehave ooh.
grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:36am On Dec 04, 2016
segunk1:

Nna ehn make pesin no chaw dat one finish begin dey misbehave ooh.
grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:37am On Dec 04, 2016
kapable75:
You already said it all. platoon 6 is in charge today and after they serve your their worms, i think you will then see reasons to commend us cheesy
they have beaten you guys for breakfast already, check it na, Tea-n-bread vs una Tea-n-Yam yesterday! grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:42am On Dec 04, 2016
kapable75:
are simply just being ungrateful. did you notice that is was yesterday that the higher number of food collection was recorded? you guys were even salivating before the food was ready so
guy forget that one, money for mami market has finished. See e, The first time I ironed my kahki, those mami laundry men collected N200 from me, the 2nd time (washing and Ironing) they collected 150.
Today they came to our hall begging to wash it at N50.

Mami market is becoming empty day by day cos people are becoming weary of their pockets.

Today people left their church service ground to go and collect their breakfast. grin

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 11:45am On Dec 04, 2016
sonymax16:

Baba i dey feel ur update..... kudos to u. You don remind me to buy enough antibiotics to camp.As par camp food, i will prepare for it with enough cash.
lolz.. boss ma frnd buy like haff bag of garri ogrin.. d boy wan drink garri die... buh some people really prepared well o.. like they know what is @ stake.. mehn i been they complain say the water no good for bathing, i no even know say na wetin them they take cook. after diz camp na strong antibiotics i go take o.. make typhoid no wound me
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:45am On Dec 04, 2016
chukz999:
Hv U Tried Pap And Beans? That Was The Combination They Gave Us For Lunch
this one is better, I took it during my undergraduate days, And will gladly take it any day
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 11:52am On Dec 04, 2016
carexy:

hmmmm!!!! don't take drug overdose o.
But dis matter is very serious ,why will nysc b playing with people's health lyk dis.....oily water for cooking and people's children will b eating not knowing d process d food has undergone mtcheeeew!!!!! dis is so disgusting.
At least nysc should have appointed an official dat will be inspecting the kitchen and cooking process.... Hygiene should be taken very seriously.
That is how corpers will b dying in camp and nothing will be done about it.
with dis update, going to camp ain't exciting me anymore..where u will go Nd someone will cook poison for people to eat.wish I can skip camp Nd go to ma ppa.
************
neway thanks for the info at least I will no how much I will take to camp dis one na Mami Morin,afternoon Nd nyt. only God knows if the Mami food is even healthy for consumption.
babe i haff tire.. thank God for mmm ma money go enta like 2moro.. i go just go atm.. strictly bolly,fried yam, indomie and egg(buh them dey use water) ehn ehn i fit buy pure water give them.. since dah yesterday ma belle dey do me somehow
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 12:26pm On Dec 04, 2016
brief talk about our camp commandant and im worsky attitude;;; so they said the guy is major abi na mayor, mehn dah guy has many rules o and boiz they plan im coup. here is a few amongst the 1000 rules.. yesterday he punish ma bunk mate for being too CLEAN(can u imagine), that him being too clean means his lazy and useless so for that he should do 50frog jump(the guy is finding it hard to walk,muscle pull), d day b4 he punished ma frnd for receiving call during dah boring social nite, mehn after some frog jump the guy and other offenders(amongst was someone who fell asleep on his chair) sang and danced for him from @10pm to 3:30am b4 releasing them except for d one who was sleeping as he argued with him citing that he knows his right. yesterday the guy started punish people for wearing jungle boot with their white kit(a normal tin o), today again the man told his boiz to chase everyone from d hostels to church including pagans,idol woshippers, buh excluding muslims(according to them na d only religion they recognise) mehn some peeps were boxers/bed cloths to church 2day without brushing or bathing.. @ first twas annoying buh today church sha go well as hostel boiz made church lively with their funny display(some funny dance) buh finally thiz commandant we go stone am o..

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Fatimah555(f): 12:31pm On Dec 04, 2016
kapable75:

they(platoon 4) served us pap that looks like ice-cream with moi-moi that is more watery in the morning that the akamu itself.
how I wish dem dey prepare moi moi for here....chai
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:43pm On Dec 04, 2016
mlanreh:


You taking it personal already. wishing you guys well in Camp
Am just being factical bruv!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:48pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
Same here but I planned my bathing schedule very well, and Once I enter there, I'l simply lock it from inside. Why will I bath with another man undecided
It happens only in your block. here in block A, You have all the time to wash away your sins if you wish cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
they have beaten you guys for breakfast already, check it na, Tea-n-bread vs una Tea-n-Yam yesterday! grin
That watery and stony bread?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Posimii(f): 12:53pm On Dec 04, 2016
Greatness366:
when are we gonna see fa
wen u ready no wahala Wat platoon r u?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 12:56pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
hehehehe na fried yam. I guess you are being sarcastic
It's obvious fried yam and tea is strange to you,but I have being slaying it for so many years,mehn,it's dope.
Pap and beans is another dope combo but fried yam and tea make sense pass.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:02pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
guy forget that one, money for mami market has finished. See e, The first time I ironed my kahki, those mami laundry men collected N200 from me, the 2nd time (washing and Ironing) they collected 150.
Today they came to our hall begging to wash it at N50.

Mami market is becoming empty day by day cos people are becoming weary of their pockets.

Today people left their church service ground to go and collect their breakfast. grin
I laff o,from #200 to #50,I'm not surprise.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2016
guruvicawelt:
brief talk about our camp commandant and im worsky attitude;;; so they said the guy is major abi na mayor, mehn dah guy has many rules o and boiz they plan im coup. here is a few amongst the 1000 rules.. yesterday he punish ma bunk mate for being too CLEAN(can u imagine), that him being too clean means his lazy and useless so for that he should do 50frog jump(the guy is finding it hard to walk,muscle pull), d day b4 he punished ma frnd for receiving call during dah boring social nite, mehn after some frog jump the guy and other offenders(amongst was someone who fell asleep on his chair) sang and danced for him from @10pm to 3:30am b4 releasing them except for d one who was sleeping as he argued with him citing that he knows his right. yesterday the guy started punish people for wearing jungle boot with their white kit(a normal tin o), today again the man told his boiz to chase everyone from d hostels to church including pagans,idol woshippers, buh excluding muslims(according to them na d only religion they recognise) mehn some peeps were boxers/bed cloths to church 2day without brushing or bathing.. @ first twas annoying buh today church sha go well as hostel boiz made church lively with their funny display(some funny dance) buh finally thiz commandant we go stone am o..
My belle o,the dancing part though,very funny.
Well,50 frog jump small nah,but if na me,I go juz shout "My pen*s oooo,with my eyes wide open,will hold it and continue to scream,then fall to ground and rolling begin"
I used this method while on transit in lokoja when one soldier alleged that I'm boko haram(though my bead gan)they free me kiakia.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 1:16pm On Dec 04, 2016
plz o i'm not understanding o... this bank stuff.. i've done ma access bank buh i dont understand this camp o, they said we should open anoda account according to our tag number, dont know y.. plz o stream1 peepz z dah how it z in ur various camp?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:23pm On Dec 04, 2016
kapable75:
That watery and stony bread?
lol, truely the bread was sandy, I tot I was the only one that noticed that but it wasn't the platoon's fault; they aren't the one that produced the bread
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mlanreh: 1:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
kapable75:
Am just being factical bruv!
Okay
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 1:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
Dream2:

My belle o,the dancing part though,very funny.
Well,50 frog jump small nah,but if na me,I go juz shout "My pen*s oooo,with my eyes wide open,will hold it and continue to scream,then fall to ground and rolling begin"
I used this method while on transit in lokoja when one soldier alleged that I'm boko haram(though my bead gan)they free me kiakia.
hahahagrin mehn them no go gree free u o.. them go say u dey pretend, abi u neva hear d kano kopa story.. and 50 frog jump no b here o.. ur laps go hear am..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 04, 2016
Fatimah555:
how I wish dem dey prepare moi moi for here....chai
U kwara?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:42pm On Dec 04, 2016
guruvicawelt:
hahahagrin mehn them no go gree free u o.. them go say u dey pretend, abi u neva hear d kano kopa story.. and 50 frog jump no b here o.. ur laps go hear am..
50 frog jump is not a tedious task that's if you're familiar with the military drills.
Bro,they will have no choice than to free me,one thing soldiers don't like is you being "stubborn" I spent like 2years in the barrack and I know one or two things about them, holding your pen*s in pain is 70/100 to get out of poo(that's if you're not a rapist)
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:46pm On Dec 04, 2016
kapable75:
It happens only in your block. here in block A, You have all the time to wash away your sins if you wish cheesy
Story, see platoon 6 sharing Rice and chicken, better meat o.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 1:48pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
lol, truely the bread was sandy, I tot I was the only one that noticed that but it wasn't the platoon's fault; they aren't the one that produced the bread
Don't say its their glory for preparing rice and chicken eithertongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:48pm On Dec 04, 2016
Dream2:

It's obvious fried yam and tea is strange to you,but I have being slaying it for so many years,mehn,it's dope.
Pap and beans is another dope combo but fried yam and tea make sense pass.
Are you kidding me
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
Dream2:

I laff o,from #200 to #50,I'm not surprise.
I made a mistake sef by paying for my pixs already, I was told today that it's best if you leave your picx with the photographers till towards the end of the camp, they will then be the ones chasing and begging you to collect it at a cheaper price
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 1:54pm On Dec 04, 2016
kapable75:
Don't say its their glory for preparing rice and chicken eithertongue
so who will we blame for your watery eba and watery egusi

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