Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting. People start getting comfortable with each other (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing) and forget the spark that made them feel the need to get married in the first place. Married life is different from your imagination as a bachelor.

These hilarious truths about married life are pretty accurate and maybe your marriage is nothing like this, which is a given, but some people will definitely be able to relate.

1. Say goodbye to all the saving hat you’ve been doing till now

What’s hers is hers and what’s yours is also hers!

2. Sharing is caring!
So is marking your territory.

3. If you’re going to look, don’t get caught.

You don’t want to be caught by a camera especially on your wedding day, the beginning of your married life.

4. Husbands are full of jokes.
Sometimes his humor can land him on the couch for the night.

5. Some men will forever need a mommy.

You never knew this would happen. But you chose this married life. Are you up for the challenge?

6. Thou shalt never tell her she looks fat.
It’s amazing that some men still haven’t figured this out.

7. Some marriages never change.


Just throw a couple kids in the mix and that’s the secret of your perfect married life.

No 1 tho..

I dont knw u ar joking

“To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.”
-Robert Brault

donogaga:


1. Say goodbye to all the saving hat you’ve been doing till now

What’s hers is hers and what’s yours is also hers!

This one is so true, Amongst newly wed couples i have seen, Women never spend their own money. They spend yours until you start to complain.

8. Things that made you a gentleman before? well, you got comfortable so there’s no being a gentleman now.

Also, try complaining about it in the morning. We dare you. Perks of having a married life.

9. Now you’re naturally going to ignore the farts.


Your spouse has nothing to hide now that you’re legally bound to each other. Enjoy your married life keeping no secrets.

10. Women think their husbands are incapable of grocery shopping.


You might think your husband is too lazy to go to the grocery store with you or when he goes alone he isn’t able to figure out what and how to do. In reality, it’s genius. They hope you will never ask them to do it again, one important thing to note in your married life.

✈ true ✈

11. “I’ll be ready in five” This five can mean five hours or even days but never minutes.


Don’t bother confronting her about it unless you want to delay your departure even more. This is the case in a relationship too but it gets more serious in a married life.

12. Spending so much time together means getting on each other’s nerves is bound to happen.


You will also enjoy every minute of your married-life annoying each other.

13. We are both equal.


No, you’ve got it all wrong! she’s the boss no matter what she says to your face or what you think about your married life.

14. “Things won’t ever change between us”


Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. Married life is not what it looks from the outside. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting.



http://sarcasmlol.com/2016/12/22/married-life-truth-facts/4/

Women... Fear them

So true.. Happy new year in advance cc lalasticlala

Hilarious thread.

Keep following. ...

I am not made to be folded;
You have eaten yours, go away

donogaga:
Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting. People start getting comfortable with each other (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing) and forget the spark that made them feel the need to get married in the first place. Married life is different from your imagination as a bachelor.

These hilarious truths about married life are pretty accurate and maybe your marriage is nothing like this, which is a given, but some people will definitely be able to relate.

1. Say goodbye to all the saving hat you’ve been doing till now

What’s hers is hers and what’s yours is also hers!

funny,but truth I read something like this on www.familyparliament.com

donogaga:
12. Spending so much time together means getting on each other’s nerves is bound to happen.


You will also enjoy every minute of your married-life annoying each other.

Marriage need not be a bondage I learnt this on www.familyparliament.com forum

sexymoma:
Sex before marriage: every weekend
Sex after marriage: thrice in a year, Easter, wedding anniversary, Christmas...then if the hubby is lucky on his birthday..probably.

This, coming from a Married woman . Mehn i'm really scared of marriage right now. I rather stay unmarried.

truthsayer007:


This, coming from a Married woman . Mehn i'm really scared of marriage right now. I rather stay unmarried.

who and where did you see that I'm married... Omo na Wetin i dey see around me ni oo

sexymoma:
who and where did you see that I'm married... Omo na Wetin i dey see around me ni oo

the way you comment on thread like you're married with kids, hehehe

truthsayer007:


the way you comment on thread like you're married with kids, hehehe

nah