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Funniest Joke Heard This Week by EMXTAN1(m): 8:03pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
Joke
A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor
BOY: No, I want that
your hymns book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe
Then;
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha.....
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needs a smile. |
Re: Funniest Joke Heard This Week by femolacqua(m): 9:00pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
I'm holding my head in laughter. 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Joke Heard This Week by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
;Dmehn,we used to play dis trick back in the days |
Re: Funniest Joke Heard This Week by EMXTAN1(m): 10:50pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
Missperfect28:Lol...tell me something |
Re: Funniest Joke Heard This Week by EMXTAN1(m): 10:51pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
femolacqua: lol |
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