Lol... Penis for sale.
Auto-correct can cause harm o.

lmfaooooooo

Oh my God lool!!
this just made my day

Was trying to woo a Babe the other Day, we planned on meeting and she asked what i was going do when i see her, and Instead of my phone typing i will Kiss you Immediately the damn phone typed i will KILL you Immediately.... Until now i never see that Babe and she never reply my texts or calls

Lol

or the words phone used to lol

babseg:
People always blame autocorrect but they have forgotten that the phone still remembers their most used words or phrases.

Lol, are you saying some English words are meant not to be used?

bigsmoke2:
I once accidentally Sent a girl :
I'm on my way am coming with my hard dîck instead of hard disk

It's because you frequently use the words... Hard dick

babseg:
People always blame autocorrect but they have forgotten that the phone still remembers their most used words or phrases.

Don't mind the ignorant people,they don't really understand how auto correct works.

"Feel free to add..." Like say you give me free data and free internet enabled device. Mcheeew

ednut1:
looks fabricated, everyone seems to use same phone

Bros, you're in still in the stone age mhen!, so you don't know that over 80% of Americans use iphone?.

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SnowJay92:


Lol, are you saying some English words are meant not to be used?

I didn't say that. For example a guy on this thread said he mistakenly typed hard dicck instead hard drive. Only God knows how many times he has actually typed hard dicck on his phone

KealDrogo:
The solution is simple you can switch off auto_correcto and type every word yourself. This will make you good at typing, writing without auto_correcto forcing its own suggested words at you.
Overly reliance on Auto_correcto has made many people lazy and somewhat Dumb

African mentality.
Why not discard your phone kpata-kpata and revert back to writing letters instead.

I believe it's voice inputs...

Lmao this one is the straw that broke the camel's back

Lolz, dis jst made ma mrnin.buh seriously though, dis auto correct ish can be rili annoyin

babseg:



I didn't say that. For example a guy on this thread said he mistakenly typed hard dicck instead hard drive. Only God knows how many times he has actually typed hard dicck on his phone

Yes, does it matter how many times he types dick on his phone? "Dick" has so many other meanings, including being someone's name.

SnowJay92:


Yes, does it matter how many times he types dick on his phone? "Dick" has so many other meanings, including being someone's name.

The more frequent you type the word the likely it will suggest it to you by even typing the first letter.

babseg:


The more frequent you type the word the likely it will suggest it to you by even typing the first letter.

That's not my point.

SnowJay92:


That's not my point.

I don't know which phone you are using but dicck is not on samsung keyboard dictionary.

DAT auto correct self him busy body too
Much

bigsmoke2:
I once accidentally Sent a girl :
I'm on my way am coming with my hard dîck instead of hard disk

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha


must have felt awkward, how did the girl feel and her response?

Lolz, awkward moments with auto correct

niggi4life:
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha


must have felt awkward, how did the girl feel and her response?

I Immediately corrected it and she understood

bigsmoke2:
I once accidentally Sent a girl :
I'm on my way am coming with my hard dîck instead of hard disk

So you left your d..k at home

samsam2019:
you still went to her with your dick though

but it wasn't hard anyway.

Autocorrect! It can be very embarrassing.

Funny mistakes.

bigsmoke2:
I once accidentally Sent a girl :
I'm on my way am coming with my hard dîck instead of hard disk

feeloscar:
but it wasn't hard anyway.

you went hoping she would make it