I have an oil palm mill, where I process palm oil, I was supposed to wake up very early to go pick the palm fruit and start the process but some how I woke up late and behold when I picked the first bunch the snake ran out and it was killed . If it was dark was dark only God knows what would v happened.

Thank you Jesus

.FTC....my guys I don make am oo..

Hey you below me..
I told you stop using GLO..!,stop using GLO.!! Just stop it..

So happy to find myself on snake thread this morning
Surely, we're heading somewhere

Lalasnae where you dey?

The noisy neighbour above me, it seems your nut was cracked by a benevolent spirit... shebi?

the snake dey do hide and seek

Waow. . I'm on a snake plane heading too FP, as soon as lala wakes, sheedy401 you can come join me too # fasten sitbelt

oppa anaconda style...


that's what in lala's mind now

lalastica oya your breakfast don land ....

Lalasticlala rushing to this thread like

Lalastica come and see wetin dey give U orgasm

I still don't understand why people are so excited when they see a snake on Nairaland?

What a way to enter front page on NL. It's a snake thread, roger that?

thesicilian:
I still don't understand why people are so excited when they see a snake on Nairaland?

Honestly you haven't.

Why is it that Only Snakes post hit Front page on Nairaland and why always calling Lalastica on every snakes post here on Nairaland

Make I knw wetin happen if dis Thing no reach FP....lala right now

Mynd44 and Lalasticlala right now

Is this not black mamba ?

Make thunder separate my blokox if this topic no make front page

I hope lala no be nagin ex bf cuz him love for anything snake is absolutely outta dz world

Lol, it's not as if I want to comment oo
But as soon as I logged on to NL & saw snake thread, I had to book space knowing quite well the thread will hit FP
The only three things that are inevitable
1) death
2) Arsenal not getting whooped by bayern or Barcelona in the champions league next season
3) Lala & snake FP

God is good all the time. Jesus loves you!

Peppersoup don land

Hmm them no. Cook this one

When i say snake you say LALA, snake L.......

brunofarad:
Is this not black mamba ?

Black Mambas are not found in Nigeria

They are predominantly in South Africa and Zimbabwe.

Ok i have always observed that whenever any snake is posted on Nairaland, i see people calling on LaLa and when he eventually visits the thread, the post gets to frontpage without any delay. So today, i want to enjoy myself and experience how it feels .


LALA COME AND SEE SNAKE

LALA RIGHT NOW AFTER SEEING THE SNAKE

LALA LOVES SNAKES AND SNAKES LOVE LALA

Snake thread at last!
Thank u lawd

Lalasticlala food is ready o

Many Nigerians animal right advocates are illittates.

Most times they compare themselves unduely to the west as though we are alike in development and poverty level. Its the hallmark of an intelligent mind to compare two things of like terms. Abraham Maslow talk of heirachy of needs in which human basic need are at the bottom of the piramid. (Food, shelter, clothing..e.t.c).

If you understand that this is a third world nation struggling with basic need. Then you should not compare us with the west who are not. They can afford fishing for sport. We can't. Why ..well we are still dealing with poverty at an unprecedented scale.

It may come as a shock to you. But eating meat for the average Nigeria n family is a luxury.

If your parents can provide you with good balance three meal a day. Be thankfully.

But by God! Learn to shut UUP! And don't come here and ask why people kill and eat wild animals to get their protein level up.

LaLa Aka Snake Warrior.. Monday BreakFast Is Ready

hapi I found my self in a snake thread...........