samonak:

maybe you didn't go to NMS, they were many instances where wicked boys gave military instructors the beating of their lives during Bush camp exercises.

No. Not I did not attend NMS

ajalawole:
so me and my uncle wife are same age abi

sorry when you were a child? I think you should wait till she's alone then approach Her and tell her you remember her hat she did to you and that your prayer is that someone doesn't do to her son what she did to you. Karma is a terrible bitch

Don't let it haunt you were a child and innocent .she is sick and probably might assume u can't remember or you won't ever. Say it....

Omotaday:
A year after i graduated from SEC SCHOOL, i had this my friend who used to come to my house(family house) with his Gf, they really loved each other. Due to the strict attitude of my friend's parent, they always meet in my house. Most of the time, they don't come together, one would come before the other. Whenever the girl comes first, we gets to talk before her bf comes. Sincerely, I had no bad intention but this girl started liking me, showing great interest, she started coming to my place even when her bf did not know. This girl was very beautiful with a nice body. Well, something led to something. I started f**king her. Her bf started suspecting, he nearly caught us in some occasions. I can remember during a new year eve, when i was supposed to be praying, when everyone was shouting ''happy new year'', i was on top of her. Well, I later cut her off. Till today, when i see my the ni**a(we are not that close anymore due to school), i still feel like apologizing but i can't just do it. May God forgive me.

May God forgive you for complicity in their crime too. You created an environment that made their sinning possible. That was the first sin that led you to your main sin. Do you need to confess to him? I doubt. You were both thieves who cheated on yourselves, it is why they say there is no honour among thieves. You confession needs only be to God and you need to stay away from company of sinners.
Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers, but whose delight is in the law of the LORD,
and who meditates on his law day and night. (Ps. 1)
Don't allow people do in your house what is not permissible in their own houses. Think of trouble you could put yourself and those close to you should something go wrong.

gbosaa:


Hard for me to believe it was executed that way. How do you pee inside four generators fuel tanks in quick succession?? If the pee was collected in a bottle then emptied inside the tanks, it'd sound a bit convincing but no...

Dude apparently opened the four fuel tanks, unzipped...mind you, place would be well illuminated otherwise he would miss target...so with light on, he unzipped, directed his knob head, peeed in first tank, then with urine still flowing, he channeled it to second tank. Don't tell me you constricted your pubobulbus to hold the wee back till you've properly directed your d to the second tank, third and fourth generator while filling them all with enough volume to cause issues to the generators.

You did all these and no one saw you. You confidently opened the lids, all four of them, no one saw you! You urinated in all four! No one saw you? You replaced the lids and not a single person saw you. You even urinated in all four without stopping and without going to a safe place to collect the urine first??

I love nairaland. I've been looking for that thread where some pu**y nigga 'confessed' to his girl friend that he has killed lots of people! The things people will say to make themselves feel good and tough!

Make una continue...very interesting thread.

Lol! Dude all this analysis just for peeing inside generator.

I dunno about peeing inside 4 gens at a go. I was talking abt peeing inside 1. Chikena

Abudu2000:
(1)I and a friend gangbanged a girl who had a baby with her, just because she had no accommodation and we offered her a roof that night...

She didn't want to but she was choiceless at 1am , i just hope god forgives us

If i wasn't doing well now i would have blamed my failure on that
(2) my first gf after two years of her marriage i still slept with her like 10x

(2) i took up to 10 of my friends gfs, only two later found out

(3) have bleeped up to 10 ppls wives

Bleeped 10 of people's wives?

I'm beginning to get scared of marriage

desquad:
I've got a kid and my parents don't know about it, thank God the girl is not in the same state with me

REALLY

When i was 12 i can remember a day i finished eating, instead of me to wash the Stainless plate rather i used my tongue to wipe the plate and spoon clean and my auntie used the same plate and spoon to fetch rice and ate


No big deal sha

Burna88:
biko,i used to Do it even yet i was attracted to guys,But now Im no sure of myself grabbin d offer or Not ,i have Nothing against it ü get.

do you know how many percent of people that are bi, leave your life jare you will outgrow it.

kristen12:
REALLY

yeah, I'll let them know when I'm old enough and can take care of myself

Was a mistake, I take care of them both financially tho

CaptPlanet:




Lol! Dude all this analysis just for peeing inside generator.

I dunno about peeing inside 4 gens at a go. I was talking abt peeing inside 1. Chikena

He said he woke up, went to the 4 generator sets and urinated inside the fuel tanks one after the other. Do you believe he that was possible from the way he narrated it?

tosyne2much:
Bleeped 10 of people's wives?
I'm beginning to get scared of marriage

no be you dey write 10 things about things you know little about.

Brugge:


That is serious. In which country?

Manchester, Uk

Abudu2000:
(1)I and a friend gangbanged a girl who had a baby with her, just because she had no accommodation and we offered her a roof that night...

She didn't want to but she was choiceless at 1am , i just hope god forgives us

If i wasn't doing well now i would have blamed my failure on that
(2) my first gf after two years of her marriage i still slept with her like 10x

(2) i took up to 10 of my friends gfs, only two later found out

(3) have bleeped up to 10 ppls wives

Honestly I dunno if I should laugh or cry. You're crazy bro

Burna88:
Its neva gonna end When it didnt even Start,just Bcus i posted something in here ,some jobless idiats bin disturbin me,bros stand biko.

pls ignore them,they aint worth UR honest attention.we all gat very dark secrets.....mine scares me most times to d point of death

Brugge:


Bros how did you convince these married ladies with all the holier than thou attitude of Nigerian women?

It might interest you to know that most of these married ladies are closet freaks. They don't need much convincing, as a matter of fact, they do the convincing.

gidjah:
pls ignore them,they aint worth UR honest attention.we all gat very dark secrets.....mine scares me most times to d point of death

dey all actin as If Deyve gat no past

gbosaa:


He said he woke up, went to the 4 generator sets and urinated inside the fuel tanks one after the other. Do you believe he that was possible from the way he narrated it?

There are so many sides to a story. Lets just keep it going.

Here is my secret.

A female nairalander offended me. I was so upset and I discussed the situation with a friend offline. He suggested I take a picture of my boòb, write the moniker of the nairalander that offended me on it and post it on nairaland to blackmail her. I did just that and everyone that saw my boób picture believed it belongs to the other girl. I felt so much better after that

People are truly wicked...

Abudu2000:
(1)I and a friend gangbanged a girl who had a baby with her, just because she had no accommodation and we offered her a roof that night...

She didn't want to but she was choiceless at 1am , i just hope god forgives us

If i wasn't doing well now i would have blamed my failure on that
(2) my first gf after two years of her marriage i still slept with her like 10x

(2) i took up to 10 of my friends gfs, only two later found out

(3) have bleeped up to 10 ppls wives

The same way your wife would be bleeped

My secret is























am in love with this nairalander,www.nairaland.com/carolyner but she doesn't give me the time of the day

AyamConfidence:
CaroLyner ooo....they wan thief my baby ooo

Huh??
back off

UnimkeAk:


My friend, you are also a gay ass ..... GAY BY ASSOCIATION.....

It takes one to know one. You know that you dad could be a closet gay.

Since when does being tolerant of people sexual orientation makes you gay? It is just like calling a white person that does not support the discrimination of black people a black person.

KelvinCX:
Huh??
back off

CaptPlanet:


It might interest you to know that most of these married ladies are closet freaks. They don't need much convincing, as a matter of fact, they do the convincing.

I shame for them.

Dicksonpal:
I had never stolen before

Na wa you o.

Are you going to tell me, you never stole meat from mama's pot when you were younger?

Or you never stylishly obtained a pen or eraser from your mates in pri school?

You never took money that wasn't yours.

My friend, I don't know what you are trying to claim but I'd tell you fa fa faooo.

gnykelly:


no be you dey write 10 things about things you know little about.

Na God go deliver you sha

No sha try this nonsense with my wife

Chai see evil people.i dey mark una names ooo

oboi! I've many secrets... i dont even know how to start sef.

gbosaa:


Hard for me to believe it was executed that way. How do you pee inside four generators fuel tanks in quick succession?? If the pee was collected in a bottle then emptied inside the tanks, it'd sound a bit convincing but no...

Dude apparently opened the four fuel tanks, unzipped...mind you, place would be well illuminated otherwise he would miss target...so with light on, he unzipped, directed his knob head, peeed in first tank, then with urine still flowing, he channeled it to second tank. Don't tell me you constricted your pubobulbus to hold the wee back till you've properly directed your d to the second tank, third and fourth generator while filling them all with enough volume to cause issues to the generators.

You did all these and no one saw you. You confidently opened the lids, all four of them, no one saw you! You urinated in all four! No one saw you? You replaced the lids and not a single person saw you. You even urinated in all four without stopping and without going to a safe place to collect the urine first??

I love nairaland. I've been looking for that thread where some pu**y nigga 'confessed' to his girl friend that he has killed lots of people! The things people will say to make themselves feel good and tough!

Make una continue...very interesting thread.

It's hard for me to believe too bro.. It's almost impossible for urinate in four generator tanks in quick succession

Even if he did, I don't think it will have a negative effect on the generator unless the petrol has been exhausted, leaving only a little harmless quantity of the urine in the carburetor.

In a nutshell, he lied

Nobody has said anything about abortion.. Where are the female abortionists?

MidasTouche01:





PEDOPHILE!!!!!!

you said we should spill it out fa!!! And that was then.....