sinizia:


Don't take that guy serious, he's an unstable character. Last season, before matches started, he'll be cussing Mourinho as a bastărd and what not; when we're behind or it looked the match will end in draw, he'll be mocking Mourinho supporters and talking about how he's been right all along about Mourinho, but immediately our team scored and eventually won the match, he'll do a 360 degree turnaround to take the glory all in the space of few minutes.d4

Don't take him serious.

sod09:
If the *Game of Thrones* factions were English football teams

*House Targaryen(Man Utd):*
Once a great force, brought down for few years now. Hint of a comeback but it's crazy world now so struggling with comeback.

*House Baratheon(Liverpool):*
Whenever they try, they fail.

*House Stark(Arsenal):*
Trying to achieve everything honorably, in that process getting everyone killed & lose everything.

*House Lannister(Chelsea):*
They get things done, no matter how ugly it is. Biggest cunts....but guaranteed success. Irrelevant without money.

*House Tyrell(Man City):*
Has buttload of money but no one gives a damn about them, got no fans.

*House Bolton(Leicester):*
Did well & dominated for a season but now beaten to ashes. In couple of years people wont even know who they were.

*White Walkers(Spurs):*
Not here for throne or anything. Just to put the pressure on all houses.
Starks making sure they're in behind the wall.

Oasis007:
Manchester United 2-0 Manchester City: Player ratings

David de Gea 7

– Comfortably dealt with a few long range drives. Never looked troubled as Pep Guardiola’s men struggled to penetrate.


Antonio Valencia 7.5

– An intractable force at the back and ominous going forward. The Ecuadorian clearly doesn’t understand the concept of ‘pre-season’.


Victor Lindelof 6.5

– Positioned himself well and looked fluid on the ball; did well to keep Sergio Aguero away from dangerous positions.


Chris Smalling 6

– Simultaneously valiant and foolish, combining moments of bravery with episodes of poor misjudgement, which could have easily culminated in a penalty.


Daley Blind 7

– Looked after the ball really well, always finding teammates and even stretching the pitch with a number of intelligent runs down the line.


Ander Herrera 7

– Without doubt the most energetic midfielder on the pitch. Buzzed around with the kind of verve supporters grew so accustomed to last year.


Paul Pogba 7.5

– A typically classy, untouchable sort of display from the Frenchman. Dwarfed the likes of Yaya Toure and Kevin de Bruyne in terms of sharpness. Will clearly benefit from Lukaku’s runs in behind next season.


Jesse Lingard 6.5

– One of Man United’s busier performers, always looking to stretch Manchester City’s back four but lacked cutting edge at times.


Henrikh Mkhitaryan 7

– Execution wasn’t always there but put Man City on the back-foot whenever he entered their half. Provided a perfectly weighted assist for Rashford.


Marcus Rashford 7.5

– Bombarded both flanks all game and displayed some notable muscle against some of City’s senior figures. Took his goal wonderfully.


Romelu Lukaku 8

– Sent a message to City and indeed the Premier League with another wonderfully taken goal in the first half. Brilliant on the ball and rattled the bar.


Substitutes


Phil Jones 6

– Occasionally struggled with Gabriel Jesus but generally kept City’s attacking frontier at bay. Somehow failed to take three chances in a row from about four yards out.


Matteo Darmian 6.5

– Disciplined, unspectacular but very much in control. The kind of Darmian performance supporters will hope to get used to.


Eric Bailly 6.5

– The Ivorian has hardly broken a sweat throughout pre-season. Made light work of a City attack lacking minutes.


Sergio Romero 6

– Endured a couple of shaky moments but came out with a clean sheet.


Anthony Martial 6

– Displayed plenty of initiative after coming on but couldn’t exercise much influence on the game


Michael Carrick 7

– Another controlled, balanced midfield display. The perfect player to bring on when protecting a lead with 30 minutes left.


Marouane Fellaini 6.5

– Shifted the ball nicely and easily outmuscled a fatigued City midfield. Could have been a greater presence in the box.

sod09:
nawa ooo
see epistles and orgasm on top ordinary pre season
bloody scummies

Oasis007:




Had United lost to City, you wouldn't be wailing it's a Preseason Match, rather you would be making mockery of yourself.

sod09:
arsenal never lose to bayern on wednesday..una dan day wail already on our behalf.
btw why not save una self d energy and noise for the season proper
its a long season oo

folba:
I am not a fan of Lukaku's style or technique but his desire zeal and energy will get us goals and win us matches. His agility and strength is a big boost to the attack.

Oasis007:




No Wonder your useless Club Players were celebrating a Preseason Trophy in China!

dopeJemi:
pep is actually the cheque book manager

sod09:
oh mumu
dem give u trophy u no go make d fans that paid happy
do u think at all, bayern will do d same too or u expect dem to just collect d trophy and go down d tunnel
lunatics everywhere

PattyCake:


The bottom 12 of the EPL will pack the bus on us...His run and shoot style will become redundant, I still think it's a huge waste of money.

eph12:

He has scored most of his goals against those bottom teams you're talking about

joeace2020:


Pa Ramuzaki and the other Pep Minions think he's the best there ever was because he's not a chequebook manager and uses academy players to win everything but now he won't be trusting the kids when the season start because hurricane don blow, no feather dey fowl body again talkless of yanch

45mil for mendy rejected, £54 million bid to be submitted. The most expensive defense in the world. Long may pep spend the abu dhabi money to win nothing.

PattyCake:



I Never called him a Bastard...He failed last season and he will fail this season ...Hes incompetent and past his prime .

Vanquay:


Did the bottom teams park the bus for Everton the way they do for United?

eph12:

Some do

Oasis007:





Your Foolishness is legendary! A typical Arsenal Fan. Thought you claimed it's a Taboo to celebrate Preseason Success?!

I posted a Report on the Assessment of Players' performances, you jumped out from swamp of Stupidity like a Toad to make a senseless Troll.

Your Brain needs to be formatted and reconfigured to meet the Human requirements, coz you are simply reasoning like an Animal.

Vanquay:


Even if Lukaku scores 60 goals a season...He will never be a world class striker in my eyes.

sod09:
oh mumu
dem give u trophy u no go make d fans that paid happy
do u think at all, bayern will do d same too or u expect dem to just collect d trophy and go down d tunnel
lunatics everywhere

sod09:
keep assessing ur stupidity den
Slowpoke

hoopLA:




You have the nerve to call someone an id1ot but he writes and elucidates better than you do.

You cannot even type words completely and concisely.

Yet folks who take the pains to type legibly and correctly are termed idi0ts and mor0ns by you who types like you have two thumbs on one hand.

You rush here at every opportunity to call us fo0ls, but your appearance is an ode to stup1dity.

Someday you will say you passed through an institution of learning of some sort, but even nursery school pupils express themselves better than you.


Ogbeni respect yourself.

In case you haven't noticed, you are an attention-seeking mongrel with a low self-esteem. The fact that nobody really cares about you and the fact that you aren't gathering the likes and shares your dumb humor intends to achieve should have been a pointer to your Centrino-powered brain to just give up the asinine trolling.

Go and talk to the wall in your room you lonely sociopath.