BlueAngel444:
Chelsea striker Alvaro Morata has laid down a goal target for himself ahead of the new Premier League season. In an interview with Marca, Morata revealed he wants to score more than 20 goals for Chelsea this season.

“I want to score more than 20. It’s my job,” Morata said.

“But it is not an obsession for me ahead of winning titles for the team. For example, when I was with Juventus I did not score more than 20 goals.

“But I won all the titles except for the Champions League. I have scored 15 or 16 goals and won titles. And other strikes have scored 35 and not won anything.”

Chai....Morata na Nairalander infact!

diggz airmark nihilist

Bimffo:
Funlord??

Is it true?

How? I have screen shots but they have begged me not to reveal the chats on NL! But I can send them to you on what's app if need be!

Why do you think they had to clean up all the posts of the useless accusations and not ban me? I told them I can never be casted on NL....NEVER! N8 million ran through my account this week courtesy of only 2 of my partners in that section not a kobo went missing but I suddenly scammed N100k two months ago from a pained dude who sent me to nab a guy who scammed him of 1.5m and gave me wrong intel?

Now that is some funny arithmetic!

funlord:



How? I have screen shots but they have begged me not to reveal the chats on NL! But I can send them to you on what's app if need be!

Why do you think they had to clean up all the posts of the useless accusations and not ban me? I told them I can never be casted on NL....NEVER! N8 million ran through my account this week courtesy of only 2 of my partners in that section not a kobo went missing but I suddenly scammed N100k two months ago from a pained dude who sent me to nab a guy who scammed him of 1.5m and gave me wrong intel?

Now that is some funny arithmetic!

Lol. Okay.

That guy must be pained though.

Just be careful with the niggãa though.

funlord:



How? I have screen shots but they have begged me not to reveal the chats on NL! But I can send them to you on what's app if need be!

Why do you think they had to clean up all the posts of the useless accusations and not ban me? I told them I can never be casted on NL....NEVER! N8 million ran through my account this week courtesy of only 2 of my partners in that section not a kobo went missing but I suddenly scammed N100k two months ago from a pained dude who sent me to nab a guy who scammed him of 1.5m and gave me wrong intel?

Now that is some funny arithmetic!

Do you do contract slappings?

I would be interested in engaging your services in that case.

Just walk up to the target somewhere, whoze them a dirty slap, and then announce its from Nihilist....

There's a couple of people I would consider hiring you to hit.....

why were posts hidden

ANything happen?

Nihilist:


Do you do contract slappings?

I would be interested in engaging your services in that case.

Just walk up to the target somewhere, whoze them a dirty slap, and then announce its from Nihilist....

There's a couple of people I would consider hiring you to hit.....

Lol.....money slaps maybe!

timbros:


As long as una dey diss Morata because of his numbers, I will keep reminding una say Drogba started with 10 and 12 league goals for Chelsea.

Take time timbros we go tear shirt for this place at this rate o!

diggz:


Take time timbros we go tear shirt for this place at this rate o!

Nihilist:

When we asked for our jambody striker who will guarantee us goals they screamed No! Cuz they wanted nolatas first touch. Now they are asking us not to expect goals and assist but improvement in general play.

What Kind of wickedness is that?

Godstraight:
all these talk just for nothing,you dissed morata I dissed lukaku,why the anger,the match didn't just end 2:1 it ended with lukaku scoring a goal 99%, of strikers would score and missing one they won't miss.

What percentage of strikers will score a point blank penalty?

Hazard, Bakayoko, Moses and Pedro have all been ruled out of tomorrow's clash with Burnley at the bridge.

In their absence, I believe this is what we should expect from the Don:

Courtois

Rudiger Luiz Cahill (c)


Azpilicueta Kante Fabregas Alonso


Willian Batshuayi Morata


Not too a bad line-up IMO but let's not get our hopes high on a high-scoring fixture. With Hazard and Pedro, our best attacking outputs and crucial architects of counter-attacking situations out of the game, this already looks like a game that would go down to the wire.

Sean sets up his team to frustrate a perceived greater opposition, so tomorrow's game might not contain a lot of spark. That said, I believe the squad up there has what it takes to squeeze out a win.

Verdict: 2-0

diggz:


Take time timbros we go tear shirt for this place at this rate o!

I dey my house, come beat me.

raumdeuter:
why were posts hidden

ANything happen?

Na that purple font guy.

diggz:


When we asked for our jambody striker who will guarantee us goals they screamed No! Cuz they wanted nolatas first touch. Now they are asking us not to expect goals and assist but improvement in general play.

What Kind of wickedness is that?

I missed the memo. Who is this person you refer to?

timbros:




I dey my house, come beat me.

Bwuahahahaha....craze man! Just know that you have been marked as a general play ambassador. I go wait for you end of season

nateevs:



I missed the memo. Who is this person you refer to?

Lukaku my oga.

diggz:



Bwuahahahaha....craze man! Just know that you have been marked as a general play ambassador. I go wait for you end of season

Wetin dey vex me be say you, Nihi.list and Air.mark put una self for win win position.

Morata flop, una go happy say "I told you so"

Morata deliver title, una go happy say una club do well.

But no P.....We dey here.

nateevs:



I missed the memo. Who is this person you refer to?

Na your mail na...

Baba nateevs na romantic subtle mails we dey receive for our office now mehn

Please treat with urgency.



Cobhams mail services
The one you trust

timbros:




I dey my house, come beat me.

Drop address and time we should come..


We also deliver in-house beatings of various degree

Foolish club

Skimpledawg:

Drop address and time we should come..


We also deliver in-house beatings of various degree

Skimpledawg:

Drop address and time we should come..


We also deliver in-house beatings of various degree

Especially now wey we get guys to deliver all kinds of slaps, from elegant backhand to 5 finger death whozing.

^^^^

Bimffo:
If Morata scores 25 goals in total this season. I am leaving my Bimffo moniker and I am changing to MorataMyHero till he leaves Chelsea.

Nihilist, put that in mind.

Screenshot am, my people.

If it does happen tho, u'll have to deactivate Bimffo. We dont want u running back to it when things get hot with the Morata handle

timbros:


Wetin dey vex me be say you, Nihi.list and Air.mark put una self for win win position.

Morata flop, una go happy say "I told you so"

Morata deliver title, una go happy say una club do well.

But no P.....We dey here.

Bwuahahahaha....na now u come so ndo...we no tell u to support nolata so carry ur cross alone!

weedtaker:
Foolish club

Weyrey boi!!

lordfalcao:
morata can not play up to 50 matches. That is like playing all league matches and 80 percent of all cup matches. When we have two strikers I dont see it happening..

Costa did it at 24 for atm, what will stop a 70m man from doing it? Costa played 35 league games for us last term, add that to at least 9 ucl matches plus fa cup and carling matches, 50 is sure. 70m spent must be justified. Suarez, cavani, higuain played at least 50 matches for their teams, why will morata not do that for us? Even old man ibrahimovic played up to 45 matches last season.

Lana1:
If it does happen tho, u'll have to deactivate Bimffo. We dont want u running back to it when things get hot with the Morata handle

Nope.

If by the end of the season, Morata has 25 goals and above in all competition for Chelsea, I am changing my Moniker.

I have to keep my Bimffo account for easy digging.

timbros:
Wetin dey vex me be say you, Nihi.list and Air.mark put una self for win win position.

Morata flop, una go happy say "I told you so"

Morata deliver title, una go happy say una club do well.

But no P.....We dey here.

No be new thing,

Assuming Conte failed last season nihilist would have said hey I told you so, Conte was no good, Many others would have said it. Yes the reason we won was Mourinho who took the players to level they dont deserve. Mourinho is the god.

Conte won everyone suddenly started Up Chelsea

Na so airmark dey shout Krychowiak upandan

The ninja go PSG with the same coach wey coach am for Sevilla, he is now a furniture model in France on the best way to sit on a bench

Tell them to make a categorical prediction before games start will Morata succeed or will he fail. Let them pick a stand and not sit on the fence not all the "If he works hard" rubbish

airmark:


Costa did it at 24 for atm, what will stop a 70m man from doing it? Costa played 35 league games for us last term, add that with to least 9 ucl matches plus fa cup and carling matches, 50 is sure. 70m spent must be justified. Suarez, cavani, higuain played at least 50 matches for their teams, why will morata not do that for us? Even old man ibrahimovic played up to 45 matches last season.

as it stands now Costa never hit 27goals a season for us, so if morat scores upto that dont kill yourself...

raumdeuter:


No be new thing,

Assuming Conte failed last season nihilist would have said hey I told you so, Conte was no good, Many others would have said it. Yes the reason we won was Mourinho who took the players to level they dont deserve. Mourinho is the god.

Conte won everyone suddenly started Up Chelsea

Na so airmark dey shout Krychowiak upandan

The ninja go PSG with the same coach wey coach am for Sevilla, he is now a furniture model in France on the best way to sit on a bench

Tell them to make a categorical prediction before games start will Morata succeed or will he fail. Let them pick a stand and not sit on the fence not all the "If he works hard" rubbish

if he performs now, we will start seeing stuffs like "conte did magic on him "

lordfalcao:
as it stands now Costa never hit 27goals a season for us, so if morat scores upto that dont kill yourself...

You always crack me up with these your suicide yarns