Good sex can make a man apologies for things he did not do..he will be like" eiish!! oh baby, this is sweet,baby am sorry for poverty in Zimbabwe"..

Connection Apply Everywhere Nowadays! Even to get a plate of Rice in a wedding needs connection

That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing under the cow

"I Love You And I'll Never leave You" This Words Broke Many Virginities

Having sex with a Girl who doesn't Scream is like watching a Soccer Match without commentators!!

They Say When Your Palm Is Itching,You Gonna Get Money . If your Foot is Itching you gonna get new Shoes . If your Lips are itching,you gonna get kissed . If your Ear is Itching,There is a Gossip . If your Private Part is itching, Please!Please don't fool yourself....Go and Bath

Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. The other guys start talking about how successful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airline and just gave his best friend a private jet.
Guy 3: Well, my son is more success than that, he owns a architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle.
Guy 4 walks out the bathroom and walks over the other three guys.
Guy 4: Hey guys what are you talking about?
Guy 1: Oh we are talking about how successful our sons are.
Guy 4: Well, my son is a gay stripper.
Guy 2: You must be disappointed with what he's done with his life.
Guy 4: Actually he's doing well for himself, he just got Ferrari, a jet and a castle from his three boyfriends...

Like if you understand the post

A dad buys a lie detector Robot that slaps you If you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The Robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The Robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kind of movies! The Robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The Robot slaps the mom..

Women are also promoting racism, just imagine.
When washing black panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... done.
.
When washing white panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku ..... chuku .... chuku .....then done.

Krystaal:
A dad buys a lie detector Robot that slaps you If you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The Robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The Robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kind of movies! The Robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The Robot slaps the mom..

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vivie01:

Lol Hi Vivie01

Krystaal:
Connection Apply Everywhere Nowadays!
Even to get a plate of Rice in a wedding needs connection

Krystaal:

Lol Hi Vivie01

Hi oga Krystaal, you are doing a nice job here

vivie01:

Hi oga Krystaal, you are doing a nice job here

Lol it's all to make you Laugh...Thank you

Hey Guys...trying to build up something nice... Appreciate a brother's effort... Please follow me on IG @_Krystal_official_ and I'll follow back Thank you

I was in a taxi today and a police officer stopped the driver but failed to get anything wrong to get the normal bribe
Then he asked, "Have you registered your Sim Card?"

Krystaal:
I was in a taxi today and a police officer stopped the driver but failed to get anything wrong to get the normal bribe
Then he asked, "Have you registered your Sim Card?"

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because
*you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.*

Krystaal:
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because
*you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.*

iro o ...... I cant be a wife beater o. its all for fun though.

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

I've decided to leave the past behind me,so if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved..That's the last thing I remember before I got admitted in a hospital

Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible App needs update, for what excatly? Has Adam eaten another apple

Krystaal:
Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible App needs update, for what excatly? Has Adam eaten another apple

not at all.

Krystaal:
Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible App needs update, for what excatly? Has Adam eaten another apple

Chai!

Krystaal:
I've decided to leave the past behind me,so if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved..That's the last thing I remember before I got admitted in a hospital

Na lie! You go pay!

Krystaal:
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because
*you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.*

, e no kuku better make he run for his life?

vivie01:

Na lie! You go pay!

Haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc4SzauJ5E4

Krystaal:
"I Love You And I'll Never leave You" This Words Broke Many Virginities

Hmmmmm there is God OO

Krystaal:
Women are also promoting racism, just imagine.
When washing black panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... done.
.
When washing white panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku ..... chuku .... chuku .....then done.

Oga U Legit

Already Following u hope u post something Nice