jumzzy448:


Moto nor Dey reach my side oo...you go trek

Na endurance trek

kennykg:

Na endurance trek

Lol

Late dinner after work.
Could not resist.
This Moi-Moi EHHHHHN? ? ?
Na “don’t go far”. Verrrrrry SWEEEEET!

Closer view?

armyofone:
On point!!
Dried fish stew -my next great thing after snail stew!

That is ehn?
Grand mama STEW!
Verrrrry SWWWWWEEEEEEETTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!

InyinyaAgbaOku:


Remind me how they should grease these things, please

Grease wetin?
Are we still on the same “food topic”?

Nawa ooo

zeezaa:
indomie d way I like it

Gorgeous presentation....i really want to try those noodles so badly!

KanwuliaExtra:
Late dinner after work.
Could not resist.
This Moi-Moi EHHHHHN? ? ?
Na “don’t go far”. Verrrrrry SWEEEEET!

why u spread ur legs to the food na? Shey na ur mouth dey eat am? Sit properly jo

3nim:
OriEyeLe

You're not the only person vexing o.

Being real is what we need. If Nigeria truly is a shitthole then you and I truly are shitt.

Imagine I had ten sisters and someone made a nasty comment about our mother, who was an ashawor.
Then I attached that comment as my new surname just because I knew that it was true. I hated anyone who was an ashawor, I moved out of the house and announced it on a platform, where anyone could read it, that my mother is a "drity-asss ashawor". Technically, I'm being 100 % real.

6 of my sisters learned the ashawor work from mama. Anyway, I've successfully branded ALL ten of us as ashawor products in my honesty and integrity
What good could come from the 3 innocent sisters I have?

If you hate the way things are, you're not the only one; she's not the only one. I might hate it more than you do, but leaving such comments on the internet about our own country is neither a remedy to your hate nor to the situation at hand. It's the wrong way to do the RIGHT thing.

The case may be terrible but I'm definitely not shitt.

BESIDES You counted the bad things and made it seem like there's nothing good. Like when a foreigner believes all Africans live in huts. Yes we have huts but we also have concrete houses. We have problems
The media makes it difficult for any of us to stand as useful people in the world but let's just make it more difficult with our own words.

Don't be foolish enough to hurt your image (the image People see when you say that you are Nigerian) all in the name of being real.

People, who have suffered those things more than you have, exist, people, who can't even use the internet like this, exist in this so-called "shitthole" but let's just brand everyone of them with the name they all deserve. If the chibok girls really were kidnapped, let's tag them all as shitt from the shitthole. The people dying terribly, shouldn't we brand them as well? I wonder how many people are considered before that adjective is used.
Successfully explain how shitt doesn't come from a shitthole then I'll confirm that you did not brand the afformentioned people as shitt.

I know she might be joking, but for all it's worth, I hope she has absolutely no feeling of belonging to Nigeria.That would be understandable- She had the chance to run to the abroad and is basically not helping anybody today .
But if she does call herself Nigerian, I'd say she's borderline stupid.
Not everyone can feel their own stupidity.

Constructive criticism is a thing. She makes good points, points I like, from religion to family life and to politics, that's just my opinion,...

but her presentation is ZERO

Omigosh!
Thumbs up!

KanwuliaExtra:
Late dinner after work.
Could not resist.
This Moi-Moi EHHHHHN? ? ?
Na “don’t go far”. Verrrrrry SWEEEEET!

from your position, it looks as if you just gave birth to moi moi and garri.

Ofada rice & source

Flour coated peanuts (aka Burger)

ifyalways:

Ahh, I Don forget o. Biko take this dodopomo hold Belle while I ship it.

Too much meat, yeah, i know.

Hmmmmmmmmmm . . . .
Abeg darling sis!!!!!
Dis wan na “ I MUST CHOP”!
Spit don dry for my mouth oooooooooo
Very tempting dish!

Chai!!!!!


* not all those potor-potor kain mess food for SHYTE-HOLE-MOUTHS *

Lots of choices for breakfast this morning.
Naaaaaaaaa. . . . No breakfast of champions this morning.

It is gonna be a simple breakfast!

Off today!
*back to the house-maid duties*

KanwuliaExtra:


Hmmmmmmmmmm . . . .
Abeg darling sis!!!!!
Dis wan na “ I MUST CHOP”!
Spit don dry for my mouth oooooooooo
Very tempting dish!

Chai!!!!!


* not all those potor-potor kain mess food for SHYTE-HOLE-MOUTHS *

Hahaha

It's all yours sweetheart Eat away

ifyalways:

Hahaha

It's all yours sweetheart Eat away

GOOOOOOD PRESENTATION TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

KanwuliaExtra:


GOOOOOOD PRESENTATION TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

We are learning from the best ; You.

Thank you

ifyalways:

We are learning from the best ; You.

Thank you

Thank you my darling!


* back to bed jare. too early to chop. time for early-mo-mo-tinz before oga go work *

annc:
Flour coated peanuts (aka Burger)

Recipe please

Decale:



That's what these Nlers no know


The old rents here no get time to quote am cos we sabi am. Her energy in typing one post is more than your 100 posts combined. Funny enough, the guy that started this thing haff run...

Instead I'm still seeing inconsequential epistles ebe niile

that guy was only being sarcastic with respect to what someone already posted as regard presentation, it was something to laugh off, in fact it was as if the guy was even commending her presentation skill, she misunderstood him and took it over board.
So we should stop putting the whole blame on the guy.

Rakiticbarca:
that guy was only being sarcastic with respect to what someone already posted as regard presentation, it was something to laugh off, in fact it was as if the guy was even commending her presentation skill, she misunderstood him and took it over board.
So we should stop putting the whole blame on the guy.

abeg no vex, i'm just tryna follow up. Who misunderstood who? my slow booting system

jazzyjazz:


Recipe please

Nothing wey u no go try, make i come chop for ur house one weekend. na Easter period go good pass, enough snacks go dey.

Na so o! The day I go enter that her state,
na her house I go land. I dey sure of overfeeding

Cc: jazzyjazz

comtem2011:
Nothing wey u no go try, make i come chop for ur house one weekend. na Easter period go good pass, enough snacks go dey.

SHYTE-HOLE-PEOPLE!
Una don skip breakfast again?
It is 7:18AM!

Mine is ready o!
Oatmeal and tangerine.
Una dey wait to combine breakfast with lunch to save NAIRA?

Una still dey chop “left overs” from last night to continue “breakfast + lunch” aka BRUNCH?

Wey doz “I am not a breakfast pesin” poverty-line-level(PLL-PLC) group?

Please, take notes for PRESENTATION! Don’t let your “Quacker-Oat” look like POOOOOOOOOOOO!

Naomi14:
Na so o! The day I go enter that her state,
na her house I go land. I dey sure of overfeeding

Cc: jazzyjazz

Yes o, with jazzyjazz, weekend food is settled.

chai, this thread is so funny.

Bollinger:


You must be new here. Haven't you heard?



That quote has gotten 23 likes and counting. The average is between five and eight. That should tell you something.

Missboyy

When you are hungry, and can’t afford simple “bread, egg and Milo”, CHOP LIKES!

KanwuliaExtra:


Grease wetin?
Are we still on the same “food topic”?

I mean greasing the moi moi cans

Ingredients:
peanuts (groundnuts) 2cups
Egg 1
Flour 2cups
Baking powder 1tea spoon
Sugar 1/4 cup
Nutmeg
Coconut milk/flavour
Vegetable oil (for frying)

Procedure:
Step 1: Pick your peanuts to get rid of dirt's & stones, keep this aside in a large bowl.

Step 2: Break your egg in a smaller bowel & add your sugar while beating it very well. (You can add your coconut milk/flavour at this point).

Step 3: In another plate, combine your flour, baking powder & nutmeg

Step 4: Use your fork to collect a little of your egg mixture & smear on your peanuts

Step 5: Shake your bowl very well for the egg mixture to coat the entire peanuts (pls don't use your hands, unless to separate stuck grains)

Step 6: Add a table spoon of your flour mixture & shake your peanut bowel again until well coated.

Step 7: repeat step 4-6 until your peanuts are coated to your satisfaction

Step 8: heat up your oil & Fry in a medium heat.

Remove from the oil when the color turns golden brown and put in a paper towel. Allow to cool properly (at least 30minutes to feel the crunch)

Step 9: Serve / package
(Kindly pardon all typos)

jazzyjazz:


Recipe please

annc:
Ofada rice & source

What's the difference between ofada rice and normal rice