Lsofdk:

Lol

5 oh, oversabi sef dy worry you too
and I was thinking I had weird habits
@emboldened we need to argue make I break your winning streak

Your oversabi is contagious lol, that's why.

No problem, just make sure I'm not hungry, I don't argue when I'm hungry.

makydebbie:
Your oversabi is contagious lol, that's why.

No problem, just make sure I'm not hungry, I don't argue when I'm hungry.

Lwkm

I will feed you well before we argue… before you'll say you lost to me because you were hungry

calliope:

I find it difficult to wear clothes indoors, (naked is my default settings), and I get an inexplicable joy from self induced disorganization, I love to see my space scattered.

I don't like having sex on a bed.#teamfloorsex.

THE EXACT REASONS WE SHOULD BE HOUSEMATES.

1. I have two faces, Coward when smiling and Devil when angry... People do said I look like a coward because I smile alot and I got a tiny voice when laughing ...if i dey laugh you go think say i don mad ni like kikikikikikiki. My usually catch people's attention lol, but these people will be the first to advise me whenever I get angry, they say I look very scary and roar like a lion. But rarely get angry sha

2. I like the smell of a kerosene, especially the on the thread of the stove. It smells really good. Also the smell of a smoke coming from a Tipper's silencer, I so much like it that I use to run after tipper truck when I was young.

3. Whenever realize I made a mistake on sth, I will uncontrollably squeeze my face like.... geeeez showing all of my teeth, even at the middle of the road.. After I get back to normal, I look around like hope nobody is watching...

4. I am an extra introverted somebody, I may not step outside my house for two - three days. And I don't like having visitors... I may be on my system wearing nothing .. I like to be free and private.

5. When I try to recollect something, all I need do is just to take my hand to rub my head gently, I will feel this expansion within my head until I remember o.


Don't come and be telling me I am been possessed o. Lol

Lsofdk:

Lwkm

I will feed you well before we argue… before you'll say you lost to me because you were hungry

Anything but your awful beans.

1. I talk and smile to myself a lot even when I am in public. Major reason I don't walk alone.
2. The thought of marriage and commitment scares the hell out of me. I hate talking about it too.
3. I love being in the dark.
4. I can stay indoors for a week without stepping out. I love my space.
5. I cant sleep without having my bath in the night doesn't matter if I had my bath by 6pm..

somehow:
Especially using one phone to do 5 things at the same time as listed by you. Call, chat and text at the same time?

Also cook 5 food at the same time? I want to know if you have done this before.

I did it just day before yesterday. I was on a call, chatting on whatsapp and also replying mails. I will also be watching TV, be on a call, while writing notes at the same time. I'm too hyperactive to do just one thing at a time. I don't know whether it's a good or bad trait.

Same with cooking. On a normal day, I cook 3 types of soup, plaintain porridge, tomato puree and sometimes, pepper soup. And lest I forget, all these will be done within 3/4 hours. And I will handle the preparations alone.

Hope I have answered you.

IamZod:

Close ur teeth

closed

sahm4u2nv:
1. I don't eat egg
2. I have map of Africa on my stomach, weird? Yeah
3. Whatever I says do come thru especially evil things, had 3-4 occasions, a friends brother came to greet her when I was still in secondary sch, I was like so your brother didn't com to greet his in law, I just dey pity u I for say make he get accident, lo n behold 10 minutes later she ran to my house that her brother s n general hospital
Secondary me n my friends were walking by the road side n there were this kids playing with sand by the road side, I was like I just dey imagine one f d kids jam the the bicycle cycling down the street, within seconds one of dem ran to the road n jammed the bike, I walk home alone my friends disappeared etc
4. Whatever I wishes or imagine comes through
5. I look far younger than my age, I mean facial expression we still discussed it today.
6. I must lie down immediately after every meal


Note:

Everything up there are pure Truth, I swear to God

hi, about the map on your tummy how did you get it? I'm interested.

You didn't explain how you do it. Do you use earpiece for the phone call while chatting with the 2 free hands and at the same time writing with that same 2 hands or you do them at intervals?

Same goes with the cooking, do you put all the food on fire at the same time or you cook one at a time? You have 3 cooking gas you use in cooking at a go or you cook all with one cooking gas?

MissJoy29:

I did it just day before yesterday. I was on a call, chatting on whatsapp and also replying mails. I will also be watching TV, be on a call, while writing notes at the same time. I'm too hyperactive to do just one thing at a time. I don't know whether it's a good or bad trait.

Same with cooking. On a normal day, I cook 3 types of soup, plaintain porridge, tomato puree and sometimes, pepper soup. And lest I forget, all these will be done within 3/4 hours. And I will handle the preparations alone.

Hope I have answered you.

davide470:
The last one got me..

Sure village people are not involved??

Lol! All of my sleeping weirdness, only this one hasn't changed.

cassyrooy:



Okay. Enough with the suspicion! I'm pious here! And I'm cringing off that matter although nothing substantial to suspect me for!

Yeah! The writing part I do only with casing 'G' for the Almighty God and 'g' for the deity god. I'm even particular about the context and I avoid any mix up between the two.

Now! Talking about weirdness, you're weird as well but I think our genetic variation accounts for this, how marvelous and wonderful God is.

For me, I don't know if you'll consider it weird but my email is passworded with an 18-character password.

Also, I've lost any door key just once in my entire life, actually it fell off my pocket in a cab and I was sober for the remaining days of the week, I truly felt bad that day.

I've not lost any cellphone in my life and I use phones until they stop working completely before getting another.

Ok...I will stop suspecting you.

Yes I'm weird. In fact, super weird.

18 characters? That's long.

For losing stuffs, I'm highly meticulous. I tend to be a scatter head cos I'm hyperactive and almost always restless but I keep things well. Especially keys! I can use a key or padlock for a lifetime. I hardly lose keys. Now, top this; I have used my current phone now for more than 4 years without working any single thing on it! As in, no repairer has touched my phone for close to 5 years now.

MissJoy29:

Lol....

Relax. Cool your blood with a chilled drink

I'm cool....you don give am?

somehow:
You didn't explain how you do it. Do you use earpiece for the phone call while chatting with the 2 free hands and at the same time writing with that same 2 hands or you do them at intervals?

Same goes with the cooking, do you put all the food on fire at the same time or you cook one at a time? You have 3 cooking gas you use in cooking at a go or you cook all with one cooking gas?

I use earphones or put the call on speaker then do the others at intervals so fast that you may not suspect.

For cooking, cooking with one source of fire is like punishing me. I can't cope. I use four or more.
Too much?

AyamConfidence:
I'm cool....you don give am?

I think it will be better if you ask him. I don't peck and tell

Lanjonath:
Alright Weird things let me see
1. I tend to have long conversations and debates with myself from time to time, I laugh and smile when doing this and I get really caught up in it most times, I actually forget I'm talking to myself because it's so fun. Weird I know!!

2. When I don't like the end of a movie I tend to give it a new one and really play it out in my head till I'm super satisfied with it.

3. I couldn't kill a flying cockroach if my life depended on it, I'm not just that brave. Flying cockroaches are the most scary things I can ever come up against. They absolutely freak me out, I dont get myself back after seeing them till I take a shower. P.S I always have a can of insecticide around the house incase I run into one.

4. When I'm at work or home and bored, and I can't seem to find anything to watch my goto channel is Cartoon Network. For some weird reason Teen Titans and Regular Show always cheer me up.

5. Food helps me regulate my mood. I eat whenever I'm happy, sad or worried. It just always makes things better.

6. I can't shower with cold water. Haven't done that in over 3 years. Can't stand it, makes me feel like my heart skipped a beat. Literally though

Chai! Number 3. I can leave the room and sleep in the toilet because of a flying cockroach. What am I saying? I have done it before!

nikkypearl:
I don't have a boyfriend I don't have a girlfriend I don't have a sugar daddy I don't use sponge on my face I don't apply cream on my skin..just make up on my face

Tomboy probably?

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Reeberry:
And some mumu likes this post. They got deceived.

Kill yourself na

Dudeweedlmao:


She don hide her face again. Why depression? Where you born with it?

See question

EmmGee:

yea. I find really girly girls Cute.

I'm not girly jor. (Sometimes sha)

Litblogger:


See question

So, you are too intelligent to answer the question or what?

It's clearer now. Thought it was all at once, would have been a super power ability.

MissJoy29:

I use earphones or put the call on speaker then do the others at intervals so fast that you may not suspect.

For cooking, cooking with one source of fire is like punishing me. I can't cope. I use four or more.
Too much?

1. I love eating my finger and toe nails. I use razor blade to cut my toe nails then wil put it in my mouth to chew. I pick my nose as well and will put in my mouth as well. It appears irritating to others but i do with pleasure in a coded fashion

2. I enjoy the combo of ma$turbation $ p0rn more than actual sexual intercourse

3. I attend parties simply because of the drugs i.e. alcohol, weed , SK , shisha _they tend to make me lost control of myself which i enjoy.

4. There are days i take irrational decissions knowing fully the decissions are irrational. They are days i will work around talking to myself ; i think deeper than usual with this behaviour
.

5. I laugh alot even in serious and deadly situations .

6. I am addicted to my phone/internet. I felt sick and as if i lost a loved one , when my phone had issues for weeks. I cant do without browsing in a day .

Dudeweedlmao:


So, you are too intelligent to answer the question or what?

No. Rather, I thought you were too intelligent to ask such a question.

Litblogger:


No. Rather, I thought you were too intelligent to ask such a question.

You do not know the source of your depression? Or you rather not talk about it?

your head dy big sha

Litblogger:


I'm not girly jor. (Sometimes sha)

1. My eating pattern is based on a 24 hours plan. My life too. 12am could be my evening and 2pm could be my midnight. It all depends on how the day presents itself.

2. Everybody says I walk like a robot. At college, I was nicknamed terminator.

3. I blank out easily i.e just stop thinking..

4. I masturbated for 3 straight hours until I got bored as a teen, did not release and my member didn't go flaccid the whole time. Porn wasn't the motivation neither did I have anybody in my mind.

5. I always get bored of people after a while and I have canceled out the possibility of getting married, ever!

1. I don't know how to miss people. No matter how close we are, once I stop seeing you or hearing from you I almost immediately forget everything about you- The weird part is that if by chance we meet again I'd just continue like we havent been off at any point

2. I love my mom alot but I can't stay around her for long

3. I can't stand girls on make ups or inappropriate dresses- I love my girls simplistic and unassuming on the outside but a badass in the sheets

4. I constantly talk to myself without even realising until someone peeks in and ask who I'm talking to

5. I'm very very unserious and always seek the easiest way out. I once walked out on a CVE 547 final exam paper cos I felt the question was dumb and the answer too lengthy. Deep down I know stand up comedy should be my job. Ma

Dudeweedlmao:


You do not know the source of your depression? Or you rather not talk about it?

If I knew the source, I would have uprooted it from my life and I would have been well

gonagona:
your head dy big sha

Leave my puff-puff alone

Safiaaa:
ahhh we have to be friends ohhh

I'm telling u we have to be oh lol