AyamConfidence:
Mua guy

Lady?

MissJoy29:
Lady?

na elderly man like me you dey call guy??
no respect for the elderly in this generation

MissJoy29:
Lady?

na elderly man like me you dey call guy??
no respect for the elderly in this generation

So here goes:

1. I have an OCD for everything being in the right places. I often arrange my colleagues IP phones if they are not properly aligned to the table.

2. Please don't walk and drag your feet on the floor. I can kill you, especially if it is your bare foot.

3. Don't send me a message and say just "Hi". I might not reply.

4. I consciously try not to make female friends. I have enough female friends and i don't want again.

5. I am a neat freak. If i see sand on the floor, i can literally sweep the whole house.

AyamConfidence:
na elderly man like me you dey call guy??

no respect for the elderly in this generation

Sorry. Let me rephrase. "Hahahahaha...MPA, you are so funny"

MissJoy29:

Sorry. Let me rephrase. "Hahahahaha...MPA, you are so funny"

lol...when you and that bros decide to tie the knot...call me as your m.c....I can do stand-up comedy too but na only insult I Sabi ooo....take note

AyamConfidence:
lol...when you and that bros decide to tie the knot...call me as your m.c....I can do stand-up comedy too but na only insult I Sabi ooo....take note

Lol...yes sir. I will remember

davide470:
So here goes:

1. I have an OCD for everything being in the right places. I often arrange my colleagues IP phones if they are not properly aligned to the table.

2. Please don't walk and drag your feet on the floor. I can kill you, especially if it is your bare foot.

3. Don't send me a message and say just "Hi". I might not reply.

4. I consciously try not to make female friends. I have enough female friends and i don't want again.

5. I am a neat freak. If i see sand on the floor, i can literally sweep the whole house.

Hi!!! .

This one never ready

Greatzeus:

Can't you just be real for once Fake ass lying n***a

ogbeni growing up in different parts of the country exposed me to speaking all three major languages plus my native dialect and also French. There is obviously a story behind writing with both hands so what is fake there ?

jagugu88li:

1. I am loner
2. I hate tea
3. I have serious arguments with myself...
4. I write with both hands
5. I speak 7 languages (5 international and 2 local)

Nice one, we have a lot in common.

MissJoy29:

Lol...number?
Naaah...I prefer the window approach. I will cover myself properly while waiting for you
We don't have thieves in my area by God's Grace too

Kai, and i was earnestly hoping that you would at least give him something for his efforts, even it was just the first three digits. The guy was too slick and tactical in his method of approach, to go home empty handed.

CaptainStephen:
ogbeni growing up in different parts of the country exposed me to speaking all three major languages plus my native dialect and also French. There is obviously a story behind writing with both hands so what is fake there ?

Thought you were trolling actually.
Well if it's true then wow

Rextayne:
Fine Ghana geh

Yea.

tartarus:
I'm fascinated by serial killers, A lot!!

I hate beans but like akara & moi moi

I find myself over-calculating scenarios and over-thinking things through. My mind is always busy

I get irritated when someone leaves my doors open.

The last one just makes me weak. Why will someone see a closed door, open it, leave it open and leave. It doesn't make any sense to me.

Jamean:


Hi!!! .

This one never ready

helenCruz:
1. I talk to myself a lot
2. I love big belly button
3. I like the smell of 'okrika'
4. I can stay indoors for a whole year alone as long as I have my phone with me
5..........

The smell of Okrika is soothing to the soul. Also try going outside after a rainfall, the smell is fulfilling.

Reedahgado:
I love food
I can forgive my enemies bcoz of food
I can make someone my friend bcoz of food
I can give my younger ones respect bcoz of food
I love food

Finally i have found the great great great great great granddaughter of ESAU. Jacob's family said i should greet u for them.

Hungarriman:
Kai, and i was earnestly hoping that you would at least give him something for his efforts, even it was just the first three digits. The guy was too slick and tactical in his method of approach, to go home empty handed.

Jeez! Not you please
I think you guys are reading too much meaning into everything.

Thanks y'all btw for your interest

davide470:
3. Don't send me a message and say just "Hi". I might not reply.

Hi

Litblogger:

You have already chatted enough with me today. Hope that made you feel good and gives you orgasm?

davide470:

Your own is "Hi", mine is " Sup". Just send "Sup" and you're snubbed.

Hungarriman:
The smell of Okrika is soothing to the soul. Also try going outside after a rainfall, the smell is fulfilling.

I like the smell of smoke from a car's exhaust, especially when they are warming the car

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MissJoy29:

Jeez! Not you please
I think you guys are reading too much meaning into everything.

Thanks y'all btw for your interest

Nah don't take me too serious, i am just enjoying the chit chat and also trying to see if i can stylishly help a brother move his ministry to the permanent site. You know it's not everyday, you see a guy this tactical on Nairaland. No harm intended.

MissJoy29:

Jeez! Not you please
I think you guys are reading too much meaning into everything.

Thanks y'all btw for your interest

Nah don't take me too serious, i am just enjoying the chit chat and also trying to see if i can stylishly help a brother move his ministry to the permanent site. You know it's not everyday, you see a guy this tactical on Nairaland. No harm intended.

Gofwane:
I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

This is so me, except the last one walahi.

Jamean:


I like the smell of smoke from a car's exhaust, especially when they are warming the car

The steam and white smoke abi?

Most of us have things in common! I just wrote down a list of weird things about me, I wrote about two pages.

I hate phone calls. Even if you call me like ten times, I won't answer the phone. Only if it's my dad or mum.

I'm always happy when I don't see my periods. I hate that shit.

I find it hard to kill mosquitoes and cockroaches. In fact, I find it hard to kill anybody. The mosquito part, not that I don't want to kill it, I just can't clap it. I can't kill ants with my bare hands or feet too.

I'm in the university but I don't really have a future ambition, never really had. I believe I can survive in any department(science related tho').

I don't have a favourite anything... food, friend, colour e.t.c.

I can go from hot to cold in seconds.

I hate commenting on social media, or chatting on WhatsApp groups. I don't contribute in a gathering. I don't like to answer questions in class, even if I'm the only person that knows the answer.

I have more than one handwriting.

Just like my mum, I prefer vacations to other countries to living in other countries permanently.

I'm a Catholic and I don't know the Apostle's creed, Glory be and all other prayers. I've been a Catholic since 2012.

I do not have a particular genre of music I listen to. As long as I like it, I'll download it, old school, Fuji, apala music...

I'm.scared of commitment. I've never been in a relationship, I'm just 18, don't be scared.

I prefer watching movies(except I'm at the cinema) and playing games alone. If you watch me play any game, I'll lose quickly.

I feel guilty throwing things on the floor too.

I don't like meeting people, old friends especially. One of the reasons why I hate going out.

Avocado makes me puke.

I hate apologising when I'm wrong.

Sometimes, even in the most serious situation, I joke. I don't really like to take things too seriously.

I can be very lazy! but when I want to work....I'm a workaholic!

I envy intelligence. I want to be very very intelligent! like I want to know everything if possible.

I find it hard to say 'no' to people. But deep down, I'm not nice.

Some things don't move me. For instance, someone was involved in an accident.

This has reduced, but when I pass too close to people, I hold my breathe.

I love riddles and solving problems(math, physics kind of problems) but I hate thinking.


I hate it when people visit me. Unless I ask you to come over, don't near my father's gate.

Sometimes, I like to do things the hard way.

I can stay indoors for a week.

I rarely miss people.


Let me stop here abeg, I'm tired of typing.

BossLaifay:
Hi

Lol.

encryptjay:

Your number one and two though; why art thou trying to be me? You trifling mortal

see your head
shut up there

raydatluvs:
Sisi,give the brother your digits already ...will ya?

PS. Doesn't devalue you even by a kobo

Shey?

MissJoy29:

Lol...I can just imagine his face when I type my number here. Meanwhile, we are just here enjoying our harmless chit chat with nothing else in mind. In his mind, he will be like, "who send this one? Isn't that right, AntiNormal?

You got me...

statrboiTolu:
1. I masturbate with both hands 2. I love sniffing panties 3. I dislike girls that form too much.. 4. I love hairy puuuuseeeee 5. I'm a born again christain...

With both hands? Wow... Just wow... That's a very hands-on approach... XD