Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 8:06am On Mar 31, 2018 |
Isomerizm: The 'unwilling' there is chagrining TBH. I pointed it out earlier this week, someone however said, it would cripple our wage structure.
Even, be that as it may, they should reason with him politely, with MOU that his wage would rise into his dreams, and not form stronghead. It's the 'unwilling' I absolutely gat bad blood for.
If it so happens the club loses Umtiti in the summer, but retains faeces like Gomez, Paulinho, Vidal, then... Just be calm... Most of the reports are from shit media... Anything can happen, but I trust the leaders in the team to have their say, bartomeu has been taking some good decisions since the summer... Everything would be fine with or without umtiti... We are Barcelona remember... Mes que Un club |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 8:07am On Mar 31, 2018 |
Kendzyma: *C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times. Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times. Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16. Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.
Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.
Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���
NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals. Lots of lies in your stats... You must have had this court session in a Nigerian court to be able to bribe and sway the judge laughs... Lies can only get you a bit far 3 Likes |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 8:09am On Mar 31, 2018 |
Let us continue to give the trolls their 1% of relevance they badly seek on our darling thread, since they are hopeless on theirs 3 Likes |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:18am On Mar 31, 2018 |
Isomerizm: The 'unwilling' there is chagrining TBH. I pointed it out earlier this week, someone however said, it would cripple our wage structure.
Even, be that as it may, they should reason with him politely, with MOU that his wage would rise into his dreams, and not form stronghead. It's the 'unwilling' I absolutely gat bad blood for.
If it so happens the club loses Umtiti in the summer, but retains faeces like Gomez, Paulinho, Vidal, then... No cause for alarm. Umtiti will be kept and appeased. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by liveLongNprospa(m): 10:20am On Mar 31, 2018 |
tesppidd: No cause for alarm. Umtiti will be kept and appeased. You should have learnt from the Neymar situation |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by homesteady(m): 11:18am On Mar 31, 2018 |
Isco is a player who seems to transcend rivalries. Everyone loves him. How true is this statement? Does everyone here(Barcelona fans) love him? I really like the guy. It hurts me every time I remember that he was up for grabs and the board didn't try to get him. Just imagine him and Thiago in our squad.... |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 11:44am On Mar 31, 2018 |
homesteady:
How true is this statement? Does everyone here(Barcelona fans) love him? I really like the guy. It hurts me every time I remember that he was up for grabs and the board didn't try to get him. Just imagine him and Thiago in our squad.... We have Arthur n coutinho already.. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by homesteady(m): 11:55am On Mar 31, 2018 |
phaamsaam:
We have Arthur n coutinho already.. If we had Isco and Thiago, we won't have spent so much on Coutinho and Arthur. Besides, both of them fit the Barcelona ideology better. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 12:49pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Di María: "I love playing with Messi. I will have something to tell my daughters when they grow up: 'I was on the same field as Messi.' He's the best thing that ever happened to me in football." Di María: "I love watching Barcelona games, even when I was at Real Madrid. I really enjoy their football." Di María (PSG, Former Real Madrid player): "From time to time, Neymar and I talk about Messi. Neymar loves Messi a lot and he's grateful for what he did for him." [via @FCBW_A7] |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 12:50pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
homesteady:
If we had Isco and Thiago, we won't have spent so much on Coutinho and Arthur. Besides, both of them fit the Barcelona ideology better. Thiago decided his future was away, Isco is already on the other side.. Look ahead |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 12:52pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Real Madrid did everything possible to try to sign Barça youngster Abel Ruiz as he only has a clause of €3.5m. The striker will soon renew with the Catalan club. [sport] |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Coutinho14: 1:04pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Kendzyma: *C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times. Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times. Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16. Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.
Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.
Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���
NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals. so as you old reach na dis kind shit you sidan compose ? 2 Likes |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Last 20 games between Barcelona and Sevilla:
- 16 Barça wins - 3 draws - 1 Sevilla win |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by phaamsaam: 1:22pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Top scorers and performance relative to expected goals (xG), La Liga. ��
- Messi scored 25 from 18 xG (+7).
- Ronaldo is finally on par with “expectations”, both in literal and technical terms, with 22 goals.
Data by @StrataBet 1 Like |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by philfearon(m): 1:23pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Isomerizm: The 'unwilling' there is chagrining TBH. I pointed it out earlier this week, someone however said, it would cripple our wage structure.
Even, be that as it may, they should reason with him politely, with MOU that his wage would rise into his dreams, and not form stronghead. It's the 'unwilling' I absolutely gat bad blood for.
If it so happens the club loses Umtiti in the summer, but retains faeces like Gomez, Paulinho, Vidal, then... How many seasons has Umtiti stayed in Barca? When is his current contract expiring? No-one is downplaying the importance of Umtiti to the team, but greed kills! Barca always rewards their players. As one of the officials rightly put, "it is unusual for a player to start demanding for what Umtiti is demanding in their second season..." regardless of performance. Umtiti is not Messi, let him not get in over his head, he is totally replaceable. It will be unwise of him to use Manchester United' interest in him to be making unholy demands! |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nihilstjnr: 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Kendzyma: *C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times. Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times. Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16. Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.
Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.
Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���
NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals. After this the judge had to order the arrest of tesppidd and vivalabyke for contempt of court due to their uncontrollable sobbing and wailing. obiorathesubtle and jonsnow92 felt there was a miscarriage of justice, and became lesbian, vegan and eco-friendly social justice warriors in protest, spawning a variety of hashtags like #dwarflifematters and #mejetstoo Homesteady just stayed at home, steady consuming the news second-hand from his neighbour who read the story on complete sport at the bus stop. Of course homesteady's neighbour is an illiterate, and so now homesteady thinks that Messi is being hunted by paratroopers sent by a long-deceased General Franco Dmcdad had nothing to say because he's still in a Catalonian Jail, after travelling as an illegal immigrant through Libya to Spain, just so he could participate the Catalonian independence movement. Sadly he was arrested on his first night in Spain because the local cops mistook him for a prostitute. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Eruditor: 2:41pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Isomerizm: The 'unwilling' there is chagrining TBH. I pointed it out earlier this week, someone however said, it would cripple our wage structure.
Even, be that as it may, they should reason with him politely, with MOU that his wage would rise into his dreams, and not form stronghead. It's the 'unwilling' I absolutely gat bad blood for.
If it so happens the club loses Umtiti in the summer, but retains faeces like Gomez, Paulinho, Vidal, then... Same way Messi was on the verge of signing for Manchester City Even Sergio Busquets at some point. You guys should calm down. He is not even up for a contract discussion. He was only recently signed. The board want to give him a new contract to keep him and his team are using it to get him a very good contract. The tactic is not new. Almost every agent does it. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Eruditor: 2:45pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
phaamsaam:
Thiago decided his future was away, Isco is already on the other side.. Look ahead He scored a hat trick then all of a sudden he has become a player RM don't even believe he is. I blame Sampaoli for this. I hate recency bias when it comes to dealing with players. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by postdigger(m): 4:13pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
When is the match nigerian time? |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Nihilstjnr:
After this the judge had to order the arrest of tesppidd and vivalabyke for contempt of court due to their uncontrollable sobbing and wailing.
obiorathesubtle and jonsnow92 felt there was a miscarriage of justice, and became lesbian, vegan and eco-friendly social justice warriors spawning a variety of hashtags like #dwarflifematters and #mejetstoo
Homesteady just stayed at home, steady consuming the news second-hand from his neighbour who read the story on comple sport at the bus stop. Of course homesteady's neighbour is an illiterate, and so now homesteady thinks that Messi is being hunted by paratroopers sent by a long-deceased General Franco
Dmcdad had nothing to say because he's still in a Catalonian Jail, after travelling as an illegal immigrant through Libya to Spain, just so he could participate the Catalonian independence movement. Sadly he was arrested on his first night in Spain because the local cops mistook him for a prostitute. Upon appeal at a court of higher jurisdiction the verdict was overturned and the incompetent judge slammed for gross miscarriage of justice. Subsequently nihilistjnr and all other parties to the suit were fined to the tune of 100 cowries and 20 denaries for misrepresentation of facts and bringing the beautiful sport of football to disrepute. Case closed!!! |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 4:21pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
postdigger: When is the match nigerian time? sevilla? 7.45PM. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by homesteady(m): 4:39pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
phaamsaam:
Thiago decided his future was away, Isco is already on the other side.. Look ahead Do you like Isco was the question, you ended up not answering the question. It's a question to prove or disprove what the writer said. Answer the question or look ahead. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by stuff46(m): 4:52pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
homesteady:
Do you like Isco was the question, you ended up not answering the question. It's a question to prove or disprove what the writer said. Answer the question or look ahead. On a personal note, who will not like isco with his talent and crazy skills with the ball. But on a good day he is not gonna make it even in this barca team with aging Inesta. His mindset of the game can only flourish at best the way Zidane uses him (when he plays well he is praised and when he plays bad he is dropped) Overly, he should look for The Liverpool's and Arsenal's kind of team and join were his inconsistency will be tolerated. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Coutinho14: 4:55pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
who else still remembers Dani Cabellos (the boy with €500 million release clause)? that mofo cant even get into a match day squad vs las palmas.....WHEN YOU REJECT BARCA , YOU BECOME LESSER . 2 Likes |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by homesteady(m): 4:57pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
tesppidd:
Upon appeal at a court of higher jurisdiction the verdict was overturned and the incompetent judge slammed for gross miscarriage of justice.
Subsequently nihilistjnr and all other parties to the suit were fined to the tune of 100 cowries and 20 denaries for misrepresentation of facts and bringing the beautiful sport of football to disrepute.
Case closed!!!
The Judge of the higher court termed the Judgment a kangaroo court judgment. Both parties didn't even have a counsel to help out with their cases. 1 Like |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 4:58pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
homesteady:
The Judge of the higher court termed the Judgment a kangaroo court judgment. Both parties didn't even have a counsel to help out with their cases. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Coutinho14: 5:00pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
I just hope EV doesn't start messi today , can't risk an injury in a relatively unimportant match |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by laPULGA: 5:11pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Coutinho14: I just hope EV doesn't start messi today , can't risk an injury in a relatively unimportant match leo will definitely play 2day but from the bench |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nicolars(m): 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Coutinho14: who else still remembers Dani Cabellos (the boy with €500 million release clause)? that mofo cant even get into a match day squad vs las palmas.....WHEN YOU REJECT BARCA , YOU BECOME LESSER .
I swear, paining me for that guy, very talented... 5-6 top Madrid players ain't playing today yet not on bench What's wrong with this zidane, the day ceballos started, he even scored two goals... |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Coutinho14: 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Nicolars:
I swear, paining me for that guy, very talented... 5-6 top Madrid players ain't playing today yet not on bench
What's wrong with this zidane, the day ceballos started, he even scored two goals... the guy isn't from France, Zidane loves them french |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Nobody: 5:53pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Can't remember the moniker on this forum that called Leroy Sane a flop. |
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by obainojazz(m): 6:47pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Kendzyma: *C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times. Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times. Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16. Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.
Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.
Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���
NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals. Someone please call 911, barkabots have just been shot down...the bullets is in their hearts and piercing through their soul. |