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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 5:40pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
That's big Mama's daughter |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by joeworipre: 6:24pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
Still a fan but some of us got hooked to the story because of Spana's sex escapades the hilarious and arousing way you told it. We've not seen much of that in a while, Find a way to spice things up every now and then. Thumbs up 3 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Kelblaq(m): 7:25pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
Guy |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:11pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
joeworipre: if i stop the sex adventure of spana then the story useless becos thats the main thing,sex scenes still plenty like water!!!! even the next update don cook well with another sex adventure"spana is on it again!"so relax e go land tomorrow |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggaboi(m): 8:37pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
Youngzubi:Now you are talking! Carry go Youngzubi! I like u |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:00pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
brightalo17 here u are see its no scam |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 3:31am On Aug 11, 2018 |
chai, with this single update, u win my heart finish finish |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by stevodot22(m): 6:50am On Aug 11, 2018 |
YoungZubi na man wey sabi, after you na you again. Well-done bro. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:28am On Aug 11, 2018 |
lol |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:28am On Aug 11, 2018 |
laugh Dr so far, you have done great with the story, remember weekend update the plenty pads weekly up. I done vote, I done comment ,see ya |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:55am On Aug 11, 2018 |
nice1,
spana dn turn 2 anini.
mre grese 2 ur criminal mind..thumbs up |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by astute28: 11:20am On Aug 11, 2018 |
hmm this tory turn bloody at last creativity thumb up youngzubi |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:01pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Episode..........31 please go and vote for youngzubi for the literature award The news --------------- Who she be? -------------------- Following Day ************ wazobia Tv news una goodmorming o!,our good country people,we dey live for wia armorbbery event happen yesterday nite for Netbank plc wey dey for oshodi,just after the fly over bridge,the robbery take place on Tuesday evening wey be yesterday as we take gather the tori from eye witness and some of the bank workers wey manage survive heartattack,becos nah only one Mrs adeola wey be the assistance manager die by bullet of those red eye lazy youths wey invade the bank while six of the workers wey hand nor even touch just collapse die tey tey during the robbery,even i sure say those thiefs go think say dem still dey lay down based on their order not knowing dat they don follow like dat go meet baba gawd Chai it is a pity! as our crew dem take gather after surveying the whole scene the total number of dead body nah 16,8 soldiers wey come for rescue,2 bank works,6 security men the bank managers never surface, but searching team don begin work stay tuned as we shift our camera enter the bank make una use eye do Christmas for una sef...... gawd go punish una,spider gang just dey start,i yan as i carry remote switch of the tv that yesterday nah something else,as i go do one man army but e no bad shaar since i be the gang leader nah watin e suppose be,the peson wey i dey pity nah that guy wey jam me with him moto,as i drag him comot from that moto, begin reverse,i sight those soldiers running towards him,na him go carry everything,whether him know something about it or not dem go useless him destiny,i wish him save death in the hand of those nigerian soldiers,thank gawd i put fire for that him moto,incase dem begin search for others the guy fit give dem the moto details which dem go fit use locate me,so as a smart guy iimmediately i reach our junction for festac,i waka come down as i stagger go open door for the babe wey sidon for passenger side i drag her out then grab her waist as i open the moto fuel tank,i light the cigarette wey dey my pocket calculate my move then throw the cigarette inside as i carry the babe begin run, within 6 seconds the car catch fire,naso i continue running till ah reach house ah! that reminds me,i give the babe one room that yesterday nite say make she relax dia and sleep say i go come check on her this morning so that we go fit know how far,no time to check time so i jab up from bed,sharpaly i rush enter bathing room go brush,i carry water wash face then rush enter room as i open door shuk head enter passage begin go her room as i dey waka go her room,my guys don already wake up dey Jim for down stairs so i quick my step till i reach her door,jejely i open the door as i shuk head inside look everywhere as i see say she still dey sleep,i waka inside jejely in other not to wake her i close the door slow-slow till the door make pkakam! sound to show say him don padlock i waka near the bed then begin survey her asset,package and em! aha! facial beauty omo the girl skin colour nobi here o!,light skinned like oyibo people,average hight as her backside stand like Mercedes Benz,her lips come red sotey my own lips begin shake as i sight am,i can see only small part of her two melons becos of the way she take lay down dey sleep,Chai spana receive current instantly as i begin imagine my self ontop her,nah only for tv and nigerian movie i don see clean and beautiful light skinned babes like this,onto say i won gather some information wey i suppose know before touching her becos the only way to spoil or neutralize our protection nah by sleeping with a virgin girl once any of us try am the jazz go spoil, so i kukuma go sidon for one couch wey dey inside the room as i begin watch her sleep,one better idea enter my head gbam! nahim i quickly run enter kitchen go make hot coffee for her as i rush back inside the room carry the coffee keep ontop table,i waka go sidon back for the couch with spana swelling up for my boxers i continue dey look her fresh exposed laps becos she open leg,my mind comot,i begin see myself wia i dey kiss her red abi pink lips nah when i hear goodmorming!,i jab up "hi......i yan trying to press spana down so that she no go notice am "how are u feeling now.......she yan onto say i dey waka with one leg that yesterday after her boyfriend abi brother won use him moto scatter my body parts "oh! i dey ok now,forget that accident matter i be tough guy, dat one nah just small matter, i yan "hmm! really?"....she yan "sure"....i yan "yea! thats true simply becos i witnessed it yesterday,infact i love your toughness!,you'er just superb,can u imagine after we got here yesterday night even with the fact that you'er still a stranger to me,i slept off thinking about you,i mean all my thoughts just kept revolving around you,your body structure,your handsome and above all your toughness to be sincere you really got my heart beating fast.......she yan "wow so u mean say nah my matter just dey ur head....i yan "yup,do you know that u actually saved me from being kidnapped!...she yan "what!,u mean say that guy nobi ya boyfriend.....i yan "no he is but he is a cultist,we hand a very big misunderstanding that yesterday,he was actually taking me to an unknown destination after he successfully forced me inside his car,becos he was in a hurry to avoid being caught he increased his speed to the extend that he couldn't stop the car when he saw u that yesterday and the least he could do was to hit u off the road but the explosions he saw made him stop,he was about to reverse when u suddenly appear from no where and drag him off,thats why i said that you'er tough!...she yan smiling "wow!,i nor fit believe o!,oya carry that cup there i don make morning tea for u,i yan pointing at the tray wey dey ontop table while using my second hand to hide spana "awww!,so sweet! uh! uh! so u want me to go get it,its not fair why won't u just be a perfect gentle man and kindly bring it for me,...she yan making a baby face "eh! i yan as i look spana Chai the idiot still stand like electric pool,e nor even pity my condition go down small "em! u say watin?,,,i yan "u heard me,she yan "but" "please!!!" "hia!,ok ok!,i yan as i manage stand up omo spana stand kakaraka as e push my boxers front nahim i dey back spana long go front inside my shokoto "wwwwaat!!"....she yan rubbing her eyes "em! no mind no vex nah the tea be this,i yan as i grab the Tea cup forward am to her "so you'er naughty too!,you have been staring at my body right? becos thats the only thing that can give you such arousal,she yan "i nor dey hear English o!,just drink ya tea,i yan as i go sidon for chair cross leg she sip the coffee two times and drop it,she stand up and smile at me as she cat walk come stand for my front what's your name sweetheart?,omo as she take yan the thing eh!,my brain begin search for my name em! u mean my name,asin my real name?.....i yan foolishly becos only her cool saint alone dey burst my brain "any one"..she yan "ok i be spana" "u mean spana asin s.p.a.n.a...she yan "yes s.pp.a spana nahim........i yan "hahaha!,funny guy,she loose her gown as the thing fall off,jeessuu! i begin struggle to breath well "hmm do u like what you'er seeing tough guy,she yan smiling "pass my papa sef,see you'er not from this planet i swear,if nah to kill me dem send u then call dem for phone say mission don accomplish becos"i rush her as i jab her up carry her go bed sharpaly,hungrily i begin swallow spit as i tear off her pants and bra o boy come see watin i dey see,this babe just too much infact big mama daughter nah obasanjo for this babe,abi konji don cover my eyes i nor even remember to ask her if she still be virgin as i seize her lips begin suck am piom! piom!,u need to see how my mouth just dey make sound as i kiss her as time goes on i begin slow down little by little make the fire begin burn slow-slow so that e go last,i comot mouth from her own as i look her two standing melons wey just dey point my face,her nipples come pink jessu!!!,like say dem nack me jazz i begin nod head as i dey look am "handle them please!!!!"...she yan "piam!! i shuk mouth for one use hand grab one as i begin press am like gear,then suck my my sorrow away from the other one,she begin vibrate under my body as her angelic voice begin let out a very soft sweet moan wey komot my brain pkata-pkata as i tire for that one i move Dow for more,trust me nah,i pat her thick hot legs wide as her pinkish hole appear like chicken yansh wey breeze expose,no invitation card needed as i humble myself begin suck her ponani,sobintocal things for clean babes,abeg to my guys out there no near agnness type "she release 12mins later nahim i look her face,she close eyes tight as tears dey drop comot for her eyes "please do it now,.....she yan with her eyes still closed "sharpaly before nepa go take light,i free spana from my boxers,rub am small before i lower my self lay down ontop her, onto say i won dey handle her two melons as i waya her toto gently i push spana in.. " uuhhhhh!!!!"she moan open eyes wide as she grab my hand hold am tight "i push spana deeper omo she tight gan! ""mmmmmmm!!!!! oh! my gawd!,she moan "thank gawd she still collect more of spana so i continue going inside till i reach her round about "ohhh! no!!! fvck mee!!,she shout "i carry moral begin bang her with speed,i be Mr rough rider,she sabi scream nobi small,any way she be aje-butter unlike agnness wey go dey sleep even if u shuk tv antenna enter her toto "for wia!" she begin rub my chest as i waya her dey sweat like zombie,my guys dey do lift up for Jim room wey dey down stairs while i dey do upliftment for Jim heaven wey dey upstairs" dia father!" mm!! ahhh!,..i just yan as i close eyes dey enter her holiness ,nothing sweet pass toto jare we change position as i come lai down nahim she open eyes look spana wey stand like asho rock "waaaaat!!"....she shout, so she never see spana since sef "watin i manage ask her "oh! never mind.....she yan as she climb ontop my bodyy,she wide her leg come position spana for centre gently her toto begin swallow spana till e no fit swallow again ouch!! mmm!!,she carry head up begin moan i circle my hand for her waist,grab her tight as i begin bang her with force pkspkapkapkapka!!!!!! aaaaahhhhh uuuhhhhh aaahh!! ooohh!! mmmyyy!!! gggaawdd!!!!!!,,,she just dey scream i just dey waya dey go till my phone begin ring ontop the couch,she release after 35mins of banging,i still leave spana inside her till she recover,nahim i come stand up lai her down gently use bedshit to cover her as i wear my boxers waka go check my phone wey don dey ring for the fifth time now hello!,...i yan enter the phone as i waka go outside close her door pleas go vote youngzubi for the literature award thank u gawd bless! to be continued 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by micynute94(m): 2:54pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Youngzubi: Into d minds of hustler turned thieves.. like d way u gave us an insight into what motivates them, their way of thinking - the " US" vs "them" mentality and the survival spirit. . U r good.. Thanks for the story. Do keep it up |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:20pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
micynute94: thank you sir,please do click on the link below to vote me for the literature award just type youngzubi there thank u! https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award/7#4652535.237 |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 3:37pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Hmmmmm Youngzubi, why not try write a typical novel like this, crime and sex and publish online, Epub, Amazon... so many ways you could earn from your imaginative skills, as I dey here so I knw wetin I dey talk, I dey write bfr, creativity na my nickname but laziness come make me stop n retrogress but no time fr laziness, I don Ji now.. I love how u create ur pictures of events, going back n forth from d story, From just a normal day guy, to a sex addict, hustler, kidnapper, now a kingpin in d novel.. I love how you've made everything available for this character called Spana, But can I suggest something? so far I don notice say Spans no get any weakness apart from woman, bro try not to make his weakness women, if not every hole naim go put am fr trouble.. Use something strong for the human mind, Family or Love... those are the only 2 things that can hold down a kingpin, no matter how bad they re, they don't joke with family.. oya sama me more tori jare |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 3:59pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Baba, you don make my day.. abeg gimme more before night go fall |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:28pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
kiddoiLL: thank u my man,must the story be written in English before i could publish it into novel?"bro i wanna make a difference,i want to promote pidgin in nigeria people see PIDGIN as a language for the illiterates those who have no formal education but i say very big NO!! to that i decided to write in pidgin just to prove to everybody that we can actually achieve what we want without depending solemnly on other peoples language,everybody now blow grammar here and there as if it was part of us from the beginning but NO!!! its not bro i still have alot of stories coming up all written in pidgin but i will still do two or more English story to show people that am also well educated so that they won't think that my choice to write in pidgin was due to lack of sound education i have seen ur observation my man,with time i would try to change things watch out for my next PIDGIN story coming up immediately after sex na food I FIT BE SECOND JESUS STORY BY YOUNGZUBI thank u God bless! still your guy youngzubi 5 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 8:01pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Youngzubi:Of Cus u fit write and publish in pidgin, but you do know doing that will limit your readers and audience to Nigerians alone right? I feel ur point, no matter how tho, do what u ought to do, publish in pidgin, even hard covers.. The only problem is Nigerians don't HV time to buy books n read anymore that's why I mentioned E-pub, kindle n Amazon, worldwide audience. Let your spirit lead u |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by UGARI(m): 8:04pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Who say u no sabi d tin! Twale baba! |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:21pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
kiddoiLL: yes you'er right,ok i like ur point and i will definitely do something in English language that i would publish at least make man begin chop small from him work,can u imagine more than six sites are actually copying this my story back to back while am here cracking brain,what's ur advise on that? |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
udoka55555 are u thesame with therock55555? 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 9:33pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Youngzubi:Nigerians sha, u no go fit do anything for now because u no go fit hold any legal ground to use against them, but anywhere u see such posts claim s credits, reach d owner of d sites n let em know whatever they're posting is being done without your permission |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by udoka55555: 9:59pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Youngzubi: no bro..me nah new comer I dey enjoy your story gan.. keep it up bro!!!.. make I go vote for you sharpaely |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:34pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
udoka55555:ok my man tank u brotherly |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Holywizard: 11:57pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
A stranger shouldn't be involved when on operation. U could be sabotaged |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 11:57pm On Aug 11, 2018 |
Bigsarah JohnOzopopo , sustainee i always see u guys viewing but u forget that ur comments are needed to encourage our guy youngzubi,please be a good fan by commenting even if its criticize u want he still need it to work More! good one bro,keep it up,i just love the way u put things together ur imaginative power nobi here,keep it up! 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 12:04am On Aug 12, 2018 |
JohnOzopopo , sustainee click to vote youngzubi if u haven't o make we show some love https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by hfinest1(m): 3:30am On Aug 12, 2018 |
nice one bro youngzubi... we following you bumper to bumper... ride on � |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Olivers2J(f): 6:51am On Aug 12, 2018 |
I must say I love your imaginary skills....... This is a beautiful story I wish you can make something out of it because u put smiles on my (others) face. God bless you |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Donspicey: 8:24am On Aug 12, 2018 |
Oboy Diz Ur Tori Bam Die,,,if I No Comment My Ancestors No Go Happy 4me,,,ur Weird Imaginations And The Warri Languar No Be 4diz World,,,even Devil Dey Learn Work For Where U Dey Lie,,,.Kip It Coming Bro,,.I Go Happy Pass Happiness If U Fit Add Me 4d Characters,, |
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