Mr-Cork:

Mygoldie (f), madam just continue with that village attitude u have,

No wonder u cant find a man

is that why your asking me out yesterday??and i said a capital NO, go and hang urself please, waka.

*womens* that should go on record as the worst English I've seen in my lifetime. . . and it's in bold font

cork is a foooool. . .

Mr-Cork:

But why is everyone sooo angry? what did i do?

Isnt today Friday or didnt they pay your salary?

Mr-Cork:

Ok I will be nice, Can u people see the Topick or did NEPA take light at your liocation?

Am askin about (A), and U people keep talkin about (B)

mr cork has dyslexia, no offence.

Maaaan! they ought to ban your black a.sz for posting this thread calling Beyonce, Beyonsi and claiming Kanye-Nut Job-West is the daddy not to mention your name being Mr. Cork LOL.

I'm just kidding but seriously, you make Mediatakeout.com look legitimate. (no oofeinse)  LMAO.

**I'm sorry I am crying with laughter right now!!

i STILL love you Mr. Cork

medjai:

*womens* that should go on record as the worst English I've seen in my lifetime. . . and it's in bold font

<- -officially dead from laughter!

Mr cork, last time ur doctor said u were suferin from caddis worm and u refuse to take treatment , now the thin is affectin ur modula, pls go to Gov Special Psychiatric Hospital, treament is free now.
sorry, hope u get well soon.

Mr-Cork:

But why is everyone sooo angry? what did i do?

Isnt today Friday or didnt they pay your salary?

i soooo hate u for making me laugh

Let me assume that this is st*pidness or what is this?

You're on your own - Di*k head

why does everyone hate cork and believe the ladies can't do without you thumb up for mr Cork its not easy being hate by people your famous

^^Congrats Cork you've earned your first official GROUPIE.

^^ Waka pass jare

^^ blasted conumunu.

lol

What funny in here

Still on Couples


Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

^^^ looooooooooooool

funny

Nice try RSA

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!

Mr. CORK! YOU'RE BACK! I missed you! Your grammar is hilarious and rivals Felix Weahs ( No oofience ) lol! I need some entertainment babe! Stick around!

Mr-Cork:

WHAT!!! [U]I JUST REALISE THIS THREAD IS IN THE JOKE SECTION!![/U]

MOD, I BEG U, PLISS PUT IT BACK TO THE ROMANCE SECTION. WE NEED TO EDUCATE THE PUBLICK!!

<- -DEAD!



lol@ RSA

crazy