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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Dybala11(m): 11:15pm On Jun 06, 2020
eloyce:
Born against. Have a merry night cheesy
You too, wayward's lover. grin
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by michaelang(m): 11:23pm On Jun 06, 2020
Oga wayward this your update is really short, typical of nairaland stories. First page you ll have about 10 very long updates, once the story starts getting a good enough following, boom one update in three days
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by busybrains: 12:05am On Jun 07, 2020
Hahahaha Omo Sarah get Pikin o, crazyyyyy
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by busybrains: 12:06am On Jun 07, 2020
michaelang:
Oga wayward this your update is really short, typical of nairaland stories. First page you ll have about 10 very long updates, once the story starts getting a good enough following, boom one update in three days

Try write Ya own torI maKe we read am boss

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:41am On Jun 07, 2020
michaelang:
Oga wayward this your update is really short, typical of nairaland stories. First page you ll have about 10 very long updates, once the story starts getting a good enough following, boom one update in three days

1. You are not paying me for this, so even if my next update is only one sentence. That is my business, not yours.

2. You know nothing about storytelling and cliffhangers, and I won't bother to educate you.

3. Kindly unfollow this thread if it's not 'entertaining' enough for you.

4. Write your own story and update everything in one day as the badoo that you are.


Nonsense!

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:59am On Jun 07, 2020
DarkGamer:

Wow! I don't know what to say, I feel honored. Thanks man.

Besides WTF!!!!! 7 year old daughter. Blood Of Jesus, I did not see that coming. Please that is your cue to quickly run away as fast as you can. grin grin grin

Omo mehn... you needed to have seen the look on my face grin

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:01am On Jun 07, 2020
Electricboy:
daughter ? 7 years old? grin grin

grin grin grin grin

Matthias Matthias...
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:02am On Jun 07, 2020
ogasharpsharp:
Damn it niggarrrr this last update was mind blowing. I did not see that coming at all. I have been refreshing this thread all day hoping to see an update. It was worth it abeg. So Sarah is married lol

All I can tell you is, heartbreak is real. Very very real!

cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:03am On Jun 07, 2020
Electricboy:
oya o next update ,I don't want to be too anxious angry angry

Till Monday bro, same time, same station.

Ironically, Monday will make it a month since this story officially kicked off. I try bah? grin
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:04am On Jun 07, 2020
Streetmade:
@7 years daughter gat me laughing out loud

angry

grin

tongue
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:06am On Jun 07, 2020
eloyce:

Yeah, it was a beautiful day.

The ways of women...do you really wanna take a chance at understanding half our ways...don't stress. It'll tire you out tongue

Meanwhile what a plot twist...whoa...I never saw that coming...lemme guess, that revelation made your interest drop instantly.
Nice one wayward.

Haba... do you really think so little of me? I'm a gentleman's gentleman, you know.

Or, don't you believe in true love?
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:07am On Jun 07, 2020
Dybala11:

Omg, shiny toy keh. You've gat me laughing here like crazy.

grin

On a real though, It's the truth.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:09am On Jun 07, 2020
eloyce:

Are you for real
You'd subject yourself to the torture of listening to nerve wrecking sounds undecided

In less than 5 words, can you please describe these "nerve wracking sounds" to the rest of the class? shocked

I just want to understand something.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:10am On Jun 07, 2020
Dybala11:

Am I welcome to the party then?? Lol.

See CRK prefect dey hustle for 3some o! shocked
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Dybala11(m): 1:12am On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:


grin

On a real though, It's the truth.
OK o. Thank God though, I've never been a shiny toy in the hands of these daughters of Eve, like OP. grin
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:12am On Jun 07, 2020
busybrains:


Try write Ya own torI maKe we read am boss

Thank you!

The nerve of some people. You don't comment, you don't like, and you want to tell me how to go about my ish for your own selfish interest. Please let's all be guided.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:13am On Jun 07, 2020
Dybala11:

OK o. Thank God though, I've never been a shiny toy in the hands of these daughters of Eve, like OP. grin

In time bro, in time.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Dybala11(m): 1:14am On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:


See CRK prefect dey hustle for 3some o! shocked
You have a dirty mind o, I only wanted to participate as the timekeeper and cameraman na. grin
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Dybala11(m): 1:16am On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:

In time bro, in time.
I'll never be one sir. grin
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by michaelang(m): 6:02am On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:


1. You are not paying me for this, so even if my next update is only one sentence. That is my business, not yours.

2. You know nothing about storytelling and cliffhangers, and I won't bother to educate you.

3. Kindly unfollow this thread if it's not 'entertaining' enough for you.

4. Write your own story and update everything in one day as the badoo that you are.


Nonsense!
I never said I was paying you neither did I say I was a writer. If it was not entertaining, I would not complain about the update been short. What do I know, it's your story do as you please
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by eloyce(f): 7:45am On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:


In less than 5 words, can you please describe these "nerve wracking sounds" to the rest of the class? shocked

I just want to understand something.
Easy peasy

It goes thus: haqhaqhaq
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by eloyce(f): 7:53am On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:


Haba... do you really think so little of me? I'm a gentleman's gentleman, you know.

Or, don't you believe in true love?
I might even think the littlest of you if you tell me you were still interested in another man's wife shocked
This isn't true love again. It'd be true waywardism
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Seventy7kings: 12:37pm On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:
Dedicated to all ye ghost readers, who for some reason make me really uncomfortable angry
lol... 'piankatus'? You and moneysoldier007, ehn cheesy
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Emeraldfynest(m): 1:04pm On Jun 07, 2020
I'm really enjoying your story waywardpikin, ride on boss.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by mgtow: 1:14pm On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:
"Women don't know what they want. They want you when you're a bad boy, when you're emotionally unavailable, when you are sassy and insensitive, they complain and complain and nag and nag about how you don't really care about them. When you do change for them, when you give in to your emotions, when you show them how much you really love and care about them, when they are certain that you are in love with them, that's when the attitude starts."

- Wayward Pikin

**************************************************************************************************************************************************************

A series of failed relationships have left Wayward Pikin disillusioned, bitter and broken. He is an empty shell, a ghost of his former self. But when he is posted to Lagos state in service to his country as a National Youth Service Corps member, a series of events conspire to set him on the path of true healing and redemption... or was it the other thing?




Starts Friday, May 8, 2020...

Well you're right about the fact that women don't always seem to know what they want. I'm really enthralled by this narrative but I noticed that some bits of the story seem to be missing. Is there a reason for this?
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by royalguy123(m): 1:15pm On Jun 07, 2020
waywardpikin:


1. You are not paying me for this, so even if my next update is only one sentence. That is my business, not yours.

2. You know nothing about storytelling and cliffhangers, and I won't bother to educate you.

3. Kindly unfollow this thread if it's not 'entertaining' enough for you.

4. Write your own story and update everything in one day as the badoo that you are.


Nonsense!
[quote author=busybrains post=90390981]

Try write Ya own torI maKe we read am boss [/3
op oga wayardpikin,that guy didn't deserved this he is your fan for goodness sake,what i expected from you is to tell him i will try and make the updates longer, that's all not what you wrote up there is your story and it's your call but without the fans the football game will be boring,please do the needful God bless you happy Sunday!!!!!!
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by michaelang(m): 6:07pm On Jun 07, 2020
[quote author=royalguy123 post=90405226][/quote] Thank you very much It all takes a few words to tell you so much about the person speaking
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 6:12pm On Jun 07, 2020
Dybala11:

I'll never be one sir. grin

Trust me, you want to be a shiny toy.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 6:12pm On Jun 07, 2020
michaelang:

I never said I was paying you neither did I say I was a writer. If it was not entertaining, I would not complain about the update been short. What do I know, it's your story do as you please

Shift abeg
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 6:13pm On Jun 07, 2020
[quote author=royalguy123 post=90405226][/quote]

I will not try to make any updates longer. Some updates are long and some are not so long. It depends on where each update ends and the effect I want to have on the readers. It's called storytelling. That comment really rubbed me the wrong way. If you were a writer, you would understand.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 6:16pm On Jun 07, 2020
eloyce:

Easy peasy

It goes thus: haqhaqhaq

Normal people own na hahahaha, your own na haqhaqhaq. Is this a lepa thing or what? grin

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