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Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by otipoju(m): 10:35pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
GracefulBunmi: Where was this place? I know of a house like that a about 8 deaths within 4 years. Infant, young and old 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Laurelita(f): 10:40pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
No be smalltin dat year wen mama A... Say "mama X... Na ur pikin shit no flush". Mama x say "How u take know?" mama A answer "i know the colour of ur pikin shit" 17 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by RioCarputo(m): 10:45pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
chatinent:lol... |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
dhoncesar:but u fu,ck the woman talk tru |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Rawhumper(m): 10:47pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
How does he Bleep them if they would just come and drop their chargers and go? Has he bleeped all the girls in that compound? And please how did you know that such thing has been happening? quote author=Joyrider404 post=99627872]Hello guys I am New here and my name is JOY. HERE ARE MY EXPERIENCE #in the compound then there's this guy always using his generator to lure girls into his house,when they come to charge he fuxks them. #Any time one uses the public kitchen and cooks a very tantalizing food , neighbors starts getting jealous. #The gossiping in the compound is extremely much. #most times people waste time in the bathroom . #most neighbors always use loud prayers to disturb the whole compound at night. Add yours or discuss any of which I mentioned. Let's make this thread bubble[/quote] 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Joyrider404(f): 10:51pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
Rawhumper: |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Kirkman: 10:53pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
tchidi066:Talk the name of the church na. Thunder will not fire you. |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Rawhumper(m): 11:02pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
[ When I was in Lagos I visited my sis who lived in face me I face you. I had a girl friend then. I was fucking a girl of 14years I disvirgined her and at the same time her mum was all over me. I could remember one time I visited them, she had a baby on the bed. So I leaned on the baby to play with him i felt her hand on my shoulder down to my back....i had an erection before i could respond, her brother who was my friend came in from where he went to. I never had such opportunity with her mum cos my girl friend then was extremely jealous and asked me not to go there again(dont know if she was possessed to know i was fucking the little girl and about to Bleep her mum). I was 18years then quote author=Joyrider404 post=99641732][/quote] |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Oshokalo: 11:04pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
chatinent:guy u deserve all the likes u got,u almost state everything,u suffer gan o let me add this one what about that man who get one old 1990 vehicle always putting generator,in short his family are considered the richest in the compound abi what about that person who collect NEPA bill always adding his own 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Rawhumper(m): 11:08pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
[ Note:it was her mum that was touching me when I visited them. With such experience, I think its easy to Bleep the women in such setting. The 14year old was damn sexy and naturally endowed at such a young age. When I was in Lagos I visited my sis who lived in face me I face you. I had a girl friend then. I was fucking a girl of 14years I disvirgined her and at the same time her mum was all over me. I could remember one time I visited them, she had a baby on the bed. So I leaned on the baby to play with him i felt her hand on my shoulder down to my back....i had an erection before i could respond, her brother who was my friend came in from where he went to. I never had such opportunity with her mum cos my girl friend then was extremely jealous and asked me not to go there again(dont know if she was possessed to know i was fucking the little girl and about to Bleep her mum). I was 18years then quote author=Joyrider404 post=99641732][/quote] |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Goldbw122(m): 11:24pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
ojotobiloba1:That is what my friend is experience now, he even complain to me to day so I told him to go and fix padlock so he said he cant do that that he is a good person, so na me wey give advice come be bad person abi? 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Jeffy1206(m): 11:27pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
chatinent:chai you be genius for face me o 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Gkored: 11:41pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
I lived in FIMFY both as a child and briefly as a bachelor. 1.) As a child, I mistakenly used one old woman's potty in the middle of the night. As if she was already expecting me to do so, She immediately came out of her room and poured all the assorted urine on my head. Worse is that I was her favorite errand boy of my family before she did that. The cotenants gave my mummy hell too. (one of them even came to tell her that she was the owner of a particular hen which refused to leave our doorstep after my mom helped untie the knitted thread on its legs. I still wonder how someone could say a brooding hen was her chick. She no even give us one chick) 2) As a bachelor, the story was entirely different. My neighbors treated me well. But I still couldn't use the room cos, the children of the woman whom I shared the wing with would always make a mess of the toilet........ In short, I dashed a friend a whole year and few months rent. 7 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Exoclassic: 11:46pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
Forget all this talk. Face me I slap you na no dulling place o. U go see drama tire |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by BabbanBura(m): 11:49pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
Offpoint1: For real? |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by BabbanBura(m): 11:52pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
AwesomeStormy00: Hahahahaja |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by BabbanBura(m): 11:58pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
sapphiere: Gradually we are getting to the root of her bitterness against men; first bad boys don show am shege, now she she grew up without a father (only God knows why, I just hope say no be the main reason for and the foundation of the bitterness) 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by gwininfo(m): 12:01am On Mar 06, 2021 |
if i start to talk.....well in this life have money ps; i am still broke 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Kinkinatus(m): 12:02am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Memories of living in compound house or face me I slap you in Iponri near Jubril Martins School. Landlord will be reminding you constantly before month end to pay your rent. Exactly at the end of the month, the man will be stalking the house looking for provocation and rent defaulters screaming at them. Pack Out!!! I say Pack Out!! If you nor pay ya rent. The pretty girls always dressed so gorgeously you would think, they were Lekki babes if you did not know they lived next door. They will be waiting for their man friend to come and pick them by the roadside. That time, they chin you bigtime, but in rhe morning after the night before, they are all, Hi, Hi. Excited Kids will be peeping through windows of jobless neighbours during the hot afternoon, who were busy bleeping and groaning for all to hear. Children playing on rubbish heaps cussing each other. Your father is an Agbekpo! Your mama na ashie, etc. You see rats the size of cats dashing madly through rubbish with kids throwing sticks, empty cans or rubbish at the humonguous rats. In the evenings, clouds of vindictive mosquitoes hungry for blood will drive you into your room when NEPA don take light. Thats when the roaches come out. When you see them and you smack them, they play dead, you lift your slipper to check and they dash off like a shot. There was no toilet just some shanties built over the drainage canal, so folks in the compound do their business in newspapers or nylon black bags, tie them neatly and post it over the shanty wall into the canal. Those were memories of a rough time. Those days will always stay with me. 29 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by IDENNAA(m): 12:08am On Mar 06, 2021 |
99% of the people who shared experience were males. None of the females ever lived in face me I face you....smh I have legit fmifu experience. Toilet is disgusting! 10 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by BabbanBura(m): 12:11am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Kinkinatus: What an experience 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Kennyfancy(m): 3:57am On Mar 06, 2021 |
onuwaje:lol, which street in okumagba, area abeg mention the street |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Kennyfancy(m): 3:58am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Ikillbrokehoes:nice Life 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Kennyfancy(m): 3:59am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Athemisia:you dey Opete ? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by ojotobiloba1: 4:21am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Goldbw122:The experience is something else, once you buy something new, tongues will be wagging, I once heard some women questioning how my work dey pay for me to be buying and killing chicken during festive period.. Just imagine.. On God 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by ikorodureporta: 4:54am On Mar 06, 2021 |
If you haven't been there you won't understand life.. many life teaching experiences. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by nyiamfrank: 5:18am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Bestty101:Bro, na experience she write o. So the question is uncalled for. 5 Likes
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Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Nobody: 7:06am On Mar 06, 2021 |
nyiamfrank: For d benefit of doubt, we jus need to get tins straight somtymx, even wen it's like u said. Happy wknd everyone! 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by RICHSATAN: 7:13am On Mar 06, 2021 |
candygist:in her late 20s to early 30s |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Godstime234: 7:42am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Face me I slap you was fun |
Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by Mordson: 7:49am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Kinkinatus: Oh my God. I just love how you so vividly related the story. Your choice of words in the narrative was so evocative. Kudos! 4 Likes |
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