Can you imagine?
My father in law touch my buttockx
When my husband was not around
Should I inform my husband about it?

advanceDNA:
Sigh!!

Thank goodness...it's not ur boss today....

U nor dey tire for these u fake stories....

Oh how?

CrownLands:
He may be fantasizing.

About??

For sometime now, I have noticed that when my husband is cumming into me, I see goosebumps on his arm and he doesn't want to look into my face when we are making love

Why the goose bumps?
Why doesn't he look at my face?

Assuming I paid you a surprise visit this night
What would you do?

To me

MrCork:


^^^^^typikal ilirarate chick wit no class
Sadly this one is not wifey material...this is yhe kinda ones u find only on nairaland romance section....anyways babe i for give u.
Gimmmme yor nomba? ..

U still at yaaba left

MrCork:


Ok i forgive u. You hav a shance now becuz every womens need moiney & I hav moiney. Gimmmme yor nomba & when can i call u?

I am not like your mother

MrCork:


^^^^ther u go...ilitrasy is a desease
Its usaully the local village lookin girls that enjoy cussin people for know reason...and here is one of them..local chick.this one can never enter our London. They will depot here baccckto gambia!!(no oofencsece)

People should take mental health seriously in this Nigeria oo

Ghana line up

1. Lawrence Ati Zigi
2. Tarique Lamptey
3. Gideon Mensahe
4. Mohammed Salisu
5. Alexander Djiku
6. Thomas Party
7. Ernest Nuamah
8. Mohammed Kudus
9. Antoine Semenyo
10. Kamaldeen Sulemana
11. Joseph Paintsil

Subs

Osman bukari
Jordan Ayew


Naija in BIG trouble

Naija don die finish

MrCork:



ok so u are ugly...corrrect? anyways ok i forgive u.
please do u hav yansh & are u educated to univasity level please & can u read and write??

Yes, unlike your faaada

MrCork:


Hanggon shoty..do u relice u talking to a Londoner? Am i on yor level? Sweethat dont let me spoil u with moiney..ok. answer the questions gadeemit please...and thfn u complain u cant find man on nairaland.
Are u lightskin or not?(no oofencsece)

I am green skin

Ewu

REGINALD001:




ONYE ERIRI ERI...........

Respect yourself old ediot

MrCork:


Hanggon shoty..do u relice u talking to a Londoner? Am i on yor level? Sweethat dont let me spoil u with moiney..ok. answer the questions gadeemit please...and thfn u complain u cant find man on nairaland.
Are u lightskin or not?(no oofencsece)

U are needed for experimentation at Abidjan lab

MrCork:



are u lightskin?

Concentrate on your books, exams is approaching

nigeriansamurai:
go and find one dog that you can have sex with and leave me alone please...

Tell your mother

NoSmoking:
It depends...

On

nigeriansamurai:
stupid b!tch

Piece of shitt

Ewu

If your lady friend tells you to sleep with her because she is Hot, will you do or not do??

nigeriansamurai:
wtf... Its like you are one of this girls that think most men wants to rape you abi. you made an unwarranted threat to a superior, you openly insulted his honor (society doesnt care about your thoughts, it is focused on your action), you accused a superior that was admonishing you to sit up of being a pervert, because of your petty insecurity. Omo if i was that man honestly speaking the slap i for give you, your ear go still dey bleed monday morning... Oh lawd, save niggas from stupid b!tches. Stupid b!Tch

I think u are mad

Exceed15:


U should have waited first for him to spill it out and then give him ur honest response.

Why

SuperOnyi:






What?! Me? Oh my God, I'm fuming 😤!

Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works. Whatever doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.

It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns don’t show up.

Have a nice day… somewhere else. And hey:

I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people.

Dogg

SuperOnyi:






What? I'm forgiven? Seriously? Are you Jesus? No, I'm upset — I'm tired of dealing with all of this drama on an empty stomach so I'm just gonna go to ponlydotcom so I can roast you respectfully! 👉🏿. Wait, why is my finger pointing that way?

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.

You have such a beautiful face… But let’s put a bag over that personality. There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ. I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice. I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus.

I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. 🤡

Very madt

drmikeadams:
I deh Admire person wife ,the werey wey I dey admire him wife dey tell me thank you darling wen I buy am beer..I no answer am,,him begjn look me sotey another friend dey ask am whether him be gay :


The werey no say I wan grab him wife by the pooooosie

Another dog

pansophist:


Good.

So is it self-respect to designate all men as dogs because of the actions of your boss?

Besides, please explain to me how exactly being attracted to you is a crime or makes him a dog. On which planet is being interested in a woman makes a man a dog?

Did he sexually assault you? did he force himself on you or punish you in any way because you don't want him?

Are you a beech if you like a man that doesn't like you? So why call him a dog?

I do not expect you to answer any of the above questions, I only intend so you can see your arguments from a different angle.

Are you one of them?
Why are you trying to defend the indefensible?

Why?

SuperOnyi:







I'm sorry, ma'am. I thought the laugh emoji and last sentence was invisible.

U are forgiven

SuperOnyi:








Oh my God, I'm shivering so severely that I mess up my pants. Sorry ma'am, I don't got no intentions of asking you out on a date 🤐.

Whaaat

pansophist:
Harassment when she doesn't find him attractive, but flirting if she finds him attractive. Lol

I respect myself

NEWBIN:
Same woman

Mad man

SuperOnyi:







Are you the same moniker or not, ma'am?!

mm

Me man, say what u wanna say

NEWBIN:
So ya papa na dog?

See this dark skinned ewu too