I am preparing to celebrate Presido Obi's announcement with my husbyyyy

It will be something else tonight

See u guys soon

columbus007:
You can have it but don't say I gave it to you oo, 08028599742.peter obi

I am not kidding

Get me the incoming presido's number pronto
Treat as urgent

Truvelisback:
I thought u are a Ghanian.

Come see my PVC

Candidlady:
hope your boss too is obidient

I hope so

Useless yoke

As a woman, I must be

Obidient

So I am obidient

Please, everyone must be obidient


Love you all

I am on leave
So I did this sumptuous lunch
Gari with fried plantain
Don't dull

bunmioguns:




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Agbado, cassava. Garri







*releases hot fart*

Is this q human being?

christianjoy:
how sure are you?

Research

Often, until u kiss or have a close convo, u can't tell if one has bad breath

Here is one sure sign

Most people with red gum have bad breath
And most guys with small mouth have breath too
Very few women have bad breath

Will u marry an unemployed woman?

Why
Why not

LordIsaac:

Then submit to the Head of your home.

What has this got to do with submission? Chauvinist

LordIsaac:
Of course, you are the Head of House and your decision is final. Do what pleases you ok.

I have not claimed headship

Dshocker:


Instead of breast milk, dem use cowbell for your matter, na why e b things.

Infant wey get skoi for head.

Respect yourself

Rexxie234:
He is afraid you might fvck em, and you are afraid he might also fvck em

Forbid, bad thing

Zonefree:

My husband is bent on bringing into our home a househelp, but knowing how uncontrolled men can be, I prefer a guy, but he insists a girl. I have told him if he does, I leave the house and he is unrepentant still
I am feeling so uncomfortable

At the office on Valentine's day, my boss begged me many times to sit on his laps
For just a minute amidst tears
Pitying him, I did
When I felt something hard in my back, I got up and run away
I need to resign from this job

Any job offers for me?

Rexxie234:
Precious you don come again how your boss na.

He is there

Wawelexy:
You and your imaginary boss should get out... We have pressing issues at hand

Ah

Prettygirl200:
useless clout chaser

Respect yourself ma

At your age, you should be cooking for grandpa by now

jackcanfield:
Just ask him to put some pillars to support the house on top .

Really

It's currently uncompleted and my boss has already paid for it
He says he loves me and that's his expression of love for me
He says he respects my marriage so will never touch me, I should just accept that he loves me

No sex, no strings

Should I accept?

imagrg:
Let him do the do if you are eager on calming him down.

Just shift the panties go one side and let him in.

Impossible
That's preposterous

WINDSOW:

Your boss wants knack your pusssy.

That's impossible

bdon123:
Allow him cheat.All great men cheat.... Xcept u dont want him to be great

Madness

onomeabuja:

Is ur BOSS a female Bcoz that's ur PENIS she wants to EAT! she wants to EAT ur generation unborn

U see a woman with panis before

yrhuhfy113:
haaaa PRECIOUS, oniro... where did you see this one from again

See, you better run o

your boss must be

ha-yam-dat-ha-yam

Na My boss oo

Daniel7543:
Sit on the yam before u cook it.

Why na

Should I go ahead and cook it for him?

I can't let my husband see this yamm