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Family / Re: Pumping Machine Water Problem, Please Advise. Picture Attached by strangest(m): 10:22am On Sep 22 |
Crude oil... Ko... Sewage.... Check if your borehole is close to your sewage 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Hits Beirut With Air Attack After Hezbollah Fires 140 Rockets by strangest(m): 5:32pm On Sep 20 |
World war loading |
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Will No Longer Attend UNGA by strangest(m): 3:23pm On Sep 19 |
Ok |
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Visited EFCC Headquarters, But Wasn't Interrogated - Media Team by strangest(m): 9:38pm On Sep 18 |
Yahaya Bello of APC.... EFCC of APC..... BROTHERS... They went to hug each other 2 Likes
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Fashion / Re: How A Beauty Queen Became The Face Of South Africa-nigeria Tensions- Al Jazeera by strangest(m): 3:48pm On Sep 17 |
If e no kill you... E go make you popular |
Politics / Re: It Is Illegal For NNPCL To Fix Price Of Dangote Petrol β Falana by strangest(m): 3:13pm On Sep 17 |
We all know But they want to continue selling their MALTA fraud to us... 3 Likes |
Phones / Re: If You Have Phone To Sell In Lagos by strangest(m): 9:05am On Sep 16 |
You go soon buy the phone they stole after killing one General in the army |
Crime / Re: Hospital Staff Caught Stealing Drugs & Selling Them At His Wife Shop (Pics/Vid) by strangest(m): 9:03am On Sep 16 |
I hired a lady to take care of my old lady... She even steal kerosene and maggi... It's that bad 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: US Crude And The Breakdown: Why Dangote Petrol is Expensive (pics) by strangest(m): 8:41am On Sep 16 |
Shut up... Dangote is expensive because NNPC wants to continue with their Malta fraud..... Criminals 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dear Nigerians, Dangote, Tinubu, NNPC & Marketers Played You by strangest(m): 7:12pm On Sep 15 |
Dumb.... Dangote threatened the FG with the Malta deal Exposure.... FG started to dance to his tune ... Dangote is the goat |
Politics / Re: FG To Pay 300 Subsidy On PMS by strangest(m): 7:08pm On Sep 15 |
Story.... They pay to themselves.... Fuel from Malta |
Politics / Re: Danger: See Asari Dokubo & His New Recruit Black Army by strangest(m): 7:07pm On Sep 15 |
Gentle men.... These are the guys causing unrest in the South East.... They work together with Simon Ekpa |
Events / Re: Abuja Widows, Orphans Celebrate As They Receive Massive Food Items (Videos) by strangest(m): 8:56am On Sep 15 |
Estate developers are on the rise now .. so much money 1 Like |
Politics / Re: How Halilu Sububu 'Buzu' Was Killed by strangest(m): 4:24pm On Sep 14 |
He probably has Nigerian voters card 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun Suspends All Market Levies Except Development And Sanitation by strangest(m): 8:49pm On Sep 12 |
Lol.. tinubu no go hree 8 Likes |
Family / Re: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children β Psychologis by strangest(m): 8:30am On Sep 09 |
Women need a daddy to that can pay |
Politics / Re: Stop Sending Service Chiefs After Us - Bello Turji Warns Nigerian Government by strangest(m): 8:28pm On Sep 05 |
Tinubu is not effective... Just look at 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Fashion / Re: Miss Kwara Thanks South Africans For Their Support And Votes by strangest(m): 8:29am On Sep 05 |
Ronu... |
Fashion / Re: Chidimma: Hounded From A Beauty Pageant In South Africa, Then Crowned In Nigeria by strangest(m): 5:53pm On Sep 04 |
Shame on those from Nigeria that cursed her because she's Igbo 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: Academic Excellence: Nigerian First Professors In Fields Of Human Endeavours by strangest(m): 5:48pm On Sep 04 |
ppogba: Quote... |
Education / Re: Academic Excellence: Nigerian First Professors In Fields Of Human Endeavours by strangest(m): 5:38pm On Sep 04 |
Act 1, Scene 1: "SUBSIDY IS GONE!" Scene 2: Exchange rate unification and currency floatation neutralized subsidy removal. Pump price became higher than landing cost with NNPC covering the differential. SUBSIDY IS BACK! Act 2, Scene 1: Dangote Refinery is our savior. Scene 2: Dangote: I need Crude Oil. NNPC: We cannot give you. Dangote: You must give us. PIA said you must leave out a portion of Crude Oil produced for domestic supply. NNPC: We have signed forward sales agreement. Dangote: PIA, a law supersedes any agreement. NNPC/NMPDRA: You are not ready. Even your Diesel is substandard. And we won't allow you to become a monopoly. Dangote: My Diesel is more qualitative than yours. I am offering you a lifeline with PMS. But no problem, I know what is happening in Malta. NNPC: (No comment) Act 3, Scene 1: NNPC: We will give you Crude Oil. In fact, we will sell it to you in Naira. Dangote: Thank you Act 4, Scene 1: NNPC: We are profitable. But we are in $6 billion debt. It is becoming hard to guarantee supply. NNPC then raises pump price to N897, closer to landing cost. NNPC: (And then suddenly) Dangote, we are going to be the exclusive buyers of your petrol. Dangote: No Problem (Nigerians: No problem? π€). Scene 2: Nigerians: NNPC, why are you interested in being the sole buyers of Dangote's petrol? FG/NNPC: For pricing purposes. Nigerians: Una wan become monopolist too? Shey you accused Dangote of such? π€ NNPC: No Comment Nigerians: Wait. How much will you now sell the petrol. π€ NNPC: FEC will decide. Nigerians: So you want to peg price? DEREGULATION IS GONE? π€ NNPC: No Comment. Nigerians: Wait. How are you now going to find money and pay your $6 billion debt? NNPC: We will find ways. Nigerians: Jira Jira Jira (Wait Wait Wait), hope you are not planning to peg price above what would have been the real market price and below what it would have costed if imported to discourage import and yet still accrue windfall? NNPC: No Comment. Nigerians: Is that how you intend to get the money to your pay your debt? NNPC: No Comment. Nigerians: Hmm π€ WE WATCH! π Sha, congratulations Dangote. You did it! Abdulhaleem Ishaq Ringim. Public Affairs Analyst 7 Likes |
Travel / Re: This Is Ibadan Nigeria by strangest(m): 8:04pm On Sep 02 |
Okay |
Politics / Re: Defence Minister, CDS To Relocate To Sokoto After Turji Burnt Military Vehicles by strangest(m): 6:23pm On Sep 01 |
Okay |
Politics / Re: Northern Groups Allege Tinubuβs Kinsmen Dominating Security Agencies by strangest(m): 7:01am On Sep 01 |
You don't mean it... Where were they when Buhari did worse? They say you don't talk while eating.... They have finish eating that's why they are complaining 65 Likes 4 Shares |
Health / Re: Again, Man Commits Suicide In Ogun by strangest(m): 6:25pm On Aug 31 |
Ronu 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by strangest(m): 11:26pm On Aug 30 |
This one is just waking up |
Phones / Re: Wtf Is Wrong With 9mobile by strangest(m): 9:19am On Aug 30 |
As soon as Ronu people took over the company, they ran it down I'm about to port my number |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Today Is Bruce Onabrakpeya's 92nd Birthday by strangest(m): 8:16am On Aug 30 |
Happy birthday sir |
Politics / Re: Bichi & His Family Turned DSS To A Graveyard, Orchard Of Nepotism - Jafaar by strangest(m): 10:32pm On Aug 28 |
Okay 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: Monarch Declares Palace Accessible Only To Wike Supporters by strangest(m): 3:57pm On Aug 28 |
Fubara please do the needful.... Unconstitutional Monarch 11 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Jigawa Tea Vendor Beats Man To Death Over Missing Indomie, Bread by strangest(m): 11:27am On Aug 28 |
Hunger dey town 1 Like |
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