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Celebrities / Re: King Of Nollywood Elaweremi Is Set To Marry His Long Time Woman by sylve11: 7:06pm


I could be 40 and still not know him.

Kpako generation mistress clap for urself cheesy

grin cool
Sports / Re: Ipswich Town Back To EPL After 22 Years by sylve11: 12:52pm
Welcome back Ipswich.

Be prepared for the big boys, they don't care about any team. cool
Sports / Re: Ipswich Town Back To EPL After 22 Years by sylve11: 12:51pm
ForValour:
Congratulations to Ip. But they should beware of serious beating.


Hehehe

EPL is no joke. cool
Celebrities / Re: Wofai Fada’s In-laws Reject Marriage To Their Son, Release Public Statement (Pic by sylve11: 12:08pm
Hmmm cool
Politics / Re: Ex-Education Minister, Kenneth Gbagi Is Dead by sylve11: 9:50am
The comments here na wa o shocked

May his soul continue to journey well. cool
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by sylve11: 8:29am
King Ronaldo. cool
Food / Re: Lady Consumes A Jar Of Dog Food, Cries Out For Help by sylve11: 7:52pm On May 04
Watianoengineer:
cool Any lady that has been forked with doggy style deserves to eat dog food

Na wa o.

God abeg o. sad cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by sylve11: 4:13pm On May 04
FA really want aelrsenal to win the league sha. cheesy cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by sylve11: 1:33pm On May 04
Angelfrost:


EPL VAR wey nor dey hear word! grin

Na England teach Naija corruption. Nothing wey anybody wan tell me.


grin grin cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by sylve11: 1:30pm On May 04
Angelfrost:
Poor refereeing... Havertz clearly dived.

That would be the harshest and most corrupt penalty if awarded.

You've seen it.

They awarded the nonsense. embarassed cool
Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by sylve11: 12:17pm On May 04
meobizy:
1. Shan's children are adult men with their own kids. Nothing should concern her with their welfare.

2. People have mind. A whole 3.6M, person clear the account. God knows that is a boy from one tribe posing as a female.

Women sef dey do hacking na. sad cool

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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by sylve11: 11:58am On May 04
zed7:
Some people are wired to cheat. They don't cheat because they lack love, care, attention or money. They cheat because they're used to it, or had some traumatic or damaged childhood.

Marriage is not a repair ground for damaged people. That's why it's very important to try and get it right before marriage. I still believe if you look properly and are not blinded by emotions, one can always spot a red flag.

It's left for you to move on or be managing a cheating wife. No one can decide for you. For me, I know the obvious choice.

cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by sylve11: 11:48am On May 04
It's Shooolanke...... Goal!!!!

Final whistle.

Arsenal 0, Bournemouth 1.

cool

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Politics / Re: Shell & Makinde Sign Agreement To Build Gas Pipelines In Oyo by sylve11: 6:10pm On May 03
FIRDAUS3:
What a good development. We pray it doesn't end in audio paper!


SPDC doesn't run audio packages.

If the host doesn't stress SPDC, forget it, they will deliver 100%. cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Houthis Offer Education To Students Suspended In US Protest Crackdown by sylve11: 5:11pm On May 03
They will not collect the scholarship. cool

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Celebrities / Re: Happy 45th Birthday To Genevieve Nnaji by sylve11: 10:55am On May 03
nlfpmod:
Birthday: Genevieve Nnaji Turns 45 Today!



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genevieve_Nnaji

Happy birthday to you, Genevieve Nnaja. cool
Family / Re: If Igbo Girl Born For You Marrying Her Because Harder Unlike Other Tribes. by sylve11: 2:34pm On May 02
What a thread! grin shocked cool

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Celebrities / Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by sylve11: 1:41pm On May 02
BigYash:
She dey shout harder harder.. Dey drink people sperm like juice.. Anal wen u no dey do her,another guy man dey scatter her anus.. And na you still dey pay bills.. inside the money you give her,she go still give those boys.. Some boys dey Zuor sha. The mumu go dey shout say my babe can’t cheat on me.. I love her so much.. dey there dey personalize community property..

shocked shocked cool
Properties / Re: Why Do People Behave Very Wicked Like This by sylve11: 12:51pm On May 02
If una understand human behavior, wetin the man do the op nor go surprised una.

Humans? Lol. grin Na only God. cool


@op, it's good you collected the 2k from him. Learn from this and know how to deal with humans next time. cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by sylve11: 7:43am On May 02
iampeterben:
PSG is finally giving Kylian Mbappe a glorious reason why he should dish PSG for Real Madrid. Madrid with just the signing of Jude Bellingham are currently in the semi finals of the competition and currently about to win the Laliga which is more tougher Ligue 1. Its gonna crazy having K. Mbappe in the squad.


Mbappe going to Madrid is the only way he can win the champions 🏆 league and also opens the door for him to win the World best. cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by sylve11: 7:31am On May 02
I have said it before and I am still saying it. BVB will be crowned champions of this year's UEFA champions league. 🏆

@Angelfrost, @all bookmark this page. cool

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Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits Openly Flaunt Themselves On Tiktok (video) by sylve11: 5:26pm On May 01
Macphenson:
DSS is in sokoto to collect the okada they will use in chasing them

Lol grin grin cool
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by sylve11: 5:06pm On May 01
Thazard:



I wanted to apologize for the glitch but I woke up this morning to see this message from you this morning.

Please are you Mad


Weren’t you the one who said he is open to offers?

Ogun roast your preek there.

Was I the only one who offered 50k?

Baba no let me insult you oh because e no go funny at all.


grin grin cool
Crime / Re: Hausa Mob Almost Lynched A Homosexual Man (pictures/video) by sylve11: 11:55am On May 01
PNomsule:
That's completely unreal... clear skit. Too obvious

You spot it right there! cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by sylve11: 11:59pm On Apr 30
Give the trophy to Borussia Dortmund. cool

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Properties / Re: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by sylve11: 5:45pm On Apr 30
SirLiquidGold:
In 2021, I decided to stay on my on and try to face life and achieve growth as a man. The journey has been challenging, I won't lie but I have been able to learn valuable lessons.
I have been living in a face me I face you since may 2022. When I got there, it was a total different kind of lifestyle.

The landlady particularly called me on the second week I got to the compound. she said I looked gentle which is good but that shouldn't stop me from washing the bathroom and toilet when it's my turn.
I kept wondering what was the similarity between being gentle and washing the toilet?
Well I had no problem complying since it's a normal routine for all tenants.

I had to share bathroom and also toilet. And when it's time to cook, I did that in my room. Sometimes I felt shy and washed in my room grin grin then one lady in our house told me my room will be smelling if I keep washing there.
Sometimes they fight over the smallest issues that can be solved with just sorry.
I found it very strange.

To top the whole issue, our compound did not have its own water or well. We had to go to the next street.
Well I thought it wise to be buying things gradually. I bought bed, standing fan and curtains. You know the normal bachelor bachelor's setup.

Then this week, I was able to rent another house which was a room and palor...
Hahahaha I have been walking up and down the house since I moved in. From the kitchen to the palour and to the room then to the bathroom. Sometimes, I'll peep through the windows to look at people passing lol. Don't mind me, I just graduated from living in a house with a single widow to a house with more than 5 windows

I now have easy access to water and I have just been laughing unnecessarily to myself. Well I think it's part of living alone.
I'm going to get pots of flowers and put it infront of my house grin make we start from there.
Having a spacious apartment is also beautiful. Omo I feel really happy o

Photo of Face-Me-I-Face-You used for illustration

Hahaha

Congratulations! grin cool

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Crime / Re: Jailbreak: CP Warns Escapees To Stay Away From FCT by sylve11: 11:59am On Apr 30
Akwamkpuruamu:
So they are free anywhere else. So outside of the Abuja una no go fit catch them?

The worst mistake a bloody civilian like me and u will do is to report a criminal to the police. You are gone.

Police go first arrest u to prove say u get to evidence and dem go later release your info to the criminal say na u report am.

NPF is not ur friend


E be like npf don serve you breakfast before. grin

Na so them dey my brother. cool
Celebrities / Re: Body Of Sound Engineer, Precious Exhumed To Be Transported To Rivers State (vid) by sylve11: 11:49am On Apr 30
Hmmm cool
TV/Movies / Re: CCPT Has Intervened To Prevent Multichoice From Raising Subscription Fee by sylve11: 7:09pm On Apr 29
Hmmm
Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by sylve11: 5:32pm On Apr 29
georgeakins:


Amunike is only a world class according to biaflan standards


😆

I should have said he's more experienced than Finidi. cool

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Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by sylve11: 5:29pm On Apr 29
4tomandchi:
Oduduwa Nation to the world I wish him all the best in his new adventure

Oduduwa gini? cheesy shocked cool
Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by sylve11: 5:28pm On Apr 29
mohbadliveson:
Amuneke should assist him.

As a former foreign based player, i hope he won't reject naira as salary

Amuneke is a world class coach. Can't say the same for Finidi George.

Congratulations to you @Mr. Finidi George. cool

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