Is there a way you can make that number 7 bigger and bolder? In fact, move it to number 1

Up Chelsea! 😂

Match wey I don give Arsenal straight win
what the heck was I thinking?

Madrid didn't even have to go into second gear. Chai.

alhajiabdulbuha:
God Chelsea come down. I see a 21st minute redcard for Rudiger. CHELSEA WIN 4:1

Pass the weed abeg

Chelsea fans, please lower your expectations...to avoid stories that touch. 😂

Who dey house o?

ravensckar:
Tunisia dey do initial gra gra.

If Tunisia wins this match, I'll cut off my d*ck.

I mean it!

How far? You don do am?

Hold up...APC again?
I can't believe this

Hmm. Nigerian students.
May the odds be in your favour...and may the force be with you.

It's like football has left this our country, because I no understand again.

Yup. That's Chun li alright.
All she needs now is a martial arts instructor...

WarriAproko:
i have been masturbating for 20yrs. Is an addict like drugs i can't stop it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRN1L-sDWj8

So sorry you're going through this. But you can't give up bro. It'll be tough, but you can get through this.

Check out Dr. Trish Leigh on YouTube. She offers daily guides and practices needed to overcome this. I hope this helps.

Make una take am easy na...una wan wound us with food?

These people don’t give a fvck about us. They don’t care. But will we listen ? Watch how Nigerians will turn up to vote these irresponsible individuals into govt., on Election Day.

We deserve it. Shebi we don’t want to get sense. No problem. This one is small

The ‘Colombia’ crooner. Remember those days on Galaxy Tv. RIP

This na comrade wey sabi jump siuuu

Helen, oh Helen

Why’d you have to go Aunt Pol...Peaky Blinders won’t be the same again for me

Una no dey taya? We still dey wash hand ontop food wey China chop, now this. Just stay there o!

Ope o! My compound go quiet today.

Wait...you people still drink pills with water? Me wey don nearly dey chew am. That means una no go fit take Alabukun

E don use una take catch cruise. Baba know how to run tins. On code

But for wetin na? Which kain sufferhead be dis?

Meanwhile one club in England is dragging leg...

Dagger111:
Baami. Eyan sinzu, agba wire. Last last, na wetin we dey get from all politicians be this:


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Lol...honorable your voice is loud o,off your mic

Reims formation: 6-3-1

This op dey vex o...somebody should remind him that the match has ended

Op na Chelsea fan

mod update score na

Abeg I don change channel...can’t be watching an ongoing slaughter.
And at the end of the match Pep will stretch hand to shake Arteta. Like wtf dude...where’s the love?