Youngvegetable: Help family. I have a child, a 5 year old boy who grew up with his mum. We were much younger when we had the child.
Until recently, she brought my child to me, she traveled to Ghana and married. I don't have a problem with that tho. My problem is with my son. He is too gentlemanly for my like. I don't even know if gentlemanly is the right term.
Dude is too timid for my liking. He looks exactly like me and all that but his behaviors are just not what I was when I was his age. He is too timid, kind and lenient. Please what could I do to toughen him up apart of beating. I need a my child. Imagine one small boy was dragging the biscuit I bought for him and he still have the boy and still give him water. It was the strangest thing I have seen in a while. Where the hell did he get that leniency and kindness from? I was never like this
hbemigho: Laurence and I were at a shop close to the house trying to get one or two things when one lady I knew only in passing asked if Laurence is my son and I said yes.
Shey I for just buy wetin carry me come and go back to my house?
I now added, he is my first son actually.
Lady was like wow, you mean you have another son? Like this boy don senior person already?
Pride nor gree me just say yes and go my way. I was like he has two siblings following him already.
This lady legit shouted Obara Jesus!!!!!!
Everybody just start to turn look me, like make we even see the guy wey dey talk sef �
Omo!
One old mama, that was selling pap for the store owner now said, when your age still dey mama house you don born children full everywhere.
To be honest, I didn't know whether to laugh or to vex, because I nor understand the mama.
But whatever she meant, clearly, the mama was deceived by my babyface.
That was how one Oga that was newly posted to our department asked if I was a Youth Corper.
I just said "No sir" and jejely walked to my office.
Me, a whole Registered Engineer and Head of Department oh.
Abeg, I don't want to do baby face again.
Abeg where dem dey sell old man face?
Meanwhile, do you have babyface? What's it like for you?
no pics? abeg carry your wahsla park one place. No b only baby face u get I think u equally get baby brain
ALTERNATEID: Believe this junk and I have a bridge to sell to you. The UK government knew Kanu would be arrested. They provided the intel to the FG when he left UK.
About time you Ipobs accept the reality that you’ve got no international support. The UN already told you the world is not ready to accept over 200m refugees. Everything will be done to keep Nigeria together. So guys, stop chasing shadows. It’s game over for Nnamdi Kanu. He’s done for good.
this guy with ruggedity na 5&6 I once met him in a club in S/L we get talking.he later decided to drop me offy home with his car. God I will never forget that day he was driving so recklessness. Anyways it was fun to be with him but it hurt me that i be lost his contact
Indomixx: Hello guys I've noticed over time that I'm a huge fan of graphic images. Anytime I see a post on nairaland where "graphic image" is, I rush to view it so I can see the graphic images. Those bandit stories where people are killed, bomb blasts involving dead victims actually thrill me, even accident scenes where people died . I don't know if something is wrong or I'm possesed. I need help, I don't think it's normal.
the only abnormality In you is asking this stupid question
Diamondniyi: Werner scored an offside goal. 2-minutes later, FODEN scored a goal, mount also scored minutes later. The match ended at 1-1. Draw at extra time. Now straight to penalty. Team with the best goalkeeper won the CL. I heard someone shouting MENDY at the back