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gottoboy:
bunro uba!

zan kawai kokarin ta fi kyau

gottoboy:
Bruce aff tayad Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я this poet tourney Lols

bruce in this tourney is like Dj Khaled singing fuji

well that's just a lil confession.../...
ain't even up to my NL obsession.../

teddybiyasi:
007bruce come over here

krone, sorry for not dropping up to 8 bars. there's nothing much to write on that topic

My NL obsession?

It's all about;

The likes & shares the quotes & mentions
the vehement passion in the romance section
the jokes, flows the foes the hoes with useless posts & the pretentious blokes is no exception

it's all about

the argument the phucking debate causing the flaws & the rage
the clause & the phrase
the vets & the noobs biting bars like a dog in the cage!!

It's all about the;

going through the past battles
the braggarts too saying ''i rap pass you''
the dope verses & the noisemakers with wack bars too

it's all about the

comedy section with jovial folks
the joy in reading the comical posts
all these give me intense feeling like a bytch rubbing her ho


these got me addicted to NL
my obsession with this site is the story i'm telling

teddybiyasi:
so you took the whole day to script chaiii you better drop

you wanna pull a no-show or what?

girlie, post & i follow suit... No time to waste i gotta go chat with my girlfriend

check

gottoboy:
You no ϑε̲̣γ̲̣ qualify, allow the poor boi to qualify

come you smoke groundnut?

I'm in the hood, sellin' this dôpe, nigga
Know w'talkin' bout?
Fùck around and get smoked, nigga
Know w'talkin' bout?
Fourty eight hundid for the out-dôpe, nigga
Know w'talkin' bout?
Got that girlscout for the loft, nigga
Know w'talkin' bout?

ChubbyT:
whats d age difference between us.

Fabdedon:
what is our age difference

use the word ''years'' in the sentence

hahahahaha

can someone pls translate this pidgin to clean english;

''How many years you take senior me?''

gottoboy:
Ɣǝ̥§ iam, how do you judge a nice pic

hehe

I ain't got no type (Nah)
Bad bytches is the only thing that I like (Woo)
You ain't got no life (Nah)
Cups with the ice and we do this every night
(Hey)
I ain't check the price (I got it)
I make my own money so I spend it how I
like (Woo)
I'm just living life (Hey Hey)
And Let my momma tell it nigga I ain't living
right (Yup)

teddybiyasi:
. so if I win chance still dey for me to qualify oboy let me get serious

qualify ko multiply ni
you aint qualifying shyt

teddybiyasi:
lol freestyle indeed

we're both going down

how? i'm on 1point. You? ZERO

teddybiyasi:
we go ja-bo together

I just ordered for 3 dictionaries so first forget vocabulary

secondly have worked on 6 syllables rhymes throughout my verse so its gonna be a monoflow

thirdly I got 10cray plus 15comical mets

so forget those 3 crits

we must ja-bo together by fire by force

i cannot jabo with you, when i'm not sulee
if you like wake shakespear from the dead let him ghostwrite for you i no get time na freestyle i go use for you

teddybiyasi:
whalai I never pen a single line

the topic be like wtf

My NL Obsession

Instruction: Let your bars speak on the topic. Tell us why
you're addicted to Nairaland


seriously the only thing I'm addicted to is Play Station

hehe oya give me free moi moi

teddybigyanshi, are you ready? Lets drop today... i wont be chanced tomorrow

sosiqdude:
You can as well laugh ur d1ck out...none of my business

lame

sosiqdude:
I'm warning you now...let go off me please!!

Lmao wtf?

It's go time, I roll in dough with a good
grind, and I run at ho with a baton
That's a relay race with a bouquet, they say,
"K, you going marry mines"
Beeotch, no way, beeotch, no way, beeotch,
no way, beeotch, okay
I'm never living life confined, it's a failure
even if I'm blind
I can tell ya who what when where how to
sell your game right on time
Beeotch, go play, beeotch, go play, beeotch,
go play, beeotch
I look like OJ!!!

My best moment on NL - My NL obsession
ok na

Limerick:
ok

i checked your profile pic, you're even a kid.
Stupid! we no be mate so make you no quote me make i no quote you.

sosiqdude:
Hey man!, never you mention my name again...or you gonna get i from me

shuthefuckup!! Stark Illiterate!