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D first 1 tho, its luvly...

Nawa 4 al dis pple talkin abt Pgd! 4 y nah? Wen 2:2 bcom 3rd klass abi pass?

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dukeolumde:
The Opiotus Law was propounded by Lord Okanfor. It says that once its well giving., its becomes a welcomed event at any giving opportunity

1 of d craziest comment ve eva seen... Bro, u mst b a very gud researcher... Lord Okanfor gt 4site wel wel o cos opiotus law s d bomb..

@op, which 1 be every MEN?

nawa o! sumtin wey u no sabi, con dey form bad calculator join... who hin dey decieve?

Perodey:
I have come to realize that it is the secondary school leaver who is always socially immatured and the educated illiterates that often sound like this. Come to think of it all, they are often the dumbest. They lack all sense of decency and etiquette. Omo mushin oshi

Bros abeg, wetin carry mushin enta dis 1 nah?

She s naw a mother of 1 but nt married.

Mine must be crystal palace fan

Tolzeal:
it changed bro

i hear u buh dats nt d mathematics i was taught..

Tolzeal:
When taking away the negative sign bro.
Good morning.

d negative sign s on both sides, so it cancels out without affecting d inequality sign.

@op; wat changed d greater dan sign to less dan?

mtn's beta talk plan s ntin 2 write home abt.. Charges stands at standard rate of 40k/sec to al netwrks.. 10mb data s given 4 evry rchrge afta 7dayz.. A #100 rchrge plus its 200% bonus aint gonna exceed 13mins barrier.. m stil on d plan cos i want 2 migrate at no cost which s goin 2 b possible in 8days tym.. Verdict- stick to ur mtn i-pulse (more data plus #100 rchrge s jst a min or 2 less dan d fvcked up beta talk) or zone..

Are d questions limited to Nigeria alone?

We are listening......

I no go fit talk am for here... I go talk am for Radio Nigeria on thursday 8:30pm
... Lyk dat, u ll be able to listen to it anywhere in d country...

Daniel058:
but ladies are most guilty of this.. Like CHAMELON... . they 've so many colors.

I swear... Xpecially dere OFF and ON attitude...

hmmm! Its kinda TRUE tho... Buh I feel it applies to every MAN as well..

HaAaaa! I get plenty story abt dat chewing gum o...

Not every1 has it tho...









I dnt xperience such and m perfectly fine..

Has any1 eva told u dat








U re a murdafvcker. "In an amusing way tho"..
U ve gat jokes man...
Rily got me dere

The funny tin abt dis is sum boys go stil steal today o...
From CBT, down to class area..
Den Operation Night Class go commence.


I was @ home ystday wen a girl was conversing on fone wit a guy dat stole her bag @ d CBT arena. Only for d guy to start lambasting d girl for calin ova a mere noikia C2..
I no fit laf

Nawa o!
Shey e go fit extend his arm or leg?
Make we kukuma dey cal am MR FANTASTIC.

Wat a MAN can do, a WOMAN can ****









Forgive me for not completing d ****
I dnt rily pay attention to elderly pple..

I READ 'shege' out of dis BOOK...

ElDeeVee:
Ur username makes me feel u r my classmate from in unilorin

LDV = AY...



Guess who it is?

Nawa o! Notin wey man pikin no go hear...
Buh d girl went a bit overboard...

If dem reconcile naw, she ll be lyk Darling; u made me do dat.

Strange world...


The baby luks a bit lyk Lord Voldermort tho.

Wait...
Lemme ask my
















Grandma...

Mushin nko?










Na play I dey play o

11*10+11=ans

ATEWO











Koo mii a ro...

Maybe she wan die b4 her tym nii...








Jst sayin!
No harm intended.