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alakaloko:
someone should respond to this pls

Yep... I finished wit 2:2 and ve bin offered admission, though I am an alumnus...

In oda words, THE BEAUTYFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN...
Datsall

chidiezeh:
When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though
some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point
out the one you think is true.
1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he
did not plan to create.
2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God.
3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are
having in the world today.
4. Woman is easily used by the devil.
5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy
you.
6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong
number, you will not make calls.
7. For woman marriage is business.
8. Woman is naturally wicked.
9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you.
10. Woman likes money more than anything.
11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run
away.
12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades
away.
13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to
recover.
14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you
become broke.
15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away.
16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters.
17. Woman thinks straight.
18. Woman is unreliable.
19. Woman is proud.
20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich
tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich.
21. Women like reaping where they did not sow.
22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes.
23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her
something better than what you told her, she will abandon
you.
24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch
you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the
ride.
25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge.
26. Woman becomes wise @40
27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some
people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big
lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention.
28. Woman likes jollying.
29. Woman is fashion conscious.
30. Woman is material conscious.
31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have
right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go
with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again
woman.
32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a
man.
33. Woman enjoys telling lies.
34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish
before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish.
35. Woman like cheating.
36. Woman is a perfect pretender.
37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman
otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3)
38. Woman is shameless.
39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood
relatives
40. Woman take things for granted.
41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry.
42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.
43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband.
44. Woman is easily angry.
45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.
46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her
brain.
47. Woman likes attention.
48. Woman likes gift so much.
49. Woman has no respect.
50. Woman can be very insulting.
51. Woman has shallow understanding.
52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package
whenever she visit your house.
53. Woman is very greedy.
54. Woman likes public opinion.
55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she
can cheat.
56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed.

Hope you found it hilarious like I did.
From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but
rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns
his anger on all women.

Girls, Ladies, Women are very very very very very very very













STUBBORN

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1. Some ladies think that acting like a wife will automatically persuade the guy to put the ring on their finger. That is faulty thinking and could lead you into big emotional problems.
2. Just so we are clear, until he puts the ring on your finger, you are NOT, I repeat, not, his wife. You go everywhere together, hold hands, kiss in public, he introduces you to his friends as ‘my wife’, all that is nonsense until he puts a legal ring on your finger.
3. You are dating him, that doesn’t give him the right to demand wife duties from you. Dating and marriage are totally different things. Even if he is engaged to you, that doesn’t give him the right to demand wife duties from you.
4. Some men demand that you cook for them, organise their apartment and give them sex to prove that you are good wife material. Don’t you fall for that. Any man who tells you that wants to use and dump you. And, DON’T move in with him because that will automatically make you his ‘in-house-mistress’ who will perform all his wife duties for him without the commitment of marriage.
5. You don’t have to submit to him until he puts that ring on your finger. Some men demand that you should submit to them because you are dating. If he wants you to submit to him when you are not dating, just think of what he would do to you if you are married to him.
6. Don’t give him your money unless you are sure that you will get it back. If you give him your money because he is a ‘potential husband’, you can kiss that money goodbye because you may never see it again.
7. Stop giving him your body whenever wherever. Anytime he wants sex, he calls you up, yet he hasn’t put the ring on your finger. Giving him sex is counter productive. Your objective is to get married to him, not to warm his bed. Pretending to be his wife by giving him sex will not make him put that ring on your finger.
8. It is not complex: if he wants you to perform wife duties for him like cooking, organising his life, sex and all other wife duties, tell him to take you to his family and organize a marriage.Stop being foolish. If he really loves you as he whispers in your ears, he should take you to the marriage registry.
9. If he gets all the wife duties from you for free, why on earth do you think that he will make you his wife? If he is not ready to make a life commitment to you, he doesn’t deserve any wife benefits.
10. Protect yourself from emotional and sexual abuse. Stop giving this man what he doesn’t deserve. If he is not willing to honor you by putting that ring on your finger, then he is not worthy to receive wife benefits from you. When you become his wife, then he will get treated like a husband.

I dnt undstand...

tunery004:
Na ur matric numba u use do moniker....lol Unilorin maths dept. Mine was 06/55eb090..... Ow was Kenya

Bros eh... Kenya don comot o... D latest info wey dey reach naw be say taiwo s d new HOD...

Ur own matric nos don xpire tey tey, mine just xpired last year...

ademega:
they should add "Bastards" to that Yoruba youth. no right thinking Yoruba youths will say he want to endorse failure for the next 4 years . Only "yoruba bastrsda youths " could do that . though it may be cos of the money ,still they are bastards. Yorubas dont believe and fall for stupidity twice.
or we should all assume and believe in this article i wrote for Mr president
MR PRESIDENT KEEP DOING IT !
Mr president should continue till forever,if possible rule after life self . He has giving us at least 20 hours constant and stable electricity in all parts of the country (if only for this achievement self, he has done well, there is need for more shout of GEJ till 2015 ,sorry i mean 2020 by all and sundry), schools are doing fine , no strike ,the standard can compete not only in Africa but Europe and America , students are now trooping in from all over Africa to get standard education, the standard of living is too much oky , can't u see? people are not traveling out again . Go and see the arrival arena/terminal at the airport people are rushing down in millions to be partaker of the nations goodies and national cake. See our roads very smooth, most especially the roads in the east. We are now see tractors working on 16 lanes across the country. See our security , u can move to anywhere anytime of the day without fear. Israeli securities are even jealous . Nite culture is now back to our country. See light everywhere in the nite ,u can hardly diffrienate between day and nite. .unemployment is a thing of the past , we are thinking of how to start giving visa to Ghanaians and other African countries to come help us with our dirty and menial jobs in our factories and companies. Water is everywhere , we are even missing pure water and bottle water. See how corruption has gone away in virtually in all sectors, see the faces of corrupt leaders in prison, no more oil theft. Gone are the days we import our own exported crude oil. In fact ,u can see how much we get a liter compare to four years ago. See the diversification of our economy,no more dependency on our oil. Our hospitals are now receiving rich patients on like before when our leaders and big men get treatment and die in foreign hospitals. World class hospitals in every city.This man has done magic , he must be from another planet . Pls u can add to these numerous achievements of our president. MR PRESIDENT KEEP DOING IT! We want more of these . GEJ till 20we want him to stop ruling us .

U forget to add d fact dat our economy is d NO1 in africa...

kestolove95:
yoruba pdp youths to endorse GEj..take dat corrctn as we the youths of d south west ar not nd cant b part of dix retard nd corrupt ogogoro drinking president.

God bless u ma broda... I dnt undstand y some fv..ed group hiding unda d umbrella of yoruba endorse dis so cald president for a second term... President dat s yet to effect a change in any sector since 2010 ... Yoruba youths koo, yoruba youths nii...

And u left out d fada of all courses...











MATHEMATICS plus d twin broda PHYSICS...
U go fear fear

pinky21:
U sound like who passed thru AAU EKP. Am I rgt?

No ma'am... Unilorin

Accept d admission... By accepting, u wil gain a litu from being in a skool environment... again u wil av an insight on how tinz run in d skool and den u ll write jamb, choosing ur preferred course... By legal or illegal means, u ll be given wat u want... Cos u wud av met sum pple by den dat can help u wit d admission...

kilokeys:
bros i look the pinshure taya sotey i dream of the babe for night.. she is a nlander sef.

i cant guarantee her intelligence quotient sha.. fulani/hausa.. but i no mind teach am o

U don talk am finish cos intelligence rily matters... Buh character sef follow...

Ile aiye yii sha! Soldier go, Soldie come... U re leaving, while m goin back in... M goin say a very big congratulations 2 u and I wish u a successful spell during ur service year as well...











Dnt stay and idle and spend ur ALLOWEE wisely... Big up

kilokeys:
yawns @ op.. u try sha.. i am d prettiest boy too..
for my village sha...
but no gawking

u would see alot of prettier folks here.. abi u fine pass this babe?

And dis babe rily exist...
Man! Na where d word BEAUTIFUL originate from be dis...

sanyablaze:
I served in Anambra and before I clicked on the thread, I thought in my mind if Anambra isn't on the list, then its fake. Am not surprised to see it on Number 1. That state is corper-friendly, cheap accomodation, good food, plenty girls. Steady state Allawee...

I loved the state.

What local govt did u serve in?

If u no want make me vex, comot dat anambra sharply...
How did u even come abt d list sef? Anambra!

ChukwukaChijiokeJerri:
He who do & run away needs to come back and do again??

U ehn!

Bros eh! if dem lyk make dem talk say u be buffoon, nincompoop, dunce etc




JUST MAKE SURE YOU COLLECT THAT PHONE... Shikena

onlyme07:
I advise you get an ND,pre degree will not offer you any certificate and if you don't meet the cut off ,you will still be at the same point.

Lots of poly now offer part time ND for 2yrs which makes it easy to do direct entry or still try luck with Jamb along the line, you are assured of an ND certificate to proceed for HND.

Remember,Bsc and HND dichotomy is about to be passed into law,if it becomes law then,HND and Bsc holders will be at par.

My opinion bro..!

Word! @op dis s d bst option u ve gat... My junior sis is 21 as well » stil @ home

Now you see me.

morgang:
I can see the profs of nairaland are having an irrelevant debate. 'electrocuted' or 'electrocute' , which ever way it is, the right word can't bring him back but rather I wish d deceased RIP.....

Actually, he s stil alive...

Nawah oooo

NifemiOlu:
Well, this is what I heard about admissions generally.
Many people applied this year. So the school considered the first degree grade e.g 1st, 2:1 or 2:2 followed by the score obtained in the entrance exam. For example, there's a department that only admitted people with 2:1 and 1st class. So all those with 2:2 weren't admitted. Put in mind that there is a quota for each department.

I finished with 2:2 and ve bin offered admission.... Specialization Mathematical Modelling though, unilorin is my alma matter...

KidProgrammer:
all the prices listed above are base on research i made online Via Jumia,Konga,Amazon,nd Google..NT offline...

Ok.. I was jst saying... Dnt mean to offend o

KidProgrammer:
2. Tecno P5 (₦14,500).

This is a better choice and offers more features than the first device mentioned. Tecno P5 features a 4-inch TFT capacitive touchscreen, 512MB RAM and 4GB internal memory. This device sports a 5MP primary camera and a 2MP secondary camera. It boasts of a 1800mAh battery with 8.5 hours talk time and standby time up to 288 hours. It supports 3G and is also a dual-SIM (mini) device and has a 1.0GHz dual core processor.

A friend bought it recently (last week friday to be precise) for #12,800 @onitsha

Every man on glasses is INTELLIGENT...

Its a python joor... Its a non venomous snake..

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Na ma xpired matric nos eh... I ve bin tryin to change it sef make I no go put masef for trouble wit ma comment cos m goin bak for postgraduate dis month...

tuoyoojo:
welll i would say i am the type that puts funny dp on. it wud cost nothing to jus make someone smile.the pm i hate most are those who use their bb for advert

sometin like w**n concept clothing. call 080******** for ur indian lace,arabian shoes,desingers chew stick,customiZed garri,imported calander\\ @ youngmoni i see u.when r u paying me back.\\am just to fly!

i wud be like "dafuq is that supposed to mean"

U ehn; nawa for u o!
Which 1 be designer chewing stick and imported calendar?
I don laff tire for here sef on an empty stomach

pyyxxaro:
Noooo !! I graduated from UNIVERSITY OF CHIBOK (Unibok)

Correct... Dere was dis lecturer in d dept of destruction prof shekau... Do u knw him?

priscaoge:
Lol ....My former HOD then is a sadist Sometimes I wonder how he relates with his family. Very wicked n mean . Nobody comes near his office,even his fellow lectures don't interact with him


We also have the lazy ones. One of them forgot his car in school one day and went home in a taxi . I don't know why these old men refuse to retire

The HOD in my department during my final year then is a Fatherly lecturer, always there to listen and willing to help. He is more than a father to everyone in my department.

Lmao Runs lectures ke?? .

Are u a student of unilorin?

saylawal2003:
@Odomat: I got payment details of N86,050.

Payment details u got was for last session and late reg fee is included as well(N10,000).

madmadu:
so adolf had jst 1 ball... no wonda he was always angry...

Hmmm! Omo agba.