₦airaland Forum

justi4jesu:
Where is the one you have created this morning

It's inside his boxers.

mkpakanaodogwu:
Men are now endengered specie

Nwanne biko kebe nkwucha banyere amu gi. Nkwucha abughi ujo. E jighi ihe eji agba nti, agba n'anya. Agaghi m eji maka amu bu ihe egwuregwu were ya nye umu aka n'amaghi ihe ekwe n'aku.

Ike = buttocks
Ukwu = waist
Isi/ishi = head
Esu = millipede
Usu = bat
Amu = penis
Ekwu = kitchen
Ara = b.reast
Afo = stomach
Akpa amu = nutt sack
Atu = poon tang
Mbe = tortoise
Ube/mkpakana = trap
Anyinya = horse
Osikapa = rice

JEITO:
Classic calabar girl. Hope she didn't dance that their.......dance sha

Why will she dance Efik dance? Was she there to entertain or be entertained? Lol.

pDude:


[b]Africans and their beliefs in superstition.

If all these are demonic dreams, so therefore wetin person go come dream about naw

If I eat in real life, why can't I eat in my dream naw?

If NEPA takes light on a hourly basis in your house, thereby throwing you in darkness for hours on end, then why does dreaming about darkness become a demonic attack? Or NEPA nor dey off light for ya house again?

If I fight, argue and quarrel in real life, why does it suddenly become evil when I dream about it?

If I swim in bar beach, eleko beach, and in club swimming pool in real life, why does it suddenly become evil when I dream about it?

If go slow dey always hold me for road on a daily basis, why does it become demonic if I dream about being in go slow?

If I dey strafe babes up and down the whole place in real life and enjoying it as a guyman, then why does dreaming about continuing this activity at night suddenly become evil or a sign of demonic attack?

Biko someone should answer these questions abeg.

Instead of wasting your lives binding imaginary demons, spend more time developing yourself and you will see good results. [/b]

Nwanne, I'm thinking of opening an eatery in dreamland where people can come and enjoy nice meals in their dreams. The first 10 customers will be served free of charge.
Hope to see you there!

Henrypraise:
Why d craze abt showing/ exposin dia photoshopped body? Were ar d stretch marks?

Abeg make dem kip d fowl head n sheyge 4 me. Na dos parts de sweet me pass.

Baaadt guy.

badassProdigy:
gaint babes: not mai type...

They don't offend me in anyway with their size, at all.

I love feeling sizeable chunks of meat ...but not fat

bushdoc9919:
Mummy, why didn't you let me play football now?

Why did you insist I go to school?

Haba Mummy....see footballer with G-wagon...while I dey manage one jalopy...

Your car get plenty offences o.
The worst na ESE - excessive smoke emission. Nor gree make VIO or FRSC bab you o!

Looks like it's game over for the dude's fiancee if you ask me.

I didn't read other comments so don't know if sm1 has got it b4 me, but I see a sniper in very dark colour camo sitting on a rock with his rifle & taking aim.

IYANGBALI:
rap for me make I dance

I dance well too. So if both y'all planning to shoot a video for his rap song, holla @ me. With my nice James Brown '70's moves.

Solomon009:
what's this one saying??

He overfed...I guess.

redcliff:
Nigerians are so dumb really...I dont know if its poverty or the lack of eating good food while growing up that degenerated their brains or frustration due to poverty. they read useless meanings to everything and anything. Psquare have been very non active about politics going on unlike other people. this picture could have meant something else and it was read a different way.

Don't mind them. Nigerians always act self-righteous, rational & are pretentious. Always very ready to criticise their fellow Nigerians at the slightest opportunity. I can guess half of the people who come here to say "SAI BUHARI" or "GEJ till 2019" don't even have their PVC's, and even if they do, will most likely not vote on the day of election.
SMDH!

LeoFish92:
AND IT NOURISHES BABES MORE THAN CHICKEN AND EGGS AND A BALANCED DIET, ,no wonder why this girl in my neighborhood suddenly started developing flesh even though she admits she doesn't each much

Oh dear! I laughed hard & fell off the bed when I read this one. Bros, you be nutritionist

odiagabros:
Ist to comment

SuperSuave:
congrats

Come, who is there? JOSHUA!!!!! Get me the key to the brand new jeep I bought last week. We have an FTC here!
Isi aki.

crackhouse:
And there is a place where i usually eat delicious food. I hope the woman's food is not mixed with poo or blood. Phewww, lord i really want to get married not later than next year, pls help me God.

You need prayers too, cos you mustn't get married before you stop eating out side.
#Menses & poo are real.

akatonero:
I don't even eat fast/junk food. I cook my food with my bare hands

Whatchu talkin' 'bout "bare hands"? Were you supposed to cook your food with surgical (disposable) gloves on?

*lights another joint, takes a drag and blows a long sream of smoke through nostrils*

Firstly, I see nothing "hot" about them. Does putting on APC sun glasses make them "hot"?
Secondly, anybody who decides to vote for a candidate (against his will/wish) because of any of those girls needs to have his/her head examined by a seasoned psychiatrist.
Smdh!

write2obi:
Why is your mum copying my mummum

And wait U even copied my name

I laughed hard when I read your post. Thankfully, I posted mine b4 you posted yours.
But it's really funny though. Same story from people with same name.
Only difference is I wasn't asked to bathe outside.

I used to bathe with my sister, then after a while my mom stopped us from bathing together. I never understood why till I grew much older.

I see a lot of hypocritical mockery right here. People should learn to respect other people's views. *drops phone & continues benching 150kg 20 reps*

I see a lot of hypocritical mockery right here. People should learn to respect other prople's views. *drops phone & continues benching 150kg 20 reps*

Gbemillionaire:
;I thnk she did

You're a pretty one. Wow!!!

Pinkiedearie:
I love the colour combo

Me too. I also love the fact that you love the colour combo just as I do.

No course is a bad course. It depends on why you are studying it.

eldav:
Waje just rolled out a photo of her daughter looking all grown, way more than the last time she posted any of her pictures (above).

She captioned the latest of her daughter, Emerald, 16, on Instagram

“it’s not wednesday by hey!!! she’s my scrumptious everyday of the week except for times when she wears my shoes and not the cheap one oh!!! but i did it to my mum so karma is a b*****,” recounting how she rocks the best of her shoes.

https://instagram.com/p/zw1VwZiGvg/

Pino pino

The kind of sad news I read on NL beats the hell out of me.

Twaci:
She aint the largest!

You should see mine

I can't see your waist from here, but from your facial features, I can tell you left something behind.

farano:
♥ Waking you up even in the middle of the night just to have sex

A big AMEN!!! To that sister.

rokiatu:
[/quote][quote author=ammyluv2002 post=31205767]I can't breathe! Dat pix is killing. .Nice figure

Rokiatu your shape causing so much pandemonium. Damn!!!

FemiFaniKayode:
I am FFK Nigerians hate me so well but the corridors of power in Nigeria are lined with so much food that i eat till am full.

Like...seriously?!

icebeatz:
personally, i feel the father of this girl is lazy and pathetic.
If you are not ready to raise children, PLEASE STOP BRINGING THEM TO THE WORLD TO SUFFER.
if you are not financially ready, emotionally ready, mentally ready PLEASE STOP....
looking at this baby's picture alone enraged me.
lord have mercy.

Stop blaming the father and focus on the evil step mum. Did the father, out of lazyness, give the osun state woman N5k to buy whip /koboko and punching gloves to be used on his daughter?
Ewu!