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Holla @ Ur hood rats & urchins make dem come smoke pepperlin & jumbo for ya sitting room.


Stock your fridge with platic water bottles filled with "pepper soup" "awonpa" "soldier roots" "jedi jedi" "monkey tail"

To manage one woman na Emotional Roller Coaster ride.
E come be two, wetin him wan use two do? *Eeeeish!!!*

Mmmmm mmm mmm, you look good & so does you plate of yam & pepper soup, Cherlene. Can't wait to sink my teeth in and take a very deep bite.
Dang!

Mmmmm mmm mmm, you look good & so does you plate of yam & pepper soup, Cherlene. Can't wait to sink my teeth in and take a very deep bite.

lawanson44:
Most SUVs and SUTs consume fuel

I agree with you, but compared with Toyota Hilux or Ford Ranger, theirs consume a lot more.

onlyme12:
A fatal accident has occurred this morning in Oshodi, though the causalities involved cannot be ascertained at the moment .Eyewitnesses said the driver of the car was driving on the bridge before losing control and landed upside down after serving off the bridge. Some said it was due to over speeding as market women and men gathered around the vehicle to discuss it.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/car-accident-that-happened-this-morning.html

@OP you didn't state if or not the driver is dead. There are 3 main classes of crashes or accidents:
A) Minor (No injured persons)
B) Serious (Injured perons)
C) Fatal (killed person/persons)

Irrespective of the damage done to the vehicle(s) involved, an accident is classified based on the impact it has on the people involved.
So, if none of the people involved died, then it's a serious accident...since the driver must have sustained injuries.
Word!

MrsChima:
You needs to deal with your mommy issues.

Mommy issues kwa?

Was he molested by his own mom as a kid?
Lard hav mersi!

They just need to improve on their fuel (petrol) economy. Most of their vehicles used for patroling have that problem of high petrol consumption rate.

Shortyy:
same ol' tomboy

Based on your profile pic, I'd say you both have same thing in common.

Man, phuck all that talk about forgeting to change your dp depicting you as a mature person! If leaving your dp on for a month makes you happy, then by all means go right ahead and do so. But don't use your supposed standards/benchmark for maturity on other people because you have no idea what their story/journey is all about. Some people derive joy/happiness from changing their dp's, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. It's their point of view/opinion.
Opinions are like A-holes, everybody is entitled to/has one. Peace!

jascon1:
I no no why mosquitoes dey always bite me near my blockos

Perhaps the gods are unhappy with the way you've been using it lately. Better pour steaming ground nut oil on it & repent your self of your sins, son.

martin1772:
not african, we love chubby

Especially her thighs.

buygala:
Ibo people and money shaaaaaa...


Quote me negatively and watch your grandfather sell your first son for a fairly used techno phone

That's very funny!

vislabraye:
Pastot Chris daughter don big ooo.

Kai. I like that babe o. She cute tho'

She's got a nice shape, but frankly, I see nothing "murderous" about her back side. @OP

He looks like my Chiefo!

I thought she was pregnant at some point

creepsyme:
ahead ahead, lots of water passing under the bridge in jonathans last days in office. hhhhmmm I just dey observe.

Personal text: My photo is not available but I swear am cute!

Are you sure?

Chakakhan:
Thank you for being honest sir so if you are expecting a lady over do u still wear them?

Why not try briefs they are sexier and serve the same purpose...my opinion but i'm not a guy so cant really b sure

You're correct.
I only wear briefs when I have a presentation or I need to address a group of people. Boxers' shorts are very okay. Besides, I don't think it's healthy tying up your wiener (like a N50 wrap of groundnuts) all the time. It's kinda like girls going to bed in tight panties & bra everynight. There's need to let "it" breathe...one has to "grow"

Twaci:
The topic says it all, do u think it is right to monitor your partner?

By monitor, I mean; always checking his/her phone, making sure you know ALL of his/her friends, always noting every activity carried out by him/her on all their social sites (e.g Nairaland, facebook, twitter, IG...), and so on.

I have my opinion on this but need to hear yours. Let's talk.

Good morning.

You're a pretty girl.

IamOdin:
on Nigeria i think they made a mistake,,it should be porn0graphy

Odin I think both you, I and everyone who reads this post is guilty of it. Hehehe.

Johnpaul2k2:
Good

Buhari will like to work with Peter Obi

You are correct

The German juice!

Firstly, it says females in the house Lalasticlala you be female? That's on a lighter note.
Secondly, no matter what she's told here on Nairaland it won't stop the aching & hurting she feels down to her soul. She needs time to allow herself heal.
She shouldn't fling herself into any man's arms just because she's single and on the rebound.
It's okay to be heartbroken, it shows your human and love an illusion. I'd refer her to a portion from Aaron Neville's song "Everyone plays the fool". It says:
How can you help it, when the music starts to play
And your ability to reason, is swept away
Oh, heaven on earth is all you see, you're out of touch with reality
And now you cry, but when you do, next time around someone cries for you
In other words, heart break is almost like a vicious circle. 2day it's her turn. Tomorrow, somebody's hearty will be broken by her actions or inactions.
I wish her a speedy recovery from her heartbreak.

Explains all the victory gunshots that rang in the air from 4:30 till 6:00 am.

This is MCC junction. The real celebration started this morning from 4:30 am when every gun owner in Aba released shots in the air.
For more than an hour, all sorts of fire arms were fired. From Umuojima to Ogbor hill and beyond.
Bang!!!

I agree with you.

missghost:
If I don't love him I would still say no

Even if you love him and say "yes" and he doesn't love you, he'd say "psyche!"

Eniqurl:
Beautiful.

Without pouting, Eniqurl, you'll still look cute. You know that right? cut out all that pouting stuff. It's outdated.

Like a bottle of fine wine, some women get better with time.

He should shave his armpits. He looks good, tho'.

imbless:
this will make fp

It did!
You're clairvoyant.
You should start a divination centre and help people know the(ir) future...
...for a little fee of course.