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Who took this picture? I did.

kilokeys:
one time in akure,where i schooled . some robbers were caught and beaten by a mob... one fool tried a 360 kick on the robber and got himself seriously injured

LMAO!
The dude must have played too much of Super Street Fighter II, and I can lay you 10 - 1 that he's favourite character is either Ryu or Ken (they both do hurricane kicks).

kilokeys:
crowdbeat dey BADT O

u see folks practicing every moves they see in movies

Are you serious?

Jeus:
I remember when I dumped him.

Yeah! That led to our whirlwind-romance.

*prison break* or *michael scoffield*

This is the art of tattooing your body (arms for guys and both arms & thighs for babes) with answers and either concealing them with your Lab coat, skirt or both.

Ilajé.

Frankly speaking, I can't remember the last time I bought one. I stil have plenty of it @home. I aint had a woman in years. I'm probably a hermit.

Barbie28:
Proudly Isoko

Hehehe
Barbara, don't I know you?
Megwoo

eitsei:
Alcatel was my first fone back in 2006 as a gift for getting into js1 from my mum

Goodness!
You were in J.S. 1 in 2006?
Wow!

buskie13:
s

S for SEX

kinglekan:
With that your borehole bah??

Now, this wan cracked me up like a nut.

Angelou:
i smell FP make i buy this space sharperly

But bro, I already have the C of O na

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Emteebee:
Truth be told, the igbos are just destroying Nigeria's image everywhere with this their so called business. They've dented nigeria's image in Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia and now South Africa. Before we know it now the name nigeria will be synonymous to drug round the whole world.

And the thread derails gradually from RSA and xenophobia to Igbos and their bad reputation.
Nice one.
My people, my people...

ireneony:
i heard most lagosian cant cook a delicious meal...
but those that migrate dere can cook sha but i dont know of the indigene
with her name alone the food would be tastless and filled with maggi and curry...

Come cook 4 me pleasssssse

IbnSultaan:
What is BBM. Whatapp and cropping

I know, right?
Mean while my neighbour's sitting room has this very horrible stench.
Aaaahhhh!

acenazt:
Make I begin write my Rap Verse.

Haba! Bros I thought you gave up after much crticism, nawa o!

bellabae:
Make I drop out, follow music too?

Yes dear. Nigeria...wtf...Africa will love you.

Ahmed0336:
WHAT A BRAVE WOMAN!!!!! I NEED HER TYPE AT HOME

But just don't talk to her anyhow or point your index finger at her (like a gun) when you guys have an arguement. Unles...

kennygee:
I Rep Sagem, "My X-5"

My X-5 was okay, but My X-6 had better picture quality and polyphonic ringtones. My X-7 was a flop. Just big for nothing.

CheeNayNay:
sorry.i slept by 2am,but i drank panadol before going to bed.on my way to work,lagos traffic na die.have a nice day dear

I slept @3am woke at 6am took tramadol and I'm "digging it" at work.

kennygee:
I have a horrible headache.

Sorry dear. Try and do it moderately next time.

imoleay0:
I have to share this topic with my pretty ex-girlfriend.

You read my mind, A-Y!!!

DAIL:
We were in BUK together she no fit graduate, drugs is all she is gud at, i hope say she done change....she looks pretty as usual.

Yeah she scores an impressive amount of heroine on a daily basis.
Back then tho'...

Fairgodwin:
fine man. .... fine and rich at the same time? That's double digit blow to ........ (fill in the gap).

...Blow to them balls...talk about sucker punch to the nutt sack.

acecarter:
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If I am not mistaken, you meant "I am a Loser"

Yes! Correct, you are, about being a loser acecarter.

irunoobo:
[size=14pt]That is what they are known for in their region. Drug trafficking and kidnapping. They voted PDP as if their region benefited anything tangible other than a second Niger bridge that is still on paper . They hate others who are willing to sacrifice for a better Nigeria and future of unborn Nigerians. Their hate for other tribe made them vote against their son who is in pole position to be senate president. They are now hiding under Niger delta umbrella to vent their anger about the past. They rather get involved in crimes for survival than vote for change in their misfortunes.

Some of them will brag they don't care about politics but to dominate trade and commerce. Is drug trafficking and kidnapping parts of trade and commerce?

Confused set of haters[/size]

If you hate Igbo's so much, why don't you just ignore them? What you've written adds nothing to your value or worth & certainly doesn't fatten your bank account. Just learn to ignore Igbo's and let them be.

acecarter:
L

L for Loser

ibkgab001:
The bloated body of a policeman, identified simply as Inspector Sapi-run, who jumped into the ocean in Lagos on Tuesday night was, Wednesday evening, recovered. The late Sapirun, who was reportedly attached to Dan Ocean Oil Company, according to eyewitnesses, was seen walking to and fro Ikoyi Bridge screaming that he wanted to die. Most people concluded that he was drunk.

At a point, an eyewitness said, he stood in the middle of the road, but all motorists reportedly avoided him. An eyewitness, who gave his name as Mr. Chionye Maduka, said: “It happened precisely at 9.08pm on Tuesday. “When he saw that no motorist wanted to hit him, he ran close to the newly-constructed Ikoyi Bridge and jumped into the ocean. It was like a movie.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/body-of-policeman-recovered-from-lagos-lagoon/

If actually the uniform was foun on him then he's not an inspector. That's an ASP confirmed.
Wonder what could have driven him to that length.

That's if she's not pulling an "April fool" stunt.

dickrider:
Ni mummy mi

Aight!

dickrider:
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Too many election riggers in igbo land but no matter how hard they try Buhari will emerge our president elect in Jesus Name*********AMEN [/size]

Ewu.