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God please save your children.

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,

Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?

Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution

God bless you!

elantraceey:
This one is too much , she never loved him am sure of that.

I'm really surprised that @ 28 she still reasons like she's a teenager.
I really wonder what people think when they make/take those vows, perhaps they think of the cake, the reception venue, their ex's who may be present, but certainly not those vows. One has to look b4 taking a leap.

kristina1:
Yet you forgot the main thing

Please what's this "Main thing" you speak of?

Lemme consult with my late grand pa.

He smart and wise too.

babyfun:
Beauty indeed runs in the family.

Guys, I'm calling dibs on the second from left.
As a bad sharp guy!

slap1:
Ugly $hemale wannabe! Fool.

He should go for breast augmentation. Idiat.

Fourmatic:
I had a revelation, I saw myself indulging in a sexual activity. It wasn't only me, I was with so many of my friends, both male and female, it was an orgy.
The most intresting thing is that we were all humping and riding one individual, you can call it "Bleep".
We all orgasmed and were absolutely happy as we left the remains of the rather fortunate individual for it predecessors. Our happiness was inestimable.
The receiveing individual is 2015!
We bleeped a lot of fortune, luck and heart desires out of it, thereby, leaving us endlessly happy.
Come on guys let's make it a reality, get your fucking prowess updated and let's climax in 2015.
Happy New Year Nairalanders!

I'm bleeping Ur chick...

Lemme pee pee first.

mistabiola:
Last christmas when I met Barrack Obama , IT was fun though

Linus Mba.

rattlesnake:
The day I will fukc my own wife on xmas

The "big rattler" I hail u!(Prostrates) You don bleep babes taya on Xmas eve. Now na ur main squeeze u wan bleep. Hehehe *Progress*

For me, I can't say it was this year or that year. Though we didn't have much growing up, my parents saw to it that we enjoyed th little we had so...it was always fun. Kudo's to all well meaning parents, unlike those who force their kids to blow themselves up.

Beesluv:
My own is just to eat chicken

Chicken & beer, my dear o!

Evina:
Wow!

Even the idea of a married woman calling another man for money is nauseating, how much more an ex. Some women are so stu.pid! I bet she did it behind her husband. Does she not know she has just rubbished her husband before that ex?

If I were in the lady's husband's shoes, and supposing I find out, I'll call my ex for sex. Think that balances the scale.

SeverusSnape:
NORTHERNERS... Very bloody , violent and heartless people.
Just look at this beautifully innocent girl, It is so unfortunate.

I think it's obvious these people have no regard for the female child. It's either they marry them out @ very tender ages (so men old enuff to be their grandpa's can force their way "in" ) or they force them to be suicide bombers. Nawa o.

Allureoftheseas:
you want help? let me give you alittle tip; tell your gf to buy fanta. tell her not to drink it. she should be alone and do this in her compound. tell her to open the fanta and say the following prayers "my spirit husband, i was told you are disturbing and driving away my lovers, if you are really responsible, i want you to give me space and bless me and stop disturbing my physical lover(call her lovers name) if you do this i will come back fully prepared to please you" after this prayers she should pour the fanta anywhere in her compound. she will have a dream the following night of the spirit husbands leaving. NOTE: this is not permanent freedom. go to a church a strong one and bind the spirit or use a strong native doc to appease the spirit or come to me if ypu cant find any.

Allure, I don't know about everything you just said, but I do know those spirits are usually very strong. My colleague had an encounter with a lady (whom he was supposed to marry) who had a spiritual husband...a very jealous husband. He made love to her on several nights while she lay there with my colleague (at my colleague's place o), both asleep. At some point the spiritual husband even threatened to attack the dude if she didn't stop seeing him. She called off the relationship she had with this colleague of mine and is still single till date...dodging men like Neo dodges bullets in Matrix (the movie).
It just beats me how a spirit will deprive a living being from relationships & marriage.

stardragon:
more pics! needed for an experiment

Yeah right!!! Your Lab na your boxers.

I may decide to throw on the ground, my split kolanut (in 4 equal parts, rep. the four mkt days) and pour a little of my original schnapps (careful not to offend the gods with fake) & pray in a traditional way for good luck & fortune. Still doesn't mean I worship idols...
I guess.

jreyez:
Girls within 18yrs_20 Holla moi

Seems this very educative thread is giving you strange ideas, bro'. . Hehehe *in Sylvestre Stallone's voice*

harrysterol:
Una jst d view no comments I go stop the research o

Sorry bro', I been get dis sudden desire to pee so I been hold my
"big willy" for one hand. Hehehe.

Interesting piece tho'.

Kachisbarbie:
Those ones that wear blue and blue?

That's a very redundant Corps.
They need to revisit their mission and vision statement (If they have one ), I strongly believe/feel they are slowly and surely abberating from it.

......but if they deem this venture propitious, who am I to say otherwise.
I can only hope for the best

Gibu nwa, bekee juru gi onu.

youngdude1:
bros i dont get ur point, living in fear as in?

I'm lost too. What will make some one in Enugu live in fear? Is it BH or incessant bomb blasts or high crime rate

horlabiyi:
The list should be in this order
1) Ibadan
2) Port Harcout
3) Abuja
4) Lagos
5) Kano
6) Warri
7) Uyo
Asaba
9) Calabar
10) Jos
11) Abeokuta
12) Ilorin
Although you won't appreciate that ilorin city until you go there and see how peaceful and nice the city is..............

I noticed you removed Enugu, why? Enugu is very lovely. You should include it in the list.

Beehshorp:
My type of person they call us the cash collectors cos we win almost all our bets

I hear.

TheRealCoolHunK:
He isn't scared of AK-47s this time around? And the guys in camouflage are Airmen; not soldiers.

Correct! Bobs, you sure say you no be force man? Very few people can discern the differnt camo's.

Prowizy2:
A special shout'out to all those ladies that boasted and said they'll get married in 2014. We have two saturdays remaining this year. No hope yet!!!

I'll drink to that.

I'll share with ma babies.

Darkrebel:
WizKid would have won more fans and admiration if he had just gone to sit with regular folks... it would impress and would be seen as humility... maybe ...

even Jay z went to a public bar and sat with regulars ...what's the big deal anyway

Even Ob1nna goes to public bars & seats with regular people daily while enjoying his cold beer.

Ok.



I want to sell my goat, interested?
Holla @ your boy.

amunkita:
Dat gal fine oo, nah edu wife b dat?

Yes, amu nkita, but he snatched her from me
I'm so unhappy that I'm gonna grease my 12 guage mossberg, grab my car keys and drive around town ...in search of 2pac & BIG's killers. IT'S GOING DOWN!!!