~Bluetooth:

Lesbianboy - Battery charger

Laugh don throway me inside well

berem: the day i'll set my eyes on bluetooth i will blow his f**king brains off wif my revolver being the first person to throw insults at me on nairaland.

for where u go see that one.anyway i fit show u go see am

dayokanu:

Mortuary attendee aka dead body : Kasiem

enlightener, orientator, counsellor, - dayokanu

berem: the day i'll set my eyes on bluetooth i will blow his f**king brains off wif my revolver being the first person to throw insults at me on nairaland.

Do I know you ?

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I reserve my comment since no one mentioned my name

By the time idowuogbo arrives....

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maybe most of these ppl being mentioned r really jobless. but this name freecocoa make me trip...very sexy...wonder hw u coined dat name

^^^e don arrive

ifihearam: I reserve my comment since no one mentioned my name

Sure everyone knows that you are militant.

Which hairdresser? Mukina cannot do hair to save a life. I said mukina is a firewood seller. I always go to her to buy firewood at a reasonable price.

if you've not been seeing her at the firewood spot it's because she now sells roasted corn along the MMIA road. it's corn and pea season in Naija.
Guys just dey blow mouth organ any how there now.

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maybe some the ppl metioned r really jobless. but this name 'freecocoa' make me trip...kinda sexy...wonder hw managed to u coined dat name

sexkillz:
190 = Conductor

Mukina = Policewoman

Jambsupport = Stripper

Bluetooth = Okada man.

Mr Cork = My Driver

Freecocoa = Cleaner

Ileke Idi = Nanny

Sagamite = Nepa Official

Ogugua = Lab attendant

idowuogbo = mushin tout

Beaf = eleran (Meat Seller)

Slimyem = Corn Roaster/seller

Odunnu = pepper seller

Seun = Palmwine tapper

Jaybee = Gate Man.

OAM4J = Kidnapper

Jarus = Egbo dealer

Tpia = Market woman

r231 = Truck pusher

ROFLMAO

~Bluetooth:


Do I know you ?

u can ask me that a million times! "Dusting my revolver"

CHESSBOARD: Mention those Nairalander you dont know in real life and Guess, based on NL conversation what you think they do in real life, for me this is what I think these people do for real, If you moniker is mentioned, you can proved us wrong by mentioning your real profession


Politicians: Beaf, Gbawe, Genbuhari, Dede, Billyonaire, ( mind u some may be just politicians crusaders )

Bankers: Afam4eva egift, lagcity, bayoooo,

Journalist: Rossike

Geography Teacher: Musiwa

Information system: dayokanu, bittyend, alh Haram, jason123

Car Merchant: inspired_m

Nanny: Mrs Chima

Beauticians: Ileke-Idi ( another Patricia Eteh )

Models: msdarkskin , freecocoa ( esp 4 black soap )

Herdsmen: lacasa, funkymallam, nagoma

Students: Ogugua88, yieldf, tpia

Work in the TUBE: Shymmex, desola, Rhino.5dm,

Street Hustlers: Kobojunkie, ifihearam, demdem

gigolos: 190, Mr cork, fstranger

Web Gurus: Seun, Mukina, sexkill, OAM4J ( not Hackers)

Herbalist: Okija_juju

Telecom Engineer: CHESSBOARD

Now add yours , who is who for real in NL.

Interesting!

What about meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Beaf - gej PA, Bluetooth- chairman NURTW Alaye branch, ilekedi- lap dancer, Mrs.Chima- Psychiatrist, freecoa- chair lady Onitsha market women ass, 190- cafe attendant, Idowu- restaurant Manager, telwisdom- cleaner, Mr.Cork-car washer, Mynd- sales boy, chimezie-spear parts dealer, brb

berem: u can ask me that a million times! "Dusting my revolver"

izzokay. . .I berra hide then.

seun is a messenger. forget that he claims to own nairaland. he is jst a messenger for d real owner who is hiding frm EFCC.

berem: u can ask me that a million times! "Dusting my revolver"

as if you can even shoot a bird let alone NL militant..lol

Super1759: as if you can even shoot a bird let alone NL militant..lol

Sagamite - A Full Time 'Cretino'


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cretino m. (plural cretinos, feminine singular cretina, feminine plural cretinas)

1) A person affected by cretinism
2) An idio.t

hmmm

centje: seun is a messenger. forget that he claims to own nairaland. he is jst a messenger for d real owner who is hiding frm EFCC.

Hmmm! Can see folks calling others what they actually do/are....

ifihearam: I reserve my comment since no one mentioned my name

So you didn't see where you were listed as BH?

@Topic,Just can't stop laughing,just to satisfy your curiosity FREECOCOA is her own boss .

Sexkillz = Sales boy in a book store

Idowuogbo = Sells crack at a street corner

Slimyam = jobless amebo married to a gate man.

190 = dishwasher in an eatery

Dayokanu = Dry cleaner

Jennykadry = Chairlady of husband beater's association in her neighborhood

Chaircover = Wedding planner\women leader in her church

Ifyalways = Business woman

Seun = Job hunter

Mukina = Owns a football viewing center

Lesbianboy = 5ex machine for sugar mommies

Beaf = GEJ's Errand boy

Gbawe = Lawyer

Okija-juju = Hustling phone repairer at alaba

Bluetooth = Alaye at Cele bus top.

Becomrich - DRY CLEANER.

~Bluetooth:

Lesbianboy - Battery charger

**drags bluetooth closer and breaks small stout bottle on his head**

NB: hurray this is my ''1000th post'' on Nairaland!