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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by AZeD1(m): 11:16pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Na you divorce me?

For reals,i kinda enjoy the fact that many people on here take me to be way older than my real age.cheesy
You kind of enjoy being "Old mama youngi"??
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 11:16pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: But wait o, Idowuogbo, your eyes are very seductive, can I have the honor........
U say? embarassed
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
U say? embarassed
Can I have that singular honor of....making you the Miss BillyOnaire 2012
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by OAM4J: 11:19pm On Jul 26, 2012
sexkillz: 190 = Conductor

Mukina = Policewoman

Jambsupport = Stripper

Bluetooth = Okada man.

Mr Cork = My Driver cool

Freecocoa = Cleaner

Ileke Idi = Nanny

Sagamite = Nepa Official

Ogugua = Lab attendant

idowuogbo = mushin tout

Beaf = eleran (Meat Seller)

Slimyem = Corn Roaster/seller

Odunnu = pepper seller

Seun = Palmwine tapper cool

Jaybee = Gate Man.

OAM4J = Kidnapper

Jarus = Egbo dealer

Tpia = Market woman

r231 = Truck pusher

Frieburger = Pizza delivery

Goldieluks = pure water seller

Odumchi = hunter

Pdude = shoe maker

Born2fuck = Mechanic apprentice

ROTFLMAO grin grin grin

Wait till I kidnap you, I wont release you till I collect N100M cheesy
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 11:20pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Can I have that singular honor of....making you the Miss BillyOnaire 2012
Oh yea! Send ur cv to freecoco@yahoo.com
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Emmy9ite(m): 11:22pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire--cassava bread distrubutor.
Seun--repairs computer
Beaf--graduated millitant from amnesty program. grin grin grin *na joke o*
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Oh yea! Send ur cv to freecoco@yahoo.com
Okay, ASAP!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jul 26, 2012
Emmy9ite: Billyonaire--cassava bread distrubutor.
Seun--repairs computer
Beaf--graduated millitant from amnesty program. grin grin grin *na joke o*
Cassava Bread is replacing wheat Bread for good. Its called Local content. Consume what you produce...
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 11:25pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Dont mind them jarey, they dont know you are 23.
Fail.tongue
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Oh yea! Send ur cv to freecoco@yahoo.com
Idowuogbo, I got mailer daemon that the email dont exist. This is a one-time offer. make it count.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 11:26pm On Jul 26, 2012
A-ZeD:

You kind of enjoy being "Old mama youngi"??
Tah mechie onu undecided
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Fail.tongue
Yea, its a guess, I knew you are younger than 23.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Tgirl4real(f): 11:28pm On Jul 26, 2012
OAM4J:

ROTFLMAO grin grin grin

Wait till I kidnap you, I wont release you till I collect N100M cheesy

Lol grin grin grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 11:28pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Cassava Bread is replacing wheat Bread for good. Its called Local content. Consume what you produce...
Hmmm... Impressive!

Go getter! I likey cheesy

*singing*

I wanna b a billionaire so freaking bad....
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by AZeD1(m): 11:28pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Tah mechie onu undecided
Ogini?
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 11:29pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
She's 21 O! lipsrsealed
Why na?

You want this people to start talking rubbish abi?I dey vex o angry
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Emmy9ite(m): 11:29pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Cassava Bread is replacing wheat Bread for good. Its called Local content. Consume what you produce...
When will we start eating it na? I guess only gej is enjoying it coz u have not distrubuted it to my area..
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 11:30pm On Jul 26, 2012
A-ZeD:

Ogini?
Kedu onye e na kpo "old mama youngi"? angry
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 11:30pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Idowuogbo, I got mailer daemon that the email dont exist. This is a one-time offer. make it count.
Really? Offer? Chill dude! It's no bonanza.

Try again!

* she whispers to Freecocoa*

U get dat mail password? cheesy
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jul 26, 2012
Emmy9ite: When will we start eating it na? I guess only gej is enjoying it coz u have not distrubuted it to my area..
Yea, due to popular demand we are making franchise licenses available in all states and LGAs, but we have stocks at every Shoprite Malls nationwide.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 11:32pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Why na?

You want this people to start talking rubbish abi?I dey vex o angry
U just ripe na!

Ok... I will add more zeros in exchange for password.

I wanna roll wiv billionaires. wink
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 11:32pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Yea, its a guess, I knew you are younger than 23.
Dude I'm 36 that's pretty young na.undecided

We have women of 50 something and unmarried on here,i just don't get why someone will say am a divorcee at this my tender age.cheesy
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Really? Offer? Chill dude! It's no bonanza.

Try again!

* she whispers to Freecocoa*

U get dat mail password? cheesy
Make it count, Friday is 28 minutes away, Lets go to Sailors and burn Friday nite out.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 11:34pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
U just ripe na!

Ok... I will add more zeros in exchange for password.

I wanna roll wiv billionaires. wink
Anything for you,just make sure say that girl na real billionaire o,no be those type wey dey\plan dream to be one till them die undecided
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:35pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Dude I'm 36 that's pretty young na.undecided

We have women of 50 something and unmarried on here,i just don't get why someone will say am a divorcee at this my tender age.cheesy
Hahahahahaha, Dont mind those little people. They dont know nawthing.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by chelseabmw(m): 11:36pm On Jul 26, 2012
190.........Car(Benz) Dealership Owner in Ikoyi

Mr cock....... Sex machine for white girls

Idowu.........Sales girl @ a cyber cafe in Newcastle

Freecocoa.......sales girl @ Oando filling station

Mynd_44......... Drug dealer

Inspired......... Car dealer

Chelseabmw....... Driver to a teacher.............lolxxxx

Justwise......... Travel agent who studied economics

Sexkillz........ Church usher

Born2fuck......... Sex machine for local girls

Ifyalways......... Traveler

Chaircover......... Family woman

Mukina2..............Jobless/Confused worker on Nairaland

Seun...............Business man

Fhemmmy.........car dealer

Dyt.............. Travel agent who carry visa banner all over d street of lag

Vjustice.......... Drop out from VFS/uk embassy

Suxez2005........yahoo boi/travel agent fraudster

Mamagee..........okpo/ashawo

Babes!............ Bank manager

Dayokanu..........works as a cleaner in stamford bridge

1025.......... Sales ticket in stamford bridge

Coogar........cleans arsenal's empty trophy cabinet

Jackpot..... Mad man @ allen avenue

R231..........hawks bread @ london/manchester highway....lol

Femmy2010...... Mechanic @ badagary roundabout

Busybody....... Sex Machine

Luscioustrish....... House wife

Cacrata........... Rice seller

Omolola........ Hawk gala and lacasera @ benin ore road



PLS IF u name wasn't mentioned kindly pm me
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 11:37pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Anything for you,just make sure say [b]that girl na real billionaire [/b]o,no be those type wey dey\plan dream to be one till them die undecided
Billionaire na gal? Na Beaf na! lipsrsealed
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Anything for you,just make sure say that girl na real billionaire o,no be those type wey dey\plan dream to be one till them die undecided
That shouldnt be a problem, I have conquered liquidity....
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 11:38pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Really? Offer? Chill dude! It's no bonanza.

Try again!

* she whispers to Freecocoa*

U get dat mail password? cheesy
Yes i hold am firm,e pin for my brain tight,just run show make we see whether anything fit come out from nazareth abeg.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Emmy9ite(m): 11:38pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Yea, due to popular demand we are making franchise licenses available in all states and LGAs, but we have stocks at every Shoprite Malls nationwide.
thats a good start,,when are u going to start selling ur 'cassava biscuit'?? I overheard someone saying there is cassava body cream,is it true??
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by AZeD1(m): 11:38pm On Jul 26, 2012
freecocoa: Kedu onye e na kpo "old mama youngi"? angry
no vex
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 11:38pm On Jul 26, 2012
Billyonaire: Make it count, Friday is 28 minutes away, Lets go to Sailors and burn Friday nite out.
We gon do dis!

How u want it papi smiley

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