LesbianBoy:
**drags bluetooth closer and breaks small stout bottle on his head**

NB: hurray this is my ''1000th post'' on Nairaland!

LesbianBoy: Beaf ( a member of FREE NEWSPAPER READERS ASSOCIATION) he goes to read about politics and comes on NL to misyarn!

pro01 - English teacher in a secondary school! (this young man can fit nack grammar)


190 - cafe attendant(always online)


Mynd - sales boy (in the same cafe 190 works and is always online)


Lefulefu - apprentice


Bluetooth - jobless student


Fstranger - bricklayer


Mrs chima - sugarmummy


slimyem - hairdresser


freecocoa - student/runs girl


Sexkillz - Usher in church


born2fork - street boy


[size=28pt] Mzdarksin - model (she was the face of Rat poison 2011) [/size]


Michelin89 - Nigerian home video rental club attendant

Adedayo516: By the time idowuogbo arrives....

190: Lesbian boy - computer spare parts seller
Born2phuck - university school student
sexkillz - university school drop out & yahoo boy plus
ogugua - lab attendant
mzdarkskin - sales rep in a shoe shop
chelseabmw - car seller
r231 - hustler
mukina - Full time house wife
Ileke - idi - unmarried and seeking husband
Jennykadry - nursing mom
Tpia - retired head mistress
Idowologbo - sales rep at Mcdonalds leamington spa
Freecocoa - student and runs girl
caracta - Job seeker
bennyraz - phone repairer
mynd_44 - Battery attendant
inspired m - car dealer
kitty kart - all weather
tjiskii - school teacher
iyatrustee - banker
Goldielucks - student/worker @ immigrations
mama-gee - Jobless high school
slimyem - secondary school drop out

more to follow!

190: FOR WHERE

animal

ifihearam: Freecocoa......divorcee
190......Shoemaker
Lacasa..fulani herdsman
Born2fuck....gigolo
Billyonaire...special adviser to GEJ on enjoyment affairs

Sexkills......gateman in 40laptops' office

r231: 190 - Fish & Chip shop town centre cov (2010-2011)
Reason for leaving - sacked for eating battered fish on duty behind the counter - charged for theft, hand him over to immigration and guess what ??

~Bluetooth:


Freecocoa say I be alaye and I supposed you are my battery charger while she is the one driving my personal keke Napep.

CHESSBOARD: Mention those Nairalander you dont know in real life and Guess, based on NL conversation what you think they do in real life, for me this is what I think these people do for real, If you moniker is mentioned, you can proved us wrong by mentioning your real profession


Politicians: Beaf, Gbawe, Genbuhari, Dede, Billyonaire, ( mind u some may be just politicians crusaders )

Bankers: Afam4eva egift, lagcity, bayoooo,

Journalist: Rossike

Geography Teacher: Musiwa

Information system: dayokanu, bittyend, alh Haram, jason123

Car Merchant: inspired_m

Nanny: Mrs Chima

Beauticians: Ileke-Idi ( another Patricia Eteh )

Models: msdarkskin , freecocoa ( esp 4 black soap )

Herdsmen: lacasa, funkymallam, nagoma

Students: Ogugua88, yieldf, tpia

Work in the TUBE: Shymmex, desola, Rhino.5dm,

Street Hustlers: Kobojunkie, ifihearam, demdem

gigolos: 190, Mr cork, fstranger

Web Gurus: Seun, Mukina, sexkill, OAM4J ( not Hackers)

Herbalist: Okija_juju

Telecom Engineer: CHESSBOARD

Now add yours , who is who for real in NL.

ifihearam: Freecocoa......divorcee
190......Shoemaker
Lacasa..fulani herdsman
Born2fuck....gigolo
Billyonaire...special adviser to GEJ on enjoyment affairs

Sexkills......gateman in 40laptops' office

Idowuogbo:
He got deported.

Gbammest#

r231:

Clap for yourself

Btw 190 Nairaland Charity is still reviewing your case, if we can't help you back to Uk, you can always go to Ghana or Abijan

r231:

Clap for yourself

Btw 190 Nairaland Charity is still reviewing your case, if we can't help you back to Uk, you can always go to Ghana or Abijan

freecocoa: Na you divorce me?

For reals,i kinda enjoy the fact that many people on here take me to be way older than my real age.

Jambsupport: chucky234 (danfo driver)
sagamite (drug baron)
slimyem (tailor)
jarus (fitness coach)
d-explorer (GEJ tool)
mukina (full housewife)

Billyonaire: Dont mind them jarey, they dont know you are 23.

Idowuogbo:
She's 21 O!