₦airaland Forum

Samueltemi337:
Says the online fool advising someone to take drugs on empty stomach

Westves:
Doctor pornhanifa, prescription and prognosis laboratories no be that quack Dr for beggars den. After Dr. House, na you

NovusHomo:
U don kee me. I yaff die

Mindlog:
I guess the man is in better place now in prison, the wife dead and buried by now, the 3 children shared to 3 different children residential homes in different parts of the UK till they clock 16 before being moved to semi-independent living.

ishayaauta:
Pay forward not to me, but to a stranger when you have.

Mineisgrace:
Oke loke ni owo afuni n ggbe

4KNGOATS:
No matter how how beautiful they can be laslas na men dey destroy dem

OilandGasMarket:
Do you think Madrid will win today with such odds given to them?

Bintabisiriyu2:
Dey play,
Wasiu will soon message you now pretending to be sonia.

helinues:
@ emboldened is called social conformity which is another form of slavery

chopnaira:
Same as everyone of them that contested in the last presidential election. They are all hard core politicians of the Nigerian political class.

Ikembeku:
More Chicago graduates are being exposed since the HOD Chicago accountant came on board

Rod67:
I don do bricklayer before I entered uni, when I finished high school, my dad sat us down we are 4 boys now 3. And told us he grew up without his dad, cause according to him his dad was late when they conceived him, so he challenged us he went from okada rider to a successful businessman, I took it as a challenge to make my own money, which I eventually did and still doing now

Illegal1:
omoh.........senior man abeg,hw we wn take bliv u now?


last wk,u tell us say u dey broke and u wn go back to ur dorime(yahoo) lifestyle bcus to even see garri soak slf nah wahala for u..

and today u dn bring another story cum..

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this.
He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot.

He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.

Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country (Kenya).

The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.

Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?
The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu!
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