₦airaland Forum

aguiyi1:
it depends on duration before harvest.

i know plantain cant grow to maturity in a year, pls tell us about maturity of the listed crops.

i already have 1 acre of plantain in my village in enugu but time is not letting visit the village frequently so i will like to try something else on this land.

am game please

Plantain is good nah. No stress..

You start reaping maximally after few years..

Agriculture is a money spinner.

I have chosen an area of agric that returns at least 100% investment on land and crops annually by the 3rd year and continuously.

Most busineses drown because of excessive overhead costs. Yes, revenue comes in but costs eat it up. Agriculture is non taxable and only one other business I have seen isn't taxable too.

All your income is profit. Yes profit !

Thank God for the little eye opener since 1 month I have been drawing up business estimates.

I see..

Sharp girl.

Man must wack...

Descartes:
My question is; who is responsible for all these leaks in Tech world?

Ehya, nah me nah...

mencade6:
her pusccccciiiiiii now will be more than abuja/lokoja express way.

Same way many naija ladies operates after fvvvvvvvcking many deeeeeeks they will now catch one mugu to marry them.


Spits

Don't mind them.

nikkymehmeh:
Buh how does dis mean she is playing u?

The vegetable oil though !

menix:
Wait oo, am very sure OP's mum phone is due 4 change buh u see his priority..

D power in OTU is same wiv d power frm Bermuda triangle...

Many guys have ruined their destinies trying to impress ladies.

Smh..

dreydee:
Her parents are stinkingly rich,but she's the independent type.

Haha, thread has closed.

She is a bad girl dancing azonto on your head..

dreydee:
Dear nairalanders, today makes it two Years that my girlfriend and I would be dating, last year on our anniversary, I got her a pair of Zara shoes and she got me ,I think about three pairs of shirts.
Yesterday ,we met at church and gave a paper bag containing some things and wished me happy anniversary, I was excited only to get home and find just provisions in the leather bag. She has been asking me for an iPad and I got her a Samsung galaxy note 10.1, worth #96,000 ( I had to haggle the price from a 100k, I decided to get her younger bro a tecno H6 since tomorrow is his birthday (Dec 3rd) worth 20k,
My fellow nairalanders, should I still give her these gifts, am planning to visit them tomorrow, I think she only wants me for monetary gains, should I get her something cheaper or still give her the gifts ?

Bro, go and open provision store..

Freest:
Got dressed for work at about 7am and was about leaving when my phone rang, it was my neighbour, her name is happiness. A little about her, she is 18yrs beautiful, just finished her ssce and so jobless plus she's been crushing on me, which i discarded cos she's way too young and with her age that's infatuation.
I got her call and it was urgent. Please come i just hurt myself and need help cos no one is at home. Being a good samritan i rushed down holding a bottle of spirit & cotton wool
Got to the gate, pulled my shoes outside, and entered the house. Getting inside she was bleeding mildly,i quickly helped her to clean it up, suddenly she held me and was trying to be funny, it was too Early to be in such mood as i was already getting late for work, so as i was trying to stop her, she held me firm, trying to be free we heard foot steps, it was her dad returning, she quickly asked me to go as her father will kill us both, she opened the back gate, , not knowing what to do, i went through it just with my socks on, the man asked who own the shoes, and the girl said she doesn't know, the man then took the shoes into his room... Now am just like wtf# just got that shoe yesterday with good money. Now, should i go meet the man and collect it? What should i tell him? By the way had to go home to get another shoe. Am on my way to work, late ofcourse

Very simple.

Let the silly girl go and steal the shoes back..

Tell her that you have been taken..

chibwike:
So what should we do.

Make una pray for the confused guy.

He seriously lacks focus. Looks confused.. D bangalee

enkay4love:
Wetin happen?

Your name dey melt my bones.

SunqieOlaT:
Legend!

That's my name !

hazyfm:
[size=38pt]THE GREATEST[/size]

So said R Kelly...

Like that song word to word.

enkay4love:
He looks too lean for his former robust self.

Enkay4love..

Fake effizy dey waste money.

Smh..

We can all dress this way. But it doesn't add money to the pocket. Rather its a waste pipe. I have guys who dress cossier around but they are as stingy as a wall spider..

Make your.money make mistake enter their hands. O boy, nah till 2019 things..

Click what ?

Women, have mercy on us...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttkPMGdWqvs

How many guys won't toast this girl ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wYnKbIRZXs

unibenstudent1:
even kids of now adays know what a cleavage is ..so take a stroll down the strret and report any gal revealing her cleavage to the authorities .

I tot you are a new recruit.

Go and arrest them..

Incarcerate them in your house.

Mologi:
if u dey crush..no crash ooo

ORISIRISI

I thought fine girls dnt crush....
pls o my ppl....
what s the meaning of CRUSH?

CRUNCHies fried Chicken.

unibenstudent1:
question for the king of ur home town?

You no sabi book.

You just learnt a new dictionary word..

From the single mothers I have met, hmmm

No comment..

What is cleavages ?

Beesluv:
Too much money...the problem is how to spend it

Brotherly...

Money good o.

Wadraj:
I thought as much


Thanks to the immune response!

An uneducated guy asked me this very question 3 days ago.

Oga. " E be like say AIDS no dey kill people again like before '' ?

I told him with Ebola and Boko haram, AIDS go dey fear face nah..