₦airaland Forum

JEITO:
She sings with her nose

Cray...

idupaul:
How does this make sure Jonathan loses the 2015 election

Impossicant..

Impossible can't..

Idrismusty97:
So?

I wonder oo.

If dem be world leaders so what ?

If God bless person, e go begin form expert...

Smh..

kelechiMarie:
bía op what's sexy about thís

Trust our bloggers.

The lady in the picture has an anomaly..

Film trick..

Sorry

Photo shop..

neoapocalypse:
Really! educate me further on this

I came here to catch fun..

neoapocalypse:
Okay I belive but it also means you're living in either New guinea , Indonesia or Australia.

Morelia viridis, the green tree python , is a
species of python found in New Guinea ,
islands in Indonesia, and Cape York Peninsula
in Australia .

If an animal or specie is peculiar to an area, it does not mean you cannot see it in other areas or continents.

If I were told, I would not have believed too. The area is close to a swamp.

Moreover my friends in the construction industry see boa constrictures of up to 20 ft in virgin forests inside Nigeria..

neoapocalypse:
Which one be flying phyton , we go soon see kung fu cobra

Bro, if eye no see, ear no dey believe..

Google green tree python...

I saw and believed. Its scales fences at lightening speed.

EroticAngelina:
strong thing

Wish it were true..

Say I do you..

If it takes me up to 5 minutes to collect a girls phone number, that means I won't get it.

One minute bro...

Is Chidimma the only beautiful girl this baby fada has seen ?

Smh..

He wants to defile this girl...

I have met a green python this size in my compound before. Its a flying python. No be film tricks. Its scales walls by flying..

O boy see goose pimples.

One man cannot kill that stuff without a gun.

This python in the picture is a sluggish one that only slides on the ground..

Senators whom their 2 term state governors have threatened to replace their seats in 2015 will sign..

EnlightenedSoul:
Nonsense. How did he cause it?

You are very stu.pid.

When you marry, tell your husband to go to club with your lady friend that you are sick.

Good...

I strongly believe in eating good food daily.

So sperm production or not, bobo suppose chop beta food.. In fact lack of good food is equal to sickness..

Yoghurt , Zobo , akamu with milk, Malt and Peak milk, banana, Apple, orange juice.

mysticgal:
My sister this stuff don happen to me before but not as painfull as ya own.so before going for any wedding ceremony,,definately not the church own but main reception,i eat at home or bring money,incase of story and then i leave my house early to get front seat at the reception hall.i hate the boring church ceremonies wella

Nah only food you sabi ?

Sorry, my wedding will be coming up soon. Your rice and goat meat is guaranteed..

But remember to buy asoebi first.

Nonsense children..

I blame your parents..

MsAnne:
Follow ur heart..!

I'm doing that..

Wonderlands:
thank God i don't have friends because i am not the social type, so it's just i and my girlfriend all alone, no stories for the gods to hear

Gbam, these guys keep exposing themselves everyday and claim to be socially happy people but they all have sad stories..

Smh..

skyprofm:
Last friday my best friend wanted to go clubbing and we agreed to go together with my babe as she was around from school at my place. That evening I started to purge so I asked them to go ahead so as not too disrupt the plans. It was sunday evening that my friend sent me a text apologising for sleeping with my girl claiming they were both drunk and got carried away. Crazy thing is my girl is yet to tell me anything till now. I'm going crazy here. What do I do

She enjoyed it.

But you caused it.

This is the kind of carelessness most guys display with their girls, later one lady will say, " My bf boss is asking me out "...

Letting your guards down isn't a way to life..

Sophyrocks:
Op, you are a very good observer. It seems a lot of guys dnt mind being side boyfriends or assistant boyfriends. I cant count how many guys that have approached me this way. Some say as long as you are not married and your boyfriend has not married you, they are free to chase you and they go for what they want. They believe they could even be better than your boyfriend. I have met a full grown man who said he is ready to pay off my boyfriend so he can marry me. LOL. Ridiculous!! But still, these same guys expect faithfulness from you. Very ironic. Sincerely, they are enemies of themselves. This is how guys help ladies to keep more than one boyfriend.

I don't blame the guy.

You be fine girl..

Charles4075:
Op, you're right about some guys asking those funny questions but not all guys do such. A good example me- I can't date or flirt with a girl who's into a deep relationship with another guy even if she's lying or serious about it, I'll just back off.. But you saying guys are the reason some girls do cheat, I can't agree to that. A cheater will always be a cheater. The guy didn't point a gun to your head for you to cheat on your boyfriend, he's just tempting you. Is like saying the devil is the cause of all our problems in this world. If the devil tells you to sin or do something evil, will you do it? Yes/No?

Which of the sins are you talking about ?

Cheating on her boyfriend is sin.

Sleeping with her boyfriend or fiancee is fornication.

So...

Sister, many men are co..rks and male goats.

I see married men on the streets toasting single, married, widowed or divorced ladies..

I say. What a shame !

People will accost him for touching a woman.

I will be among those people but we go reach like 10..

Faith jumps.

Do you know that by being polite and nice to young men, you can attract a good man to yourself ?

Some ladies act silly even when a descent man greets them not to talk of them greeting one.

" He wants to toast me ", is in her mind..

In as much as me as a man was praying for a wife, I was busy recruiting pretty lady friends like a job agency..

Haha..

So what am I saying in essence ? all my nairaland crushes, stop ignoring any mail from 100 cents..

QMark:
RIP papa, and thank you for giving us P.Square before leaving. Most consistent Nigerian artiste since 2002.

Many fathers have flushed down their own "P.Square" in a cheap gold circle condom.

True bro,

P square are the most consistent Nigerian artistes since they joined the industry.

Rude boy..

RIP old man. You and your wife lived fulfilled lives and gave all Nigerians and Africans a gift of your talented sons..

#tears..

I pity this guy.

Ego no be small amount.