₦airaland Forum

Imagine me moving in a convoy of 5 black range rover jeeps.

And I spot farano standing under the hot sun waiting for keke napep.

If i stop and give her lift, will she reject ?

If i propose to her after one month, will she reject ?

Disclaimer :. The names in this example are not real. They are only a figment of the writer's imagination..

Buhari is a failed project.

Feminists break marriages..

Igbos are intelligent people worldwide..

Say no to ritualists in the southwest..

May God capture the Asian seas from blood suckkng demons.

Those seas have eaten many souls in the past one year.

Skako:
R I P to the brave gallants not cowards as naija soldiers


vote for good governance not for goodluck

buhari for good nation

It will go on record that the govt of GOODLUCK Jonathan ended Boko haram which the government of OBJ nurtured and the govt of Yaradua tried to suppress..

GEJ till 2019..

Yes, I am using a dual sim Phantom.

I don't see myself buying any other phone which is single sim if not my Nokia torch or a pad..

It makes economic sense since our network providers are not reliable and too profit oriented..

If call cheap on GLO, make call with GLO. If internet fast with MTN, browse with MTN, if Etisalat dey dash 15Mb weekly, use Etisalat to get free 30 minutes browsing.

Nah so we see am..

englishmart:
adding politics to romance.... This is political romance... .

Political romance is defind as where elections meet Valentine...

Very biased write up.

From the camp of CHANGE. N50 Change..

Nonsense..

His mates are busy acquiring Private jets, mansions and Universities..

Faibuhari:
Are they going to debate?

Do you want the old man to cry on camera ?

Mhizdominate:
That's the best he could do? Lol,what a stingy fellow

APC people are very stingy.

Remember when Tinubu distributed 4 cups of rice and N200 vegetable oil. It was so shamrles during Christmas..

While Fayose gave big bags of rice and live Chicken.

I prefer a bag of rice from Fayose to recharge card(5 mins call) and T shirt I cannot wear to church.

cramjones:
This is not news. Lots of our supporters are equally obsessed about GMB and Nigeria! More so, Don Jazzy is a confirmed APC man! Youths get Obsessed, it is time for a CHANGE!!!!

-CramJones

If I give you N50 CHANGE, I hope you will keep quiet ?

stillchris:
this gist no pure at all..

No pictures self. Smh..

glimpse33:
there is this girl named Anita that I was dating for two months, in may 2014. immediately she found out I was ibo, she said she hates my tribe with passion, that all we care about is money..money & said it was over. I begged her, that I 'm not like that, besides I was born in Edo state to Ibo parents. eventually she left

l began working hard, got employed at Hi tech construction company, worked there for six months and I finally hammered... got a new apartment, new car & I became the talk of the town.. *not proud*

One Saturday morning, I went to buy airtime, I saw Anita's parent crying and begging their landlord, I went closer , saw some boys throwing out their properties, I asked the landlord why, he said they can't pay their two years rent which was 160k, I rushed home signed a check gave it to the landlord, they returned back their loads and everybody was looking at me. since that day, Anita parents have been calling me their son, and Anita won't let me be. its either she's the one calling, knocking at the door begging me. I was like okay fine, I forgive you. But, she wants us to be together AGAIN...

All I want from you nairalanders is your Advice.. cos I am planning on getting married this year. I need the right woman. THANKS

O boy. Nah your time o. You just gave out N160k like that.

Anyway have done similar stuff. But I wiil advice you to go and buy land. Do due diligence before paying and build yourself a house before that money stops flowing.. I dey yarn you from experience...

Damsel in distress: Many ladies look confused when they see a man they like.

They will start acting like they are new in town. I have observed this severally. Ask her to join you in the car, she will do that in 5 seconds.

Abi the ones way dey wave you to pick them once there is traffic hold up on the road. She will start asking silly questions about her whereabout..

Redoil:
7. What about urinating on their pants
8. Some of them will go as fas 4 months without taking their bath untill they get what they want from the guy.

Lol. Are you okay ?

He should have called the number he was given for details of address and registration modalities.

Simple.. instead of trying hard to get informal with the star.

These set of people are called business destroyers..

I bet you when he gets there, he will complain about the pitch, about the football leather, about the morning tea they were given.

I have met a lot of these set of people. They are good at nothing but want the best.

See how collosal the stu.pid.ity he displayed here is.

gift01:
See the stress Students pass thru just to become something in life. Even now, a Pass is no more accepted AND someone without certificate want to rule NIGERIA. What a big ERROR!

My dear, the university close to me was doing their matric few weeks ago. I sat observing how students were struggling to make it to the matric ground being that there was very hectic traffic on the road leading to the institution that very day.

I ended my soliloquy with this, " This is what they go through and after 4 or 5 years, nothing for them , what a pity "..

If Buhari were to be incumbent, will he conduct a free and fair election if GEJ were to be in the opposition ?

Coup plotter.. he he.

Buhari will fail again .

SeverusSnape:
They should just leave the illiterate alone.
It's now a fact the man possesses no certificate.
I just hope quota system is jettisoned.

He refused to show his certificate.

He refused to participate in a debate.

He prefers townhall meeting.

He refused to travel to US after all the hype by APC that US govt invited him to a strategic symposium.

Buhari and his supporters are mean illiterates..

Adeboye simple dissociated himself from Amaechi's wild allegations.. Wishful thinking...

gawk:
Fiscal Transparency Initiative (FTI) ranks Lagos state as the most corrupt state in Nigeria

www.fti-ng.org/corruption.html

Corruption Gravity Index by States in Nigeria -2014

Download attached document to view ranking state by state.

Jim Agbaje we know.

Vote PDP for Lagos state.

oshyno:
I have always asked : who is sponsoring GMB massive campaign he has been pulling.
We all know Buhari even borrowed money to purchase INEC form and was able to realise only N54m. . How come he is matching PDP money for money in campaign. ?

This is to tell discerning Nigerians that behind the anti corruption posture of Buhari lies a very big deceit. Tinubu and Amaechi doesn't run charity org and definitely wud want sometin in return. Amaechi used Dan Amachere faction of the house of asembly to pass request for N19billion loan he procured . He said the loan was to complete ongoing project and speed up construction of Mono rail. PDP raised red flag asking how can he borrow such amount just some few months to the end of his tenure. Now we know what the money was actually meant for.

Buhari knows the loan was to finance his campaign.
Buhari is not the change we need. QED

Tinubu and Amaechi connection...

jackpot:
Does Keke NAPEP have seat-belt?

Does this look like a joke thread ?

njideoby:
what prevented him (driver) from escaping? Was he on sit belt that tied him down or what? Moreover, there was no door to think that the doors were jammed. I'm confused

He must have been under shock. Or he got hurt while the tricycle tumbled. Escape for him would have meant getting external help.

Wicked policemen. I call them VAMPIRES.

Pastors and their pretty secretaries.

Another angle.

I didn't see anything spectacular here.

Billionaires move in convoys of black BMWs, Mercedes or Range Rovers. Only that can trip me..

mikigen:
These igbo personalities ain't doing bad for the igbo nation and nigeria @ large though am not from that part I respect their hustle and achievements.....To whom much is given much is expected......its only fair to acknowledge them. Don jazzy and genevive! Nice shot!

They will soon marry..

I pity Yoruba youth.

They are taking hooliganism to new heights.

To get a faithful Nigerian wife today is a miracle among young housewives.

Men are not left out. God help us.

A girl will leave you and go and marry another man, later she will start calling you again that she wants to see you.