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AsherStorm:
Jonathan visited obasanjo but obasanjo didn't meet with him...
Hahahha... Very funny

Read well..

https://www.nairaland.com/2089907/breaking-jonathan-secret-meeting-obasanjo

Happy reading.

So much money.

Madam, dont eat alone.

Women can tell stories errn.

But breach of contract bad gan.

Senseless girls crying over their best friends snatching their boyfriends..

They keep introducing people who shouldn't meet each other.

Smh..

This is good news

LIEnus Mba

Ranchhoddas:
They are going to lose a lot of SEDUCERS.

Good step !

Right direction

If I am an usher, i pity some ladies..

Chai, so he died in Primary 5 ?

May his soul RIP.

Amen.

alutacontinua:
That awkward moment when people start taking bigass serious

Abi o..

bigass:
Pls what does he mean by this. He didnt explain but said he regret marrying a good girl like me.



We have sex only on weekends because of my job and I don't give oral. I am very formal when it comes to sex. I married as a virgin

I doubt if your story is true with that big a$s I am seeing.

I am definitely marrying someone with that kind of a$$ but it will be everyday..

I pity ladies who don't have brains.

To them, being beautiful and artificial is all their minds can fathom..

Nothing economically beneficial to them or others..

APC touts no dey ever tire..

jboy73:
Wow.

Op, it depends on the yardstick you use to measure the height one would attain before u say he/she is rich.


A guy with 2 cars, 1 Bungalow and a decent job is fvcking rich!















But certainly not wealthy!

That means I can feed you.

ronald4lif:
To my own understanding there are three classes of riches; the comfortable type, the properly-rich and the wealthy.

The comfortable type is the one who can afford every basics of life, and some extra bit of a luxury lifestyle which may includes; once in a year holiday, some designer wears and got one or two cars but many of them got no property to their name. Their wealth is estimated at 10million naira minimum

The properly-rich are ones who got few landed properties to their names; they go to at least 3 holiday trips a year, got fleet of cars and they hardly shop in a random shop except of course it's a designer brand. These are the main patronisers of the VIP sections of big names night clubs; and yes they are the ones who groove with the most beautiful babes in town. Their net worth is usually not less than a 100million.

Wealthy ones - these are the babas in town, they are globe-trotters, flying first class from one continent to another; today they are in Paris, next day they are in LA, Dubai etc. They have uncountable properties to their names, they are estate owners, and their net worth is in billions or at least half a billion.

There are a few people who live fake lives, like the really wealthy ones but have nothing more than 10million naira savings, especially the today's Naija celebrities. They bag on expensive designer wears, fly first class and some few use most of their savings to purchase posh cars. But in reality they are just comfortable and not wealthy.

Conclusively, for one to be considered as being rich they must have at least a net worth of 10million naira, anyone who has less is a middle class.

This is what I understand about one being rich. Please correct me if I am wrong.

I agree with your N10m benchmark for rich people..

But I will consider it ridiculous to take holidays once a year abroad when one doesnt have a plot of land or live in his own house,(Areas outside lagos). This is one area in which bankers fail. They keep up the fake life till the job is lost.

AgapeCharis:
hehehe
Yes! U can have bucks and still be a poor man.

How?

I guess u've seen some peeps dt were once loaded with cash. Something happened and dey lost all d money and dey COULD NOT reproduce it. Dey became broke from-----till now.
Rich men experience d same poo and within few months dey r back on track. What makes a man rich is his mind. His ability to create wealth with his mind

Seconded...

The ability to bounce back is what matters. The ability to keep prying eyes from knowing that you lost big money via business mistakes..

The ability to stay away from asking for help. Rather you keep helping others even when the cash isn't coming..

All these ugly ladies who waste buckets of yellow paint on their faces before going out..

Smh

omolami:
How can Obj endorse buhari? They were both former,heads of state, therefore obj knows buharis anticidents.A sadist, killer,liar,arrogant,thief,deceiver,religious bigot,wicked a man that is planning vendetta against ibb and same obj.Buhari cannot rule under a democratic setting, he is to rigid and naive.Above all he is an illiterate,who has no records of any academic certificate,a dunce who cannot pronouce Engilsh words accurately.Let him be president in Daura first.Just waiting to see him cry again after his defeat,dig i say cry ,stab himself,commit suicide bec of shame

I hereby award you an honorary doctorate

Jonathan just visited Obasanjo today.

But he won't entertain the evil Buhari and Osinbajo..

That is good news.

Rochas is always a crowd puller.

Aprime:
He Has Changed.. Almost Completely.

He has stopped pretending... Almost completely.

I'm sorry. Am only interested in your title.

Gbam...

obicentlis:
Hmmmm. I fear marriage eh!


I checked your profile and your other thread which you tried to erase, you have been playing guys that came your way with "yes" to their request. Now, you became serious with this guy you married after confessing that you didn't love him as he did.
So many things are not adding or I conclude you caused your problem..

Look inward and know what you did or doing that is causing the disaffection btw u guys. Or I say you need a reorientation from your previous experience with other guys giving them a hardwork of making them love or win you.

Good advice.

Ohwhy:
I just got married recently, not up to two months and its not anything like I imagined. We dated for almost 6yrs before we decided to tie the knot.The man I met and fell in love with was everything I ever wanted in a man. He was caring, selfless, a good listener, very understanding. The man i am now married to is nothing close to the man I dated. This one thinks of himself mostly, he calls me names, hurtful names, names that I find hard to forget even till today. I seem to be talking to myself whenever am talking to him. He raises his voice like he's talking to a kid. It shocks me because he knew my character and my personality before he asked me to marry him yet he did. And now he says these things like they just erupted suddenly. You can imagine your own husband keep mentioning divorce when we are barely 2mnths married. I am not a fan of divorce even if we haven't done our church wedding yet. I am pregnant which makes divorce out of the question for me. But this doesn't seem to bother my husband one bit, he seems to have thought everything out perfectly to his own benefit. Am not happy at all. I don't know how much of this I can take. I wanna do what is best for my baby. This sucks bigtime. What to do? Nairalanders pls help!

There are ladies who are in the habit of hurting men whom they date.

They insult the men, spite them, cheat on them to get back at them. One thing I always tell ladies is this. He might be after your beauty and be nice to you. But after the wedding, he will tell you that he is the head and cannot be controlled by you.

Op, for you to mention that he knew your character before marrying you shows that your character is repulsive to the sane mind but since he has been accommodating it while you guys were dating, you expect him to continue accommodating it after marriage.

Why not work on yourself ?

otil1:
Problem is the large no of youngsters on Nairaland who don't know Buhari.

I personally queued for a whole day to buy essential commodities and ended up getting nothing B'cos the warehouse stock finished b4 it got to about ten persons before me.

Meanwhile, even with WAI people would come with notes from Brigadier and get served

He said he will increase oil price.

He also joined twitter in 2014.

For me, I detest unintelligent people..

I don't know for others..

clevvermind:
Buhari cannot lead Nigeria. He can't solve Nigeria's problem. He doesn't have the clue to do so.

WillyWest:
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Fore sight and business acumen must go hand in hand, Zuckerberg saw it coming, and that's the reason he bought the competition - Instagram.

That's cool.

So he has only twitter to contend with ?

Who owns whattsapp now ?

lirusehn:

i wish i was there. It's gonna be fun

Fun ?

Unless your wife is cuddling you.

Larrylarex:
The Jos Plateau is the largest plateau in Nigeria and owing to its elevation, Jos is the coldest city in Nigeria (about the temperature of California, USA) for example, the temperature here now us about 15°C and it has gone south of 10°C at a point in this winter (Yes it is better referred to as winter, this one don pass ordinary harmattan) Because of this cold weather, people usually does some things that would be considered wild by Lagos standards. I present to you below, a few of
them.

1. Boiling water to brush teeth or do dishes:

Some people actually boil the water they wanted to use for brushing Their teeth or do their dishes because ordinary water will be freezing cold and coupled with the freezing breeze is a no no

2. Ladies wearing socks on ANYTHING they wore:

It is not uncommon seeing 'Big girls' wearing socks on office suits and skirts, even after dressing for an owanbe party, socks and gloves were freely worn on the Ankara and lace attires. In short, their is no dressing that's weird here, anything goes
PS: Weird dressing doesn't exclude men too o! I saw a man yesterday that wore a sweater over his shirt before putting on the suit jacket

3. Purposely Staying under the sun:

You'll see people intentionally staying under the sun as soon as it comes out just to feel the warmth of the greatest source of energy.

4. Bathing with boiled water:

I dare say that there is nobody I mean NOBODY in this Jos that has the effrontery to bath with ordinary water as history has it that some people actually froze to their death when they tried it in times past.

5. Putting on electric stove in the bedroom:

because of the unusual cold, some people will put on the electric stove at night just so they can be warm throughout the night.

6. Sleeping with more than two pieces of clothing on:

Its a common thing if people slept dressing like an astronaut, I mean with two trousers, two shirts, one Cardigan, head warmer and hear muffs, Hand gloves and socks all under a cover cloth/duvet! Lil!

If you're staying on the Jos or Taraba plateau please add yours


Iamlarex

I challenge you on number 4. I actually dated a lady who baths with cold water during this season in Jos and kaduna.

She was born during harmattan in Kaduna which shares the same temperatures with Jos.

jeffizy:
The one they rabidly call 'old fool' , 'ugly one' , etc has suddenly turned to a BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.

A classic definition of the true meaning of Godfather.

Ile l'apoti n joko de'di
Ebora Owu, long shall you live.

How did he turn to a beautiful ?

I am sure Jonathan won't make that visit if Obasanjo didn't appear at his daughters wedding.

Ksslib:
Smh

Clueless actors + clueless Otueke man = **you know the rest**

This country is a joke. *spits* We need things to Change.

We are tired of suffering and smiling.

All the bad belle in this thread is because the money no reach you..

If ordinary N500k reach you now, you won't mention GMB with your mouth till eternity. You will say GMB, Go and Die.

Lindajohn:
u never jam.... U go see trouble run... No try me...

Oya, where is the venue ?

Hazardd:
if your sister is one of the chibok girl.
Will you vote him?

Is Jonathan the one who kidnapped them or is it disciples of your brother Yusuf ?

Most Northern religious bigots have a serious mental problem. You created a problem, started killing people unprovoked and you start blaming an innocent man for your stu.pidity. To you, boko haram was not a serious issue when churches and Christians were being bombed even on Christmas day services, now that the churches have fled and you are the victim.of what you created, it has become a campaign strategy.

Thesame way you lay claim to.leadership on a country your region isn't contributing up to 5% of.national.resources.