@anus sorry ayus man

How you take know say na the same boxers. _{you boxer sniffing pervert.} make I no catch you for my wardrobe again o. _{kicks ayus in the groin and watch him rolling on the floor.}

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in
or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give
you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty
years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back
ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you
a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life
you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back
the other forty?' And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry
and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man
said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the
forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the
dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why for our first
twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years
we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten
years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been
explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information. I'm doing it as a public service.

laugh cries laughs _{jumps up and dances around the house MTN style}


which stage i dey now. ^coogkey (cowdogmonkey)

Sorry guyz, forgot to give you situation report on my own end

5hrs after my flight took off, i found my self in cuba. damn the chicks were wonderful!

all i've been doing is bla bla bla bla and bla chicks on the queue.

the chronic is damn harsh, not compared to dat of warri sha.

^{*phone beeps*}

sorry i've got anoda chick coming up ma room.

last i heard, ben was coping with anusman. i wish them a gud life 2gedda.

for the mean time i'll be in touch from here.

_{*ding dong (the door bell)*}

gotta go guyz, got bizness to take care of.

u and chicks make the mother hen come catch u!

U don meet ur nemesis at last

Am in California now

Me deh kilimonjaro. I don join en tanzanites.

wat happened to kuvuki.

were u exiled?

Anusman discovered my family compound.

lol sweetie wat a witty comment

thanks for shiftn our base to tanzania

Yeah honnie. I do things 4 d good of d family.

. . . . and leave ur villager _{eg saucekid} to their doom

, damn it.

sauce is next on his list.

better run 4 ur dear life