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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 6:21pm On Sep 08, 2012

^^^^

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Adecement2: 7:31pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:
^^^^

for where...I no go trip,keep on eyein me...

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 08, 2012

Adecement2: for where...I no go trip,keep on eyein me...

oopsie!!!! it wasnt meant for you tongue

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 8:42pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:

oopsie!!!! it wasnt meant for you

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:46pm On Sep 08, 2012

dopeJemi:

.....

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:52pm On Sep 08, 2012

A man walks into a jewellery store, looking at beautiful wedding rings.As he bends over the glass
counter to have a closer look at the ring he farts hoping that the shop assistant did not hear the fart,the man asks:"how much is the ring?".The shop assistant look at him and says:"if you farted by just seeing the ring won't you poo yourself if I tell you the price?"

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 9:05pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:
A man walks into a jewellery store, looking at beautiful wedding rings.As he bends over the glass
counter to have a closer look at the ring he farts hoping that the shop assistant did not hear the fart,the man asks:"how much is the ring?".The shop assistant look at him and says:"if you farted by just seeing the ring won't you poo yourself if I tell you the price?"

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:15pm On Sep 08, 2012

Wtf?? Where d hell av i been? Dis thread rocks.. Good job vicky! grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Adecement2: 9:26pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:

oopsie!!!! it wasnt meant for you

am nt buyin dat,its 4 me

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Kassidy90(m): 9:29pm On Sep 08, 2012

Route 1 nonni.....

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:40am On Sep 10, 2012

booqee: Wtf?? Where d hell av i been? Dis thread rocks.. Good job vicky!

thanks sweerie.... cheesy

Adecement2: am nt buyin dat,its 4 me

... late already tongue

Kassidy90: Route 1 nonni.....

u can say that again!!!! cool

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 10:27am On Sep 10, 2012

love letter between BUNMI AND BOOQEE

Classic...
Bunmi

Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,

Booqee

REPLY
Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood. grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 5:49am On Sep 11, 2012

@vicky me go folow route 3

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 6:50am On Sep 11, 2012

Acidosis: @vicky me go folow route 3

Olodo!!

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:05pm On Sep 11, 2012

Acidosis: @vicky me go folow route 3

....fail

pearl~hapi:
Olodo!!

..confirm 1 grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chibest2000(m): 3:11pm On Sep 11, 2012

Na route 1

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:35pm On Sep 11, 2012

Akpors goes to the post office, he buys an envelope from the cashier and then screams into envelope.

The cashier asks him,

"why are u screaming into the envelop"

Akpors answers,

"I am sending a voice mail"
cheesy

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:37pm On Sep 11, 2012

chai!!! MUGULO.....head o

grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:40pm On Sep 11, 2012

Irony of life:

The Lawyer hopes you get in trouble

The Doctor hopes you fall ill

The police hopes you become a criminal

The Coffin Maker wants you dead!

Only the thief prays for you to make it in life....

Just Imagine! cry

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by kinadex(m): 6:24pm On Sep 11, 2012

wat is d reward 4 correct answer? kiss

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by EZESMS(m): 8:05pm On Sep 11, 2012

~vicky~:
Hello Nairalanders

let's play this lovely game....though is not a joke...u would find it interesting
please no derailing @ Mugulo, Larride and crew

You are to rescue the lady in the pit and was given this map to trace your route to her.

Which of the holes will u pass through?

1, 2 or 3.

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 10:34pm On Sep 11, 2012

~vicky~:
Irony of life:

The Lawyer hopes you get in trouble

The Doctor hopes you fall ill

The police hopes you become a criminal

The Coffin Maker wants you dead!

Only the thief prays for you to make it in life....

Just Imagine!

vicky whatz ur twitter handle??

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 10:41pm On Sep 11, 2012

Emmy9ite: vicky whatz ur twitter handle??

am seeing you ooooo well done

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 10:54pm On Sep 11, 2012

pearl~hapi:
Olodo!!

hmm..dear I didn't post that.. an idio. t did after gainin access to my acct..
still tryin 2 sort it out cos my email was changed..

shey you're fine?

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 11:00pm On Sep 11, 2012

pearl~hapi:
am seeing you ooooo well done

hehehe. Backyard runz wink

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:03pm On Sep 11, 2012

Acidosis:
hmm..dear I didn't post that.. an idio. t did after gainin access to my acct..
still tryin 2 sort it out cos my email was changed..

shey you're fine?

am gud dear just that I just found emmy is doin bakyard runz ryt under my nose*sobs

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:04pm On Sep 11, 2012

Emmy9ite: hehehe. Backyard runz

divorce noni[on the wày]

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 11:10pm On Sep 11, 2012

pearl~hapi:
am gud dear just that I just found emmy is doin bakyard runz ryt under my nose*sobs

I noticed that too and am also not happy seeing him with my vicky..

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 11:10pm On Sep 11, 2012

pearl~hapi:
divorce noni[on the wày]

Ahhhhh!! Abeg abeg abeg, you know u are the only cockroach in my cupboard, i love you with all my muscle

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:14pm On Sep 11, 2012

Emmy9ite: Ahhhhh!! Abeg abeg abeg, you know u are the only cockroach in my cupboard, i love you with all my muscle

lmao•you are just talking ooo•my mindz made up!Í shall find anoder bobo

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 11:28pm On Sep 11, 2012

pearl~hapi:
lmao•you are just talking ooo•my mindz made up!Í shall find anoder bobo

okay i will stick with vicky then. I now formally declare my love for vicky!!! *cheers* *cheers*

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 11:35pm On Sep 11, 2012

Emmy9ite: okay i will stick with vicky then. I now formally declare my love for vicky!!! *cheers* *cheers*

This is a joke, right?

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