Here are 21 unorthodox things ‘classy’
Nigerian women have done in their
quest to bag a husband! Some are
bizzare, some are skanky and some are downright sad…but if you’re willing to
try anything and getting a husband is
the only activity left on your bucket list,
you might wanna try a few! (Men
beware) #Not for the fainthearted…
In no particular order: 1. Snatching a friend or relation’s
man: All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to
locking their phones, hiding their men
and coding their gist from so-called
friends cos it’s a jungle out there… 2. Re-inventing themselves: Pretence is the order of the day. No man wants
to tame the shrew or teach the
inexperienced or make an honest
woman out of a dishonest one so once
marriage is desired, women package
themselves in pseudo, ready-made, easy-to-use, highly desirable packages.
After marriage, what you see is what
you get! #stepfordwifemode 3. Trapping him with pregnancy: This used to be the old school method of
getting a man to propose. From
skipping the pill to seducing the man or
getting him drunk when she was
ovulating, a woman usually knew she
had the man where she wanted him once she missed her period even if
there was no commitment. Now the
guys are saying YES to baby mamas
and YES to child support. Are the girls
deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up
their game by involving the parents and you know parents don’t like
scandals… 4. Praying&Fasting:This would presumably be an honourable means of
obtaining a husband but sometimes the
prayers are offered up to deities other
than God& other times it becomes a
song permanently on repeat… 5. Taking his photograph to Cele church for a prophetess to pray over or
a powerful Alfa. Heard it works like a
charm… 6. Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba. Guys disposing of your
condoms yourself is not such a bad
idea… 7. Outright Jazz! My friends recently gisted me ’bout how a tied up, live
pigeon had been discovered in a
friend’s sister-in-law’s box. The woman
confessed to using jazz and said she
hadn’t been sure if the guy would
actually propose so she took the necessary precaution… 8. Putting love potion in his food! This is classic and timeless but shouldn’t
it be called a ‘compelling’ potion?
Because in this case, love na by force! 9. Saying YES to a man you despise! A woman has two classes of men usually
on her case. The ‘correct’ guys and the
‘disgos’. The disgos usually end up as
magas or rebounds but many a woman
has shocked a despondent toaster with
a sudden ‘Yes’ and men have agreed that truly there is nothing God cannot
do! 10. Proposing to a guy! Yes it does happen… (Who wears the engagement
ring?) 11. Toasting a man’s family so they
make the decision for him! A friend complained that a girl he detested had
over the months gotten close to his
family. Lavishing on them, cooking for
them and basically being their ‘go-to’
girl and now his mum had put her foot
down that he had to break up with his girlfriend and marry little-miss-went-
home-to-mama depending on how
much power the family wields, their
word may be final… 12. Asking daddy to get you a
husband! If daddy’s a big shot, arranging a husband for you is usually
as easy as pie and some men would sell
their souls for a large chunk of daddy’s
money so both parties are happy… 13. Being your man’s maga! Some women believe that when you finally
get a man to be interested in you,
spoiling him and overlooking his every
fault would get you into a white gown
faster than an okada chased by
LASTMA! Some men don’t mind a woman who houses them, clothes
them, feeds them, gives ‘em pocket
money, never gets upset with them
even when they misbehave and cleans
up after them with little or no
contribution from them… Living the dream 14. Giving him unlimited freedom as
long as he proposes: “Tell me I’m number one baby, tell me I’m the future
mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi
or Ngozi!” Women used to wanna be
the one AND ONLY in their man’s life,
now being the number one is good
enough… 15. Polishing up a low class, barely educated brother in exchange for a
ring! The deal is simple, you send your
cleaner, gateman or driver to night
school, you give him language lessons,
you take him to buy some new clothes
and deodorant and teach him to call you honey instead of madam and in
exchange, he gets to marry you, share
an expensive bedroom and never
worry about his bills ever again! 16. Revamping yourself: Change your ward-robe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload
of brazilian hair, study the karma-sutra,
do a vaginoplasty and change the age
on your birth-certificate to read 22.
Botox, plastic surgery, a compulsory
gym membership and ‘body magic’ also indicated! 17. Becoming a worker in church! Rumour has it that men go to church to
marry, the same rumour also reveals
that ‘Greeters’, ‘Ushers’ and ‘Lead
Soloists’ have the best exposure…praise
the Lord! 18. Moving to a new town or part of town so that you are the ‘new girl’. This always peaks the men’s interest
and at the same time you get to run
away from your past and the ‘old maid’
labels! Combine this with number 16
above and ooh la la! 19. Going for ‘deliverance’ from a spirit husband and sowing a big
‘marriage’ seed in church! Giving your
possessions to the poor, giving a
sacrificial offering or just giving one
thing to God that would make you
weep… 20. Abandoning your hopes, dreams and ambitions! I’ve heard people say
that women looking for a prince
charming live unrealistic dreams,
virgins are old-school, overly educated
women are proud, rich women are not
submissive, ambitious women are conceited, women with demanding
jobs won’t have time for their families,
women who want a faithful man are
deluded and women who don’t get
pregnant before wedlock have
something wrong with their plumbing! So forsake the masters, don’t even
dream of a PhD, quit your job, give
away all your money and surely a
husband will come… And if all else
fails… 21. Marry a married man! He could be your friend’s husband, your sister’s
husband, your cousin’s husband, your
colleague’s husband, even your
mother’s husband if you like! Can you
blame these women? The average guy
has commitment phobia or is out to play till he is all spent before he settles
down or is waiting to make his first ’5
million’ before saying ‘I do’. Even a man
with no future ambition or class, much
less finances still knows he could have
his pick of the best women out there, once he announces he is looking to
settle! The last census showed a
female-dominated demographic with
more women per eligible bachelor.
Family and society constantly put the
woman in hot water making her personal successes irrelevant till she
bags a man. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS

noted

Okay

No need for another woman bashing thread. We got too many of those to last us a lifetime.
Instead of putting down, let's lift each other up!
Instead of insulting theses women, let's appreciate the sacrifices, sufferings and misfortunes they go thru just to find a man that appreciates them.

Who wrote this? @OP.. If u did, it's Epic. Kudo's

Epic wetin?

The fact as it is.... Nice

Mynd_44: Epic wetin?

ogini?

bennyraz: ogini?

You call copy-paste epic? Abeg

justirich: Here are 21 unorthodox things ‘classy’
Nigerian women have done in their
quest to bag a husband! Some are
bizzare, some are skanky and some are downright sad…but if you’re willing to
try anything and getting a husband is
the only activity left on your bucket list,
you might wanna try a few! (Men
beware) #Not for the fainthearted…
In no particular order: 1. Snatching a friend or relation’s
man: All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to
locking their phones, hiding their men
and coding their gist from so-called
friends cos it’s a jungle out there… 2. Re-inventing themselves: Pretence is the order of the day. No man wants
to tame the shrew or teach the
inexperienced or make an honest
woman out of a dishonest one so once
marriage is desired, women package
themselves in pseudo, ready-made, easy-to-use, highly desirable packages.
After marriage, what you see is what
you get! #stepfordwifemode 3. Trapping him with pregnancy: This used to be the old school method of
getting a man to propose. From
skipping the pill to seducing the man or
getting him drunk when she was
ovulating, a woman usually knew she
had the man where she wanted him once she missed her period even if
there was no commitment. Now the
guys are saying YES to baby mamas
and YES to child support. Are the girls
deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up
their game by involving the parents and you know parents don’t like
scandals… 4. Praying&Fasting:This would presumably be an honourable means of
obtaining a husband but sometimes the
prayers are offered up to deities other
than God& other times it becomes a
song permanently on repeat… 5. Taking his photograph to Cele church for a prophetess to pray over or
a powerful Alfa. Heard it works like a
charm… 6. Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba. Guys disposing of your
condoms yourself is not such a bad
idea… 7. Outright Jazz! My friends recently gisted me ’bout how a tied up, live
pigeon had been discovered in a
friend’s sister-in-law’s box. The woman
confessed to using jazz and said she
hadn’t been sure if the guy would
actually propose so she took the necessary precaution… 8. Putting love potion in his food! This is classic and timeless but shouldn’t
it be called a ‘compelling’ potion?
Because in this case, love na by force! 9. Saying YES to a man you despise! A woman has two classes of men usually
on her case. The ‘correct’ guys and the
‘disgos’. The disgos usually end up as
magas or rebounds but many a woman
has shocked a despondent toaster with
a sudden ‘Yes’ and men have agreed that truly there is nothing God cannot
do! 10. Proposing to a guy! Yes it does happen… (Who wears the engagement
ring?) 11. Toasting a man’s family so they
make the decision for him! A friend complained that a girl he detested had
over the months gotten close to his
family. Lavishing on them, cooking for
them and basically being their ‘go-to’
girl and now his mum had put her foot
down that he had to break up with his girlfriend and marry little-miss-went-
home-to-mama depending on how
much power the family wields, their
word may be final… 12. Asking daddy to get you a
husband! If daddy’s a big shot, arranging a husband for you is usually
as easy as pie and some men would sell
their souls for a large chunk of daddy’s
money so both parties are happy… 13. Being your man’s maga! Some women believe that when you finally
get a man to be interested in you,
spoiling him and overlooking his every
fault would get you into a white gown
faster than an okada chased by
LASTMA! Some men don’t mind a woman who houses them, clothes
them, feeds them, gives ‘em pocket
money, never gets upset with them
even when they misbehave and cleans
up after them with little or no
contribution from them… Living the dream 14. Giving him unlimited freedom as
long as he proposes: “Tell me I’m number one baby, tell me I’m the future
mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi
or Ngozi!” Women used to wanna be
the one AND ONLY in their man’s life,
now being the number one is good
enough… 15. Polishing up a low class, barely educated brother in exchange for a
ring! The deal is simple, you send your
cleaner, gateman or driver to night
school, you give him language lessons,
you take him to buy some new clothes
and deodorant and teach him to call you honey instead of madam and in
exchange, he gets to marry you, share
an expensive bedroom and never
worry about his bills ever again! 16. Revamping yourself: Change your ward-robe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload
of brazilian hair, study the karma-sutra,
do a vaginoplasty and change the age
on your birth-certificate to read 22.
Botox, plastic surgery, a compulsory
gym membership and ‘body magic’ also indicated! 17. Becoming a worker in church! Rumour has it that men go to church to
marry, the same rumour also reveals
that ‘Greeters’, ‘Ushers’ and ‘Lead
Soloists’ have the best exposure…praise
the Lord! 18. Moving to a new town or part of town so that you are the ‘new girl’. This always peaks the men’s interest
and at the same time you get to run
away from your past and the ‘old maid’
labels! Combine this with number 16
above and ooh la la! 19. Going for ‘deliverance’ from a spirit husband and sowing a big
‘marriage’ seed in church! Giving your
possessions to the poor, giving a
sacrificial offering or just giving one
thing to God that would make you
weep… 20. Abandoning your hopes, dreams and ambitions! I’ve heard people say
that women looking for a prince
charming live unrealistic dreams,
virgins are old-school, overly educated
women are proud, rich women are not
submissive, ambitious women are conceited, women with demanding
jobs won’t have time for their families,
women who want a faithful man are
deluded and women who don’t get
pregnant before wedlock have
something wrong with their plumbing! So forsake the masters, don’t even
dream of a PhD, quit your job, give
away all your money and surely a
husband will come… And if all else
fails… 21. Marry a married man! He could be your friend’s husband, your sister’s
husband, your cousin’s husband, your
colleague’s husband, even your
mother’s husband if you like! Can you
blame these women? The average guy
has commitment phobia or is out to play till he is all spent before he settles
down or is waiting to make his first ’5
million’ before saying ‘I do’. Even a man
with no future ambition or class, much
less finances still knows he could have
his pick of the best women out there, once he announces he is looking to
settle! The last census showed a
female-dominated demographic with
more women per eligible bachelor.
Family and society constantly put the
woman in hot water making her personal successes irrelevant till she
bags a man. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS

Lol

Mynd_44:
You call copy-paste epic? Abeg

who wrote this? @OP.. If u did, it's epic.

bennyraz: who wrote this? @OP.. If u did, it's epic.

he did not write this that's why its not epic

Isn't this article from ynaija.com?

purplekayc:



Lol

are u high? Must u quote all these to show us it's funny. Get a job.

[quote author=gree-die]The fact as it Is


Seconded!


.... Nice


Absolutely!