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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Breezy90(m): 5:52pm On Aug 30, 2013
Helo guys I am new on dis thread I am a pharmacy student unilag 200..any pharm here
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 7:20pm On Aug 30, 2013
Breezy90: Helo guys I am new on dis thread I am a pharmacy student unilag 200..any pharm here



can you tell me the prospects of pharmaceutical microbiology in naija
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 7:37pm On Aug 30, 2013
Breezy90: Helo guys I am new on dis thread I am a pharmacy student unilag 200..any pharm here


i was admitted to study pharmacy in UNIPORT
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Breezy90(m): 8:54pm On Aug 30, 2013
Samgreguc:
i was admitted to study pharmacy in UNIPORT
congrats
bro as men of honour we join hands
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 8:57pm On Aug 30, 2013
Breezy90: congrats
bro as men of honour we join hands
Enlighten me on pharmacy mode of operation.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 11:43pm On Aug 30, 2013
Samgreguc: Any pharmacist in da house?
yup yup bro. Congrats on your admission. Rx aint funny, gotta brace up. Gracias
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 11:44pm On Aug 30, 2013
Samgreguc:
Enlighten me on pharmacy mode of operation.
it varies from school to school.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrKlever(m): 12:25am On Aug 31, 2013
I rep Ife pharmacy. pharmacists hit me up 28ff9aef @bbm or uglyboi15 @2go
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrKlever(m): 12:25am On Aug 31, 2013
I rep Ife pharmacy. pharmacists hit me up 28ff9aef @bbm or uglyboy15 @2go
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by CHANDEL(m): 4:39am On Aug 31, 2013
ayopo10: any physios in d house... am in my first year... physiotherapy unilag... just wanna knw d prospects of physiotherapy in nigeria
welcome on board
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:41pm On Aug 31, 2013
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Amb Fitsaint: Make all the medics and paramedics thank God for me ooo.
I am officially admitted into the great Oba awon university,ile-ife to start the 6-year medical race afresh.
God is indeed faithful. The Lord has made me a testimony after 3 years of hoping. To yet to be admitted medics.. Keep hope alive. God is able
wow!!! Congratulations![color=#006600]
Amb Fitsaint: Make all the medics and paramedics thank God for me ooo.
I am officially admitted into the great Oba awon university,ile-ife to start the 6-year medical race afresh.
God is indeed faithful. The Lord has made me a testimony after 3 years of hoping. To yet to be admitted medics.. Keep hope alive. God is able
wow!!! Congratulations!
Amb Fitsaint: Make all the medics and paramedics thank God for me ooo.
I am officially admitted into the great Oba awon university,ile-ife to start the 6-year medical race afresh.
God is indeed faithful. The Lord has made me a testimony after 3 years of hoping. To yet to be admitted medics.. Keep hope alive. God is able
wow!!! Congratulations!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:42pm On Aug 31, 2013
Samgreguc:
i was admitted to study pharmacy in UNIPORT
congrats bro!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:47pm On Aug 31, 2013
D_BestDoc:

Congaratulations!!!
I wish other aspirants testimonies as this
AMEN!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:50pm On Aug 31, 2013
afobam: #Testimony#..praise the living jesus!I have been admitted into OAU for a six years course... Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed) Ebami gbe oruko olorun tobi Alihamdulilah..tanx to all the boss in the house for the inspiraion, I sight ma guy VINCENT
OLUWA OSE oooooooooooo... congratulations!
afobam: #Testimony#..praise the living jesus!I have been admitted into OAU for a six years course... Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed) Ebami gbe oruko olorun tobi Alihamdulilah..tanx to all the boss in the house for the inspiraion, I sight ma guy VINCENT
OLUWA OSE oooooooooooo... congratulations!
afobam: #Testimony#..praise the living jesus!I have been admitted into OAU for a six years course... Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed) Ebami gbe oruko olorun tobi Alihamdulilah..tanx to all the boss in the house for the inspiraion, I sight ma guy VINCENT
OLUWA OSE oooooooooooo... congratulations! Am happy for you all!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:55pm On Aug 31, 2013
Boluzie: it wil b very ungrateful of me if i don't share wat d lord has done 4 me wit u guys.ave just bin admitted 2 study mbbs at lagos state university college of medicine.so happy...
I thank God for you... Congrats!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(m): 1:33pm On Aug 31, 2013
congrats to all.......... amb fistant and afobam...

boluzie and samgreguc.....

and others too!!!!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by aliandro(m): 2:00pm On Aug 31, 2013
@glowinshyn,i took tym 2 read 80% of all ur postz on nairaland.4rm dere i gat ur nomenclature and all ur contributionz 2 d thread of university of benin and our honourable thread.........More power 2 ur elbow!!!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:08pm On Aug 31, 2013
CONGRATS to all newly admitted medical school, u've finally conquered d rigorous admission process in dis country.
Here are some important things you need to know b4 u start this journey:
Simple enough, here
are 50 things you
wish you knew before
starting medical
school.
1. If I had known
what it was
going to be
like, I would
never have
done it.
2. You’ll study
more than you
ever have in
your life.
3. Only half of
your class will
be in the top
50%. You have
a 50% chance
of being in the
top half of your
class. Get used
to it now.
4. You don’t need
to know
anatomy before
school starts.
Or pathology.
Or physiology.
5. Third year
rotations will
suck the life out
you.
6. Several people
from your class
will have intimate relationships
with each
other. You
might be one of
the lucky
participants.
7. You may
discover early
on that
medicine isn’t
for you.
8. You don’t have
to be AOA or
have
impeccable
board scores to
match
somewhere –
only if you’re
matching into
radiology.
9. Your social life
may suffer
some.
10. Pelvic exams
are teh suck.
11. You won’t be a
medical student
on the surgery
service. You’ll
be the retractor
bitch.
12. Residents will
probably ask
you to retrieve
some type of
nourishment for
them.
13. Most of your
time on
rotations will be
wasted. Thrown
away. Down the
drain.
14. You’ll work with
at least one
attending
physician who
you’ll want to
beat the shit
out of.
15. You’ll work with
at least three
residents who
you’ll want to
beat the shit
out of.
16. You’ll ask a
stranger about
the quality of
their stools.
17. You’ll ask post-
op patients if
they’ve farted
within the last
24 hours.
18. At some point
during your
stay, a
stranger’s
bodily fluids will
most likely
come into
contact with
your exposed
skin.
19. Somebody in
your class will
flunk out of
medical school.
20. You’ll work 14
days straight
without a single
day off.
Probably
multiple times.

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:12pm On Aug 31, 2013
21. A student in
your class will
have intimate relationships with
an attending or
resident.
22. After the first
two years are
over, your
summer breaks
will no longer
exist. Enjoy
them as much
as you can.
23. You’ll be sleep
deprived.
24. There will be
times on certain
rotations where
you won’t be
allowed to eat.
25. You will be
pimped.
26. You’ll wake up
one day and
ask yourself is
this really what
you want out of
life.
27. You’ll party a
lot during the
first two years,
but then that
pretty much
ends at the
beginning of
your junior
year.
28. You’ll probably
change your
specialty of
choice at least
4 times.
29. You’ll spend a
good deal of
your time
playing social
worker.
30. You’ll learn that
medical
insurance
reimbursement
is a huge
problem,
particularly for
primary care
physicians.
31. Nurses will
treat you badly,
simply because
you are a
medical
student.
32. There will be
times when
you’ll be
ignored by your
attending or
resident.
33. You will
develop a thick
skin. If you fail
to do this,
you’ll cry often.
34. Public
humiliation is
very
commonplace in
medical
training.
35. Surgeons are
assholes. Take
my word for it
now.
36. OB/GYN
residents are
treated like
shit, and that
shit runs
downhill. Be
ready to pick it
up and sleep
with it.
37. It’s always the
medical
student’s fault.
38. Gunner is a
derogatory
word. It’s
almost as bad
as racial slurs.
39. You’ll look
forward to the
weekend, not
so you can
relax and have
a good time but
so you can
catch up on
studying for the
week.
40. Your house
might go
uncleaned for
two weeks
during an
intensive exam
block.
41. As a medical
student on
rotations, you
don’t matter. In
fact, you get in
the way and
impede
productivity.
42. There’s a fair
chance that you
will be
physically struck
by a nurse,
resident, or
attending
physician. This
may include
slapped on the
hand or kicked
on the shin in
order to
instruct you to
“move” or “get
out of the way.”
43. Any really bad
procedures will
be done by
you. The
residents don’t
want to do
them, and
you’re the low
man on the
totem pole.
This includes
rectal
examinations
and digital
disimpactions.
44. You’ll be
competing
against the best
of the best, the
cream of the
crop. This isn’t
college where
half of your
classmates are
idiots.
Everybody in
medical school
is smart.
45. Don’t think that
you own the
world because
you just got
accepted into
medical school.
That kind of
attitude will
humble you
faster than
anything else.
46. If you’re in it
for the money,
there are much
better, more
efficient ways to
make a living.
Medicine is not
one of them.
47. Anatomy sucks.
All of the bone
names sound
the same.
48. If there is
anything at all
that you’d
rather do in
life, do not go
into medicine.
49. The competition
doesn’t end
after getting
accepted to
medical school.
You’ll have to
compete for
class rank,
awards, and
residency. If
you want to do
a fellowship,
you’ll have to
compete for
that too.
50. You’ll never
look at
weekends the
same again.

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2013
To all the Bosses Lagusta, aluta, lomaxx, charleymed, etc in d house, feel free to add urs .
Thnks

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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by mesther96(f): 3:22pm On Aug 31, 2013
shocked shocked shocked
cnt bliv i read it more than 2 times,so captivating !
dr gboy,tnx 4 d write up
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:25pm On Aug 31, 2013
m.esther96:
shocked shocked shocked
cnt bliv i read it more than 2 times,so captivating !
dr gboy,tnx 4 d write up
u're welcome.

actually i got it from an article while surfing d net, decided to share it here.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by taiocol: 3:27pm On Aug 31, 2013
Dr.Gboy:

u're welcome.

actually i got it from an article while surfing d net, decided to share it here.
pls do u knw any tin abt Direct Entry. No bdy seems 2 be answering me here
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Breezy90(m): 3:38pm On Aug 31, 2013
Wow nyc write up...datz 2 u medical student..plz hope pharmacy z nt as rigorous as dis
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by classicdzeko(m): 4:22pm On Aug 31, 2013
Samgreguc:
i was admitted to study pharmacy in UNIPORT
congrat bro am also a pharmacy aspirant unilorin I pray God help me also
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(m): 5:49pm On Aug 31, 2013
@dr Gboy.....

all of these 50 points you listed affected me one way or the otther (except for the s3x part, LOL)

all are true!!!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ayopo10(m): 7:18pm On Aug 31, 2013
lomaxx:

They do. DSSC en route medical corps. I see the interest in Nigerian military is gradually growing. Cool. cool cool
am rili nursin that ambition
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Boluzie(m): 8:12pm On Aug 31, 2013
@dr. gboy,tanx 4 d advice.guess we all knw dat medical sch is challengin b4 venturin into it.God na ur hand we dey ooo....
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 8:59pm On Aug 31, 2013
our E-thanksgiving will hold tomorrow it is a non denominational thanksgiving for the newly admitted medicos, i would have graduated since July if not for ASUU strike, include that in your prayers.
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 9:53pm On Aug 31, 2013
Jewel Bukky: congrats bro!
thanks!
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 9:57pm On Aug 31, 2013
Lagusta: congrats to all.......... amb fistant and afobam...

boluzie and samgreguc.....

and others too!!!!

thanks
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 9:59pm On Aug 31, 2013
classicdzeko: congrat bro am also a pharmacy aspirant unilorin I pray God help me also
amen

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