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Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Breezy90(m): 5:52pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Helo guys I am new on dis thread I am a pharmacy student unilag 200..any pharm here |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 7:20pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Breezy90: Helo guys I am new on dis thread I am a pharmacy student unilag 200..any pharm here can you tell me the prospects of pharmaceutical microbiology in naija |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 7:37pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Breezy90: Helo guys I am new on dis thread I am a pharmacy student unilag 200..any pharm herei was admitted to study pharmacy in UNIPORT |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Breezy90(m): 8:54pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Samgreguc:congrats bro as men of honour we join hands |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 8:57pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Breezy90: congratsEnlighten me on pharmacy mode of operation. |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 11:43pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Samgreguc: Any pharmacist in da house?yup yup bro. Congrats on your admission. Rx aint funny, gotta brace up. Gracias |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 11:44pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Samgreguc:it varies from school to school. |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrKlever(m): 12:25am On Aug 31, 2013 |
I rep Ife pharmacy. pharmacists hit me up 28ff9aef @bbm or uglyboi15 @2go |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrKlever(m): 12:25am On Aug 31, 2013 |
I rep Ife pharmacy. pharmacists hit me up 28ff9aef @bbm or uglyboy15 @2go |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by CHANDEL(m): 4:39am On Aug 31, 2013 |
ayopo10: any physios in d house... am in my first year... physiotherapy unilag... just wanna knw d prospects of physiotherapy in nigeriawelcome on board |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:41pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
[/color] Amb Fitsaint: Make all the medics and paramedics thank God for me ooo.wow!!! Congratulations![color=#006600] Amb Fitsaint: Make all the medics and paramedics thank God for me ooo.wow!!! Congratulations! Amb Fitsaint: Make all the medics and paramedics thank God for me ooo.wow!!! Congratulations! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:42pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Samgreguc:congrats bro! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:47pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
D_BestDoc:AMEN! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:50pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
afobam: #Testimony#..praise the living jesus!I have been admitted into OAU for a six years course... Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed) Ebami gbe oruko olorun tobi Alihamdulilah..tanx to all the boss in the house for the inspiraion, I sight ma guy VINCENTOLUWA OSE oooooooooooo... congratulations! afobam: #Testimony#..praise the living jesus!I have been admitted into OAU for a six years course... Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed) Ebami gbe oruko olorun tobi Alihamdulilah..tanx to all the boss in the house for the inspiraion, I sight ma guy VINCENTOLUWA OSE oooooooooooo... congratulations! afobam: #Testimony#..praise the living jesus!I have been admitted into OAU for a six years course... Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed) Ebami gbe oruko olorun tobi Alihamdulilah..tanx to all the boss in the house for the inspiraion, I sight ma guy VINCENTOLUWA OSE oooooooooooo... congratulations! Am happy for you all! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by JewelBukky(f): 12:55pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Boluzie: it wil b very ungrateful of me if i don't share wat d lord has done 4 me wit u guys.ave just bin admitted 2 study mbbs at lagos state university college of medicine.so happy...I thank God for you... Congrats! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(m): 1:33pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
congrats to all.......... amb fistant and afobam... boluzie and samgreguc..... and others too!!!! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by aliandro(m): 2:00pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
@glowinshyn,i took tym 2 read 80% of all ur postz on nairaland.4rm dere i gat ur nomenclature and all ur contributionz 2 d thread of university of benin and our honourable thread.........More power 2 ur elbow!!! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:08pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
CONGRATS to all newly admitted medical school, u've finally conquered d rigorous admission process in dis country. Here are some important things you need to know b4 u start this journey: Simple enough, here are 50 things you wish you knew before starting medical school. 1. If I had known what it was going to be like, I would never have done it. 2. You’ll study more than you ever have in your life. 3. Only half of your class will be in the top 50%. You have a 50% chance of being in the top half of your class. Get used to it now. 4. You don’t need to know anatomy before school starts. Or pathology. Or physiology. 5. Third year rotations will suck the life out you. 6. Several people from your class will have intimate relationships with each other. You might be one of the lucky participants. 7. You may discover early on that medicine isn’t for you. 8. You don’t have to be AOA or have impeccable board scores to match somewhere – only if you’re matching into radiology. 9. Your social life may suffer some. 10. Pelvic exams are teh suck. 11. You won’t be a medical student on the surgery service. You’ll be the retractor bitch. 12. Residents will probably ask you to retrieve some type of nourishment for them. 13. Most of your time on rotations will be wasted. Thrown away. Down the drain. 14. You’ll work with at least one attending physician who you’ll want to beat the shit out of. 15. You’ll work with at least three residents who you’ll want to beat the shit out of. 16. You’ll ask a stranger about the quality of their stools. 17. You’ll ask post- op patients if they’ve farted within the last 24 hours. 18. At some point during your stay, a stranger’s bodily fluids will most likely come into contact with your exposed skin. 19. Somebody in your class will flunk out of medical school. 20. You’ll work 14 days straight without a single day off. Probably multiple times. 1 Like |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:12pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
21. A student in your class will have intimate relationships with an attending or resident. 22. After the first two years are over, your summer breaks will no longer exist. Enjoy them as much as you can. 23. You’ll be sleep deprived. 24. There will be times on certain rotations where you won’t be allowed to eat. 25. You will be pimped. 26. You’ll wake up one day and ask yourself is this really what you want out of life. 27. You’ll party a lot during the first two years, but then that pretty much ends at the beginning of your junior year. 28. You’ll probably change your specialty of choice at least 4 times. 29. You’ll spend a good deal of your time playing social worker. 30. You’ll learn that medical insurance reimbursement is a huge problem, particularly for primary care physicians. 31. Nurses will treat you badly, simply because you are a medical student. 32. There will be times when you’ll be ignored by your attending or resident. 33. You will develop a thick skin. If you fail to do this, you’ll cry often. 34. Public humiliation is very commonplace in medical training. 35. Surgeons are assholes. Take my word for it now. 36. OB/GYN residents are treated like shit, and that shit runs downhill. Be ready to pick it up and sleep with it. 37. It’s always the medical student’s fault. 38. Gunner is a derogatory word. It’s almost as bad as racial slurs. 39. You’ll look forward to the weekend, not so you can relax and have a good time but so you can catch up on studying for the week. 40. Your house might go uncleaned for two weeks during an intensive exam block. 41. As a medical student on rotations, you don’t matter. In fact, you get in the way and impede productivity. 42. There’s a fair chance that you will be physically struck by a nurse, resident, or attending physician. This may include slapped on the hand or kicked on the shin in order to instruct you to “move” or “get out of the way.” 43. Any really bad procedures will be done by you. The residents don’t want to do them, and you’re the low man on the totem pole. This includes rectal examinations and digital disimpactions. 44. You’ll be competing against the best of the best, the cream of the crop. This isn’t college where half of your classmates are idiots. Everybody in medical school is smart. 45. Don’t think that you own the world because you just got accepted into medical school. That kind of attitude will humble you faster than anything else. 46. If you’re in it for the money, there are much better, more efficient ways to make a living. Medicine is not one of them. 47. Anatomy sucks. All of the bone names sound the same. 48. If there is anything at all that you’d rather do in life, do not go into medicine. 49. The competition doesn’t end after getting accepted to medical school. You’ll have to compete for class rank, awards, and residency. If you want to do a fellowship, you’ll have to compete for that too. 50. You’ll never look at weekends the same again. 6 Likes |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
To all the Bosses Lagusta, aluta, lomaxx, charleymed, etc in d house, feel free to add urs . Thnks 1 Like |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by mesther96(f): 3:22pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
cnt bliv i read it more than 2 times,so captivating ! dr gboy,tnx 4 d write up |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DrGboy(m): 3:25pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
m.esther96:u're welcome. actually i got it from an article while surfing d net, decided to share it here. |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by taiocol: 3:27pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Dr.Gboy:pls do u knw any tin abt Direct Entry. No bdy seems 2 be answering me here |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Breezy90(m): 3:38pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Wow nyc write up...datz 2 u medical student..plz hope pharmacy z nt as rigorous as dis |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by classicdzeko(m): 4:22pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Samgreguc:congrat bro am also a pharmacy aspirant unilorin I pray God help me also |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(m): 5:49pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
@dr Gboy..... all of these 50 points you listed affected me one way or the otther (except for the s3x part, LOL) all are true!!! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ayopo10(m): 7:18pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
lomaxx:am rili nursin that ambition |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Boluzie(m): 8:12pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
@dr. gboy,tanx 4 d advice.guess we all knw dat medical sch is challengin b4 venturin into it.God na ur hand we dey ooo.... |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Nobody: 8:59pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
our E-thanksgiving will hold tomorrow it is a non denominational thanksgiving for the newly admitted medicos, i would have graduated since July if not for ASUU strike, include that in your prayers. |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 9:53pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Jewel Bukky: congrats bro!thanks! |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 9:57pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Lagusta: congrats to all.......... amb fistant and afobam...thanks |
Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Samgreguc(m): 9:59pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
classicdzeko: congrat bro am also a pharmacy aspirant unilorin I pray God help me alsoamen |
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