thanks b so wanna battle real quick

Now enough of these beef we aint no beast
Why do we all hate fellow mates
Nigga u aint pac and I aint biggy
So let’s sqash this beef and get our hands
Washed off. U mad because am spitting the truth?
I won’t stop till I get to the root {yeah}
Boy this is made mike, the self man unknown dude yet to be introduced.
let's stop this dissing before it gets rising
u claime to be a hard nigga leting your jeans sag
like u just wacked a plate of beans,
when u hear a sound at your door
u scream lord jesus.

nigga hit me if u got flows

yo menike nice verse dog

Jduck13:

yo menike nice verse dog

negro, its DAWG not dog

(I'M BOUT TO SAY SOME REAL REAL SH*T STR8 4RUM THA HEART )


It's a honour to bring back Nairaland RAP TO BASIC
Took a while but my nigga Bundles death took me BACK TO BASIC
Took me a minute but I think the heat in the street saw the bullets coming
You killas so F'ed Up tryin' take my STACKS in BUNDLES away from Queens NIGGAS
Yo !! BUNDLES ya g's upset - Real talk NIGGA but I never saw it coming
Menike still goin' be some lyrical snyper soon as I get out wit NIGGAS
Once before, I wacked Niggas, chopped niggas n' turn tall tees to midgets
When I walk through Jamaica, This Niggas nothin but Digits
Envy me - Say it - I'ma emotional detach ya soul
Like Tony Soprano, I turn ya dead body to a bloody gold
2 words - Fu*ck You n' again Fu*ck ya clique n' cliente
Homie!! I was movin' bricks when u NIGGAS WERE STILL LEARNIN' YA NUSERY RHYME SKILLS
My REAL name is CASPER cusz I Captivate ya soul n' dilapidate ya brain
You instantly lifeless - Soon as I walk through that door
Hmmmmm   You remind me of some Kangaroo LovePeddler

i dont see whats wrong getting some of dem paper
holla at me dog if u wanna pip my figure
am a big boy
u niggaz now what i mean
i dont seek words
cuz u niggaz know am am da best
i dont  just build boyz
i build boyz with doe
am a rasterfara nigga
i smoke puff and dope
in my neighbourhood am know as da dangerous on
jahz at my back smoking some of dem weed
lyrically am representing da hood
acandav i dont give da Bleep

Read all ya'll post
right from my duty post
well sited on my big coach
It's raining,putting on my big rain coat
with low cut and i need no comb
browsing on my PDa phone
busting beat on my dexk radio
it's kind of boring, cos it raining
bad frequency, voice growin
which makes thing iritating
try to find other thins doin
log on to my web borser
one buzz from nairalander



peace out,

Now, errtime I'm on d web like Spider-man/
u can find me rollin' wit heads on location NairaLand/
cyber surfin', hurtin' persons/ without even cursin', I be closin' 'em curtains/
I'm sorry to say, some dudes on this site don't know what a rhyme is/
& some do but they don't know what a punchline is/
I could blow up cos up today cos my sis knows JaMix/
but I choose to keep it unda ground til d sh.t git timeless/.
Was spozd to write a jam for freestyle but I got turned down/
but I still kept d book of rhymes hot til it got burned out/
started writin' rhymes in SS2 wit n.gga David South/
rhymes is nuthin' to me, I wrote masterpieces & gave it out/
I'm still sic wit it & I always will be/
til I'm too old for hiphop, I'm keepin' it lock'd, feel me?/
strait off d top freestyle.

50
[b]Stupid Bitches. . though i been away for a minute,ma rhymes still be infinite
cause i borrow from ma life,homie i still move bills like am in the senate
Lets play a game,pretend am a shrink and you bitches still be going insane
next am a poke around at your brain,
when am done,i proceed to posess your bitches till they loose they brain,
whack bitches still scrutinizing,trying to find loopholes in ma story
poke holes at ma glory,u fools don't want to test tha fury
fool am now the boss status,ricky ross status,plus i still abhor u gays
bitches say i got too much cream,so now they be intolerant like lactose
don't place your main bitch next to me or playa its a nasty divorce status
Niggas Call me the head honcho,handle more business than ceo's in davos
switzreland,fool i been around,still trying to hide your bitch cause she a virgin?
homie i will take her up into the clouds like am richard branson
or better yet out of this world on the galactica. .
homie am so fly,i even deliver mails for the vatican. . yes str8 to heaven
is where i take u,don't like it,then fool the graveyard shift be open till eleven
f*ck around and i'll take you there
homies peep me out and they curse out loud,yes i make em swear. . .
and say its quite clear,that i got a knack or penchant
for str8 ten bitches,yea i got some good stock,but i still break em up like cendant
sorry mama can't wear u too close like ma pendant
that shits redundant,plus here in philly ma bitches still be abundant
Fool am the game changer,a lone ranger. .
bitches see the dust when i ride through and they scream danger
got no respect for weakness,where am from weak ones get run over with no witness
so homie i handle ma business,want to be a foe then fool i eliminate u like a sickness
homies still got bad designs on me like nautica,
trying to make yo boy limp like erotica,ha ha yo bullets hit me?. . .bitch never
homie. . [/b] fifty bars is what am feeling [b],seedy bars still where i be chillin
killing,don't go to church much but i still dig em bitches in true religion
yea them dumb bitches,i give em only one phone call like paris hilton
they in the slammer,trying to reach me while am in the hummer trying to di*ck three
bitches,fu*ck aguilera a genie or 3 wishes,
homie am tha gorilla,yo bitch see me. .next am gettin sucked on like 3 leeches
yea yo bitches still be on ma di*ck,ma ryhmes still be so sick. .
homie u don't want none o this,one phone call bring ma goons into town quick,
they catch u in the john,while u takin a piss,then homie you catchin yo doom quick
paddy be out of the scene. . .homie am a zoom out quick,
you bitches too old for this,kind of like charles dickens
am ahead of ma time homie,kind of like boone pickens,tha plot thickens
when am in camden rolling with 4 ricans,we dressed in all black like 4 deacons
kick down yo door,while u getting head from tha bitch u just picked up
yea she eventually blow your brains,just like u wanted homie its a set up
more than one way to get whet up,6 million ways to die bitch i never let up
paddy don of the game,whack bitches still be making fun of the game
i drop a ton on you lames,bring the smack have u praying for dreams like the game
got more shots for u jesters than em lame westerns,fool aint no nigga better
am am a born leader got more legions under me than tha nigga ceaser
make u pawns do more dirt to launder me than tha homie brutus,
then i terminate your life early like em unwanted featus. . . .what the f*ck
F*ckers


Sup Tianshie. . .what it do homie. . .your boy still grindin. . .cheers.[/b]

wassup jus got back from church camp had a blast sorry u guys but im usin my talents to further the kingdom i no longer will be in tourneys ill drop by now and then peace god bless u

I don't know what to say Mayne. you for ril?

yea but imma drop some gospel now and then

Good luck bro, Dats a real wise/mature decision. Good luck.

thanks

yeah check it,i drop flows that no one can hold and if you ain't bold you gonna get cold cos am a smooth operator as clean as vibrator if my girl ani't clean am a exterminate her. am passing on the mic


@menike i don't do much of the flows but i just cooked this one up for you to judge

buckwild cos this is nairaland and if you're not a hustler in naija you'll never stand that's why am calling on y'all to come back to your father's land.cos you and i will make nigeria stand,cos currupt politicians will never learn what it takes to rule a country without ghana must go bag. STRAIGHT UP NAIJA

hey guys ma name is kurupt jp aka lord of d rings aka renegade aka smoke aka titanum aka watever, just want u guys to know that ur lyrics aint worth half of mine, think am joking reply me, and also most of u guys lines are stollen 4rom other musicians. try my punchline and get two black eye,

J-gan ain't outta the game;
Till lights out, y'all re fillin the game;
I won't stop, i won't though i'm the gene;
That keeps the flows up to brine, yes bitch get outta my way;
While i top of the stage, givin more than mock or spit in your grave;
Peps gatherin round, yea they fillin my blaze;
Hips up, ass up, thats more of the vibes;
Grabbin the mic,
I feel heat in ma brain;
Step up and i show u the way, ma dances just hollows ma grin;
Thinkin u ain't fit, you may step off the gate.
We cool, Lights out.

so much wackness in the air. . . . . . .

Some people are simply jobless.

AY NIGGA BLAST YA GUNZ.
WHEN IS WAR IN THE JUNGLE I HAVE FUN.
FUK NAIRALAND NIGGAS ALL YALL NIGGAS'S DUDU.
AM FROM THE JUNGLE WE GOT NO GANG HERE WE ONLY Bleep WITH JUJU.
AND Bleep MCDANOLDS ALL I EAT IS FUFU.
MY NAME'S GENERAL.
IN THE JUNGLE AM A CRIMINAL.
LISTEN NIGGA STEP,GET UP GIVE ME MY MONEY OR YOU GON TASTE LIKE FRIZE WITH NO KECTHUP.
YALL NIGGAS'S OLD AND STILLRHYMING ON NAIRALAND WELL THAT'S MESS UP.
YALL TRINA BE DOWN WITH MY GANG BUT AM SCARED OF GETTIN STEP UP.
YEAH AM ON THE BLOCK NIGGAS SAID I DON'T GOT NO LIFE.
THE ONLY REASON WHY AM HERE IS CAUSE MONEY'S MY WIFE.
PLAY AROUND I CLICKCLACK YA ASS AND SHOT You TWICE.
IS THE KING OF NAIJA YALL NIGGAZ CAN'T FUK WITH DICE$.

While niggas be cutting keys and making mad cheese
these dudes hang on the streets and roll their dices
no wonder you so broke with jewellery iceless
Can't afford to pay for Jacob's pricelist.
Fool, don't come in here and try to test me
There be some blood hungry nairalanders out to slice thee.
Your whole rhyme pattern weak
dudu, huhu, fufu, what kinda shit is this?
Before you come in here and diss, go learn you tenses.
Bloody nursery kid; Eedris wannabe.

@denex & youngdice$.
Hey, d topic says "freestyle", not "throw disses"/
nowadays y'all cats feelin' too proud to blow kisses/
feelin' too thugged out to show respect/
talkin' 'bout guns, YOU CAN'T EVEN LOAD A TECH!!/
u must be day dreamin', y'all must have overslept/
I'd keep pointin' out ur faults but I'm sure u know da rest/.
Join hands n' rub minds//
don't make a battle outta every thread u see, spittin' grudge lines/___Nah! Don't mind me I know y'all just playin'//
well I'm just playin' along, freestylin', bringin' lyrical mayhem//
wit d rhymes I be slayin'/.
Peace.

@denex & youngdice$.
Hey, d topic says "freestyle", not "throw disses"/
nowadays y'all cats feelin' too proud to blow kisses/
feelin' too thugged out to show respect/
talkin' 'bout guns, YOU CAN'T EVEN LOAD A TECH!!/
u must be day dreamin', y'all must have overslept/
I'd keep pointin' out ur faults but I'm sure u know da rest/.
Join hands n' rub minds//
don't make a battle outta every thread u see, spittin' grudge lines/___Nah! Don't mind me I know y'all just playin'//
well I'm just playin' along, freestylin', bringin' lyrical mayhem//
wit d rhymes I be slayin'/.
Peace.

@denex & youngdice$.
Hey, d topic says "freestyle", not "throw disses"/
nowadays y'all cats feelin' too proud to blow kisses/
feelin' too thugged out to show respect/
talkin' 'bout guns, YOU CAN'T EVEN LOAD A TECH!!/
u must be day dreamin', y'all must have overslept/
I'd keep pointin' out ur faults but I'm sure u know da rest/.
Join hands n' rub minds//
don't make a battle outta every thread u see, spittin' grudge lines/___Nah! Don't mind me I know y'all just playin'//
well I'm just playin' along, freestylin', bringin' lyrical mayhem//
wit d rhymes I be slayin'/.
Peace.

@denex & youngdice$.
Hey, d topic says "freestyle", not "throw disses"/
nowadays y'all cats feelin' too proud to blow kisses/
feelin' too thugged out to show respect/
talkin' 'bout guns, YOU CAN'T EVEN LOAD A TECH!!/
u must be day dreamin', y'all must have overslept/
I'd keep pointin' out ur faults but I'm sure u know da rest/.
Join hands n' rub minds//
don't make a battle outta every thread u see, spittin' grudge lines/___Nah! Don't mind me I know y'all just playin'//
well I'm just playin' along, freestylin', bringin' lyrical mayhem//
wit d rhymes I be slayin'/.
Peace.

Sorry for spammin' d thread. The rain screwed up my server. D*mn! I hate spams.

Em, bros, na the guy first yab all nairalanders na him even say e get gun.
I don say I no like freestyle before.
But I no like as that boy come dey mis-talk.

[b]Tha King of nairaland returns,


Bitches I'm back like a hump on a camel
got my eyes on tha objective never slippin till tha end of tha tunnel
I break it down like aikido chops  you chaps never saw tha shots
till I leaned on tha trigga and your body dropped
your game is lame you can't stand in tha ring wit me
if I lust a battle ever must be because I love to win
I drop it hot like them tongs out tha furnace
King Tianshie a rampaging monarch it's time you fcukers for penance
I said it before and i'ma say it again  - I make hits
so don't confuse me wit tha rest of 'em cats that mishit
I ride beasts when i'm pissed off at hummers
play your position any bummer try to meddle and you fcukers is goners
it ain't a tall tale I'm short on mercy
ripped tha cojones off this bastard wit a gay name like elton percy
only clappin you gon' be doin when you see me is knockin on wood
yes I'm a terror modern day version of tha mean Robin Hood
I spit it tighter than lips pressed together
got plans to conquer tha globe like that oldworld Great Alexander
flow deeper than raiped virgins in convents
can't see what I'm sayin then ya need to set them muthafcuken lenses to convex
I'm tha bomb so catch me sippin on a Molotov cocktail
no surrender? HEAD you off now you p*ssies gon turn TAIL
I got tha plaque and I got tha mike - You got tha jerks
twitchin on tha floor screamin 'no way he should have spat'
will you niggas ever catch up wit me? I don't know
switch your game up instead of complainin 'why only he got tha dough'
Bleep applause I know I'm hot whether you dummies clap or not
I'm a god send to you little devils who prey a lot
you niggas underground like buried bodies - aint tryin to see you
stand atop of mount olympus - a god. That's why I beat you.

Sup paddy? soon as I saw your sh*t knew I had to squat.
tight lyrics homie, your boi aight.[/b]

Aight denex. Lol.