Welcome back tianshie. This room's gone seriously wack. Some mofos up in this bitch droppin' 'em wack lines. . .

Welcome back tianshie. This room's gone seriously wack. Some mofos up in this bitch droppin' 'em wack lines. . .

@godfrey920

sup cuszz

I feel ya rhymes but I'ma tell u what I told hotangel some years ago when I started this thread

"Everybody can rhyme, it's a gift- the only thing u gotta b very creative with ya word play"
                    Hope u develop on that playa .

@Everyone
Mannnye welcome back y'all - I've been comin' in but without signin' in y'all
so I feel what Gbade's sayin' 

@Jduck
Nice move - We need some gospel rhymes here
Niggas like me really need that "God's Son Rhyming"

@denex

AY NIGGA NIGGAS KNOW MY GUN BLAST.
YOU DON'T REALLY WANT THE 38 TO BLOW UP YA ASS.
YALL NAIRALAND USERS MAKE ME LAF SPECIALLY THAT NIGGA DENEX AND ALL OF THEM gays.
NIGGA CLICK YA TECH.
AND WHEN THEM OTHER NAIRALAND USER TRINA BATTLE ME I TAKE OF THEIR HEAD.
AM GON TEACH you  HOW TO ECRASE A NIGGA HEAD.
THEM NINES WILL MAKE YOUR ASS GIVE ME YA CHAIN.
YOU KEEP TALKING SHIT Am GON BLOW UP YOUR BRAIN.
AM GETTING MONEY LIKE A LION GETTING MEAT.
YALL NIGGAZ BROOKE WHEN I SHINE YALL CAN'T EAT.
YOU TALKING ABOUT MOVING KEYS BITCH NIGGA YOU SWEET.
YA FLOW BORING MAKE ME WANNA GO THE SLEEP.
ROB YOU IN WEST NEW-YORK AND NEXT DAY YOU SEE ME IN THE EAST.
DICE$ NIGGA AM A BEAST.
AM HOT I SPIT THE TRUE KID.
AM DONE I GUESS'S YOUR TURN SO GO HEAD SPIT ABOUT SHIT YOU NEVER DID.

*sigh*

Lord we need a miracle up in this mutha. . .

ALL YALL NAIRALAND USERS ARE WACK I DEAR A NIGGA TO BATTLE ME.
BY THE WAY DENEX REST IN PEACE MY NIGGA.

Youngdices back wit them online death threats again.

and them wack ones are still at large. . .

@Po Deep


is just freestyle my nigga,when's war you gotta shoot evryone you see or you get shot.

hey me i be pure naija guy
no get much talk to flow
i only try to flow on show
what if i tell u say i never go 1 or 2show
but i go have to take it slow
meanwhile we get men wey dey like talk
i mean dey like curse because dey wan talk
yo nairaland i get stock 4 u so bring out u purse
no get me wrong because i no dey write hardcore
meanwhile do your chores cos i need to roll one love

Jesus, what the flamin' f is this??!! You new cats seriously need to get some Hiphop 101 lessons or some shit like that before spittin' them wack lines! Jesus!

Messiah teaches you lame cats what Rhyming is.
Grab your teeth, so you gum Jaw collabo is denying spit.
Tendons crawl as soon as they see me
It's hard to believe it, but I'm the reason your papa cudn't win shit.
took all da titles, so their was nothing to win.
Took da juice for keeps, but yall can have the Gin.
Don't ever forget, who schooled Shishi and Paddy
I tamed em like Grill tames Sushi and McPaddies.
Like your daddy, the only move yall know is missionary
Get grind ma nikkers, and shit just comes thru
A nikker gettin off it like a MoFo with too much Home Brew
So when yall get skuled, least yall will be too drunk to mumble
Haha. The name's Messiah, but yall cannot crucify me.

B's Up 4505

hey, playas. don't hate on me. just do what u do, a'iight?


Am chiogo by name
I like to keep it gangsta
but really am a wanksta
They call me chicago
'cause am always on the go
I rep d chi-town and bean-town
'cause that's where we get down
u can call me a nerd, geek but am still
cool combined with all that.I aim to kill
and if u don't like it, ain't nothin u can do about it. u
can only wish to be like me but let me tell u
it ain't easy but i can upgrade u,
show u how to be a pimpsta like me
playas u can love me or hate me
I don't care, truth is, u're obsessed with me!

Son, do you have any idea what a "wanksta" is??

Son, i do And like i said do what u do, don't sit there and hate. show me what u got!

I'm not hatin', I'm just sayin' its f*cked up to be a wanksta. Rapper's are known for mackin' not wankin', regulate ur game, playa.
One.

Don't even Try me.

Nikkers who try me get their asses whooped like Seychelles
So you nikkers better take grind and I hope u feelin this
I'm hotter than Pepper, so nikkers is dying for water
Yall nikkers is wack, took your daughters away to ma Transporter
I'm The MVP, nikkers yall better get this on paper
Cos Messiah is back so yall ought to put up ma Pic as your wallpaper
Ma Bars cover you asses, so yall won't be need to buy ass paper
Wattup Denex Wattup Johnnygan--- Wattup Wankstas

Wattup Godfrey Wattup Kur'pt--- Wattup Wankstas
I push this nikkers open like Pop tops or Blood Clots
Josstle This nikkers in sequence like Homer doing Pork Chops
Rhyme Easy and Freely, so when Nikkers see me I say "C's Up"
SO when Nikkers Try me they take a Beat'n n' Start drippin blood
Liquid's all over the place I tell the Nikkers to see a doctor
I whip This Rhymes like Parents WHipping Children who Jerk off
No be small thing, it'll hurt Physically and emotionally Till time stops

Po Deep:

I'm not hatin', I'm just sayin' its f*cked up to be a wanksta. Rapper's are known for mackin' not wankin', regulate your game, playa.
One.

hmm, u sure 'bout that? see, homie. am tryin' to rap and still be a lady. u ain't gotta curse just 'cause u rappin'. But if u want it, i got it.

All y'all niggas think u gangstas
I got news for u, u ain't no gangsta
You just a Wanna-be Lemme tell u about gangstas
Real gangstas don't talk, they always
cool and always chillin' but when u try to rash
or bug, they lay u out.They don't come atchu
but when u get in they biness, they show u
who rules. I guess y'all don't know that
That's why u frontin', thinkin' u a gangsta
Y'all better calm your asses down and leave
the game to d real playas.Lemme educate
u, homies. I guess y'all watch too much TV
u don't know what's there in d real world.
u need to get out, see what's happenin' around
If not, don't come up in here, claimin' to be a gangsta
'cause y'all ain't sh*t!



bring it on, Lil' mommas.

@chiogo, u're a female?? I had no idea.

lol, ok. i guess am good then. About d "son" thin'? it's a'iight. I call folks dat too, both male and female.lol

yo check it did a lil gospel stuff how yaw like it

Back in da day J slang crack by da curb
now i preach Jesus name when da flame to be heard
took a wrong turn but nowim back on da map
neva pack a gat coz da heats laid on da track
from hatred love saved me I make lifes turn a 180
words sharp enough to cut gravy we aint done baby
Da spring of life flowing into da beat
we tryin to savem from hell by comin wit da heat
money makin and bacon certainly aint da mission
im soul fishin spittin to all wit ears to listen

so what u think so far

Keep it gospel, man. U're iller wit it.

thanks b

Po Deep da judge and jury;how cum a gurl is callin u out and u are not answering

I didn't recognise dat as a call out. But hey, chi if u callin' me out. Set up a battle thread so I can school u a lil.

Thats tight.

Yo Paddy, what they arrest you for?

True.

Aite Keep it real

Dats cool Po Deep,some peeps be talkin alot wen dey ain't got nothin up dere .Since u intend schoolin me son, then it's clear that u've to start the thread.Holla me wen u do dat cos I dn't just nid a schooling alone,ur boy nids a trashing too.Ma guess is that u gon do both for me,abi I see u wen I see u. Cheers bro