1. beer is never jealous
2. u can always be very sure that you are the very first person to pop a bottle of beer
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, Hola at me for more if you need some more

Keep telling ursef that and drinking ursef to stupor!!

**hisses**

tell me! what i have said wrong, I am telling the truth and nothing but the truth, fela'z can i get a hell yea"

empty barrels make the most . . . . . . . fela' z can i get a hell yeah?

@poster, do yourself a favor and move this to the jokes section. . .even though it's not funny.

poster

no worry. . . . make u continue to dey drink, by the time ur stomach go turn to pot belly, when the thing go big like say u drink one drum of water, that na when u go no say khaki no be leather . . . . . shees

~Sly~(*_*):

poster

no worry. . . . make u continue to dey drink, by the time your stomach go turn to pot belly, when the thing go big like say u drink one drum of water, that na when u go no say khaki no be leather . . . . . shees

LOL ^{hey you}

toyinrayo:

LOL ^{hey you}

sup

Na guys like u dey face firing squad, use gun scatter ur brain make birds con feed on d remains

~Sly~(*_*):

sup

so you wanna tell me you dnt drink beer?

toyinrayo:

so you want to tell me you dnt drink beer?

beer ke? i don't smoke. . . . .! ! ! don't drink. . .

Continue drinking beer everyday make you potbelly that is where most women HATE!!!!

Drinking beer drunk all the time make you violently beating up on women and even children NO REASONS!!!

It kills your liver if you drink beer for rest of your life all the time---refused to quit!!!

flirt69:

1. beer is never jealous
2. u can always be very sure that you are the very first person to pop a bottle of beer
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And what is the lesson behind this great discovery of yours??

@poster
howdy
The only place ull find me on a friday is the bar with friends.
yeah right. . .the Hen and Moet of this world can never be compared to my babe ( when i get one)

Women are the salt of life, not beer, nor Henny, nor don perignon.
Let your ways be pure my guy!

This is called "I must start a thread even if it is meaningless, "

what of pple like myself wey no dey drink. o boy, keep drinking jare. pple wey dey drink seem to have the most fun.

@ Poster

Big up, and keep on sipping, and keep on toasting to the good life.

BUT I'm yet to find half a reason why my beloved beer is better than my sweetheart. After i'm done drinking, all I can think about is spending the rest of the evening in bed with her. So I dont agree with you that there is any reason why beer is better than women. Rather they compliment each other.

Yes, you're the first to pop it open.
when you've gulped it down, what happens next? Do you have the same bottle the next day when you need the beer?

Oh, you can just go ahead and marry the empty bottle!