Mynd_44: Finding love on NL will be like Rihana's song.
"we found love in an hopeless place"

richarts: i tried to find... tried real hard... no shame so lemme admit... tried it with slimyem but you know one of us was faithless. bt i feel it can work... i mean one can find love here. pm me if ur interested in a defined relationship. visionary guy, futuristic, romantic, god fearing, not too ''big'' job... you know... ib base but work in Lag... up to you babes.


lest I forget, most girls here are obviously pretenders and we guys know u are. we laugh at it. at your being fake.

tellwsdom: Its possible but not with the gurls i see here ..Once all the nigerian gurls here, are flushed, then u can get a wife..true one

sashaa:
i know someone who did and is happily married tday and blessed with a beautiful baby

Hemanwel: Truth of d matter is dat Posh belle hvnt got time 4 online dating.They not done wit d barrage of picturesque guyz wooin dem on d streetz,let alone those they aint seen.
Freecocoa,Idowuogbo,Ileke idi,Slimyem,Berem,Kobojunkie,Sweetcocoa,Monkeyna2....all na APPOLOGY!

Idowuogbo:
Excuse me! Exclude my folks wen conversing wiv my handle. U chop craze? Respect urself o! Mstewww!!!

nosa gold: I met this on nl 2010, I won't say her name....we talked on d phone 4 so long cuz I wasn't in 9ja then
I came bek Ť☺ see her in november 2010. Wen I arrived at muritala muhamed airport on Ŧħåϯ faithful day, I called her on her cellphone...this was our conversation

♍ε̲̣̣̣̥...hi gerl! Its ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ kenny, I'm at d airport nw
Girl....omg! U̶̲̥̅̊ have arrived....I can't wait Ť☺ see U̶̲̥̅̊
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥....are U̶̲̥̅̊ coming Ť☺ pick ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ up?
Girl....of cousre hun, I'm on my way nw
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ .....Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† U̶̲̥̅̊ putting on? U̶̲̥̅̊ might look diff in real life
Gerl....ummmm...I'm putting on a blue jeans nd a white shirt

30mins later, I saw this tiny girl coming, I called my girl's cellphone, Ť☺ my amazement d tiny ugly thing brot out her phone and I was like, WTF!.....I switched off my fone cuz I had Ť☺ move a bit closer Ť☺ check if my eyes were decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, when I got close Ť☺ her I jux had a change of mind, I flinged d simcard outter mah phone and left.......I was so dissappointed Ŧħåϯ †ђξ gerl I fell inlove wit had been decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ wit another person's pic

Nairalanders....this is my story...share yours

SimplySEA:
hav u written anythin nice today...? Yr comments are all full of hostilities even to people who try to be nice! I don't understand d fun u derive from hostility but it's somethin i tink u should quit! Pls do quit

Cherechy: A while ago I started getting weird emails from unknown persons and suspicious friend requests on facebook. A quick check revealed we didn't have mutual friends and I couldn't possibly have known them from anywhere.

Well, the puzzle was solved when I was propositioned by (name withheld) seemed a nice enough dude and told me he got my email on a post I did here on NL and had promptly forgotten. He said he was a banker with Zenith bank maitama. It could have led to something if I wanted, I didn't pursue it and he also didn't. I remember him clearly asking me whether I'm a writer, 'cos he fell in love with how I write so well. from a honest and humble heart....three heart cheers dearie...

I've since edited said post to exclude my email. So, NO, I've not found love on nairaland. Lol

Booty4me: After Reading all d comment from page 0 to 5.. I can now say/conclude finding luv here aint worth d stress. Kapish

ikekings: Nawa ooo... Am i the only one that is in love on this nairaland ni?

DailyNews:

tread carefully like a mouse with one leg up...cos..... ....

Tolaaaaannni: Who in the world would dream of finding love on this website? especially when it is crowded with a bunch of fools claiming to be men.

DailyNews:

tread carefully like a mouse with one leg up...cos..... ....

bennyraz: are u high

Tolaaaaannni:

On intelligence yeah.

bennyraz: how can you make a blue biro to write red

Tolaaaaannni:

Hmm you see that is very complicated, I won't say it is imposibble to make a blue pen write red But it is all a matter of compromise. Write with the blue pen first then write over it with red, at the end of the day you get a neutral color which is purple. And it is a win win! In which you have the blue in it and guesS what else you have... RED! Or just change the ink in the pen and replace the blue ink with red ink.

bennyraz: you see how intelligent you are you don't need all this all you simply do is "Write "RED" with the Biro, [spell it out]"

Tolaaaaannni:

Or you can just change the ink in the pen.

bennyraz: no changing of ink.. write red with blue. That's the answer. Btw, it's an IQ question.. and you what?? you failed

Tolaaaaannni:

Like I said there are 2-3 solutions in that equation, but a person with the normal range of "okay IQ" will think like you, while a person like me with extraordinary IQ will come up with 2 or more solutions exceeding above expectation.

bennyraz: extraordinary my foot that's the test i gave you and you failed badly no 2-3solutions to the equation. Of course i would have giving you a red biro from the onset if i wanted you to write red with it but i gave you a blue pen.. now you wana change the ink when the answer is as simple as spelling red meen, you aint intelligent.. accept it and stop arguing

Tolaaaaannni:

I will never accept someone calling me unintelligent over a stu.pid question which technically doesn't have a right answer because. If you write the word "red" it doesn't change the fact that the pen is blue??

bennyraz: you said yo were intelligent & that prompt my Test! and you what?? you failed had it been i knew you would be this stubborn, i would have asked you to write Indigo with a blue Biro

Tolaaaaannni:

Its simple just write with a blue ink and write over it with a violet ink. and viola you got indigo!

bennyraz: you still fail.. i asked you to write?? didn't I? why are u mixing inks

Tolaaaaannni:

Because you said how can you make a blue "biro" write indigo? And actually their is no failure here, because the "right" answer is wrong.

bennyraz: It was a question.. what u needed to do was comprehend, think, and re-phrase the question to yourself..It more like me giving you a blue biro and asking you to write red with it on a white piece of paper.. but is it so hard for you to accept that you failed come on sweetie

Tolaaaaannni:

I won't accept that I failed because your answer was wrong, How in the world does writing "red" changes the color of the ink? That is the most stupi.dest question ever, and you know what they say it takes a stupi.d person to answer a stupi.d question.

bennyraz: oh lord.. save us. lol . I asked a cheap IQ question, you turned it into chemical practicals.. everybody that reads will simply know you're stubborn and it's not a good omen for a sweetie like u