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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:27pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Shollypopz: ********************************guy, how far? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:11am On Dec 13, 2012 |
*dusts the bar of cobwebs gettin ready for today's business* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Rapmoney(m): 1:56pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
Introducing maself(clears throat): Adiboronti Phoscophomio Chronohontolongos Tsiba in the house!!! Make dem give me 3 plates of Chelsea London Dry Gin, 2 bottles of Isi-ewu pepper soup and 1 stick of White London |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:36pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
Rapmoney: Introducing maself(clears throat): Adiboronti Phoscophomio Chronohontolongos Tsiba in the house!!!bros eh, pardon me to abbreviate this ya name as APCT. welcome oo. Hope you'll enjoy here. Siddon make I arrange your menu. *serves him 1 stick of White London with lighter. .* #puff# APCT dear, we even get Chesea Gin in takeaways and canned Isi-ewu sef~ A trial will convince you! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:54am On Dec 14, 2012 |
Na wa o! Bar man you still dey do biz? Even for this dry market? Oya come give me my usual: Devil on Horseback 'n a shot of Bloody Mary Oh, & don't forget to vote for your sister here o! https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/1 ** Where is 007? It has tey-tey ** |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:05am On Dec 15, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Na wa o!cold or chilled? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:35am On Dec 15, 2012 |
I no go patronize dis ur joint again. You & 007 dey do me Ojoro |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:43am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?... And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight? ...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Chykason(m): 11:30am On Dec 16, 2012 |
bright007: ...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...*stares at the beauty in front of moi* can I toast you, sugar? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 11:30am On Dec 16, 2012 |
bright007: ...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?... Lol! You never change! I don tell you say mosquitoes too full dat your joint. Ojoro be say pessin nor dey see una break light these days. @Jackie, na wetin you do for there? Abeg mention my name proper for dere jor! Why you come dey quote the quotee's quote? Infact Jackie 'n 007 - make una carry all your followers come support Efe for base....else, I nor go carry customers come dis your joint... ***Bright, na my ba-si-kool you carry inside boot of your escalade??!!*** |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Truckpusher(m): 11:37am On Dec 16, 2012 |
I ordered for fresh bre/ast milk and alomo bitters and. ThIs useless bushy cat anus is blocking my order... |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:40pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:..efe dear...you have my vote already... ...Err..about ur bicycle in my escalade's boot...remember u told me d AC is faulty and needs repairs...... |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bingbagbo(m): 6:50pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
bright007: ..efe dear...you have my vote already... lunatick!! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 2:02am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Awwwww, can't believe my peeps are still here after all this time. . . I greet una oh! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:55am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Sophizzy: Awwwww, can't believe my peeps are still here after all this time. . .i be aunty jorrh you no see (f) on my profile? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:57am On Dec 21, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:His Royal Gayness! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:01am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Truckpusher: I ordered for fresh bre/ast milk and alomo bitters and. ThIs useless bushy cat anus is blocking my order... braest milk na braest milk |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:me? That's unpossible **touches the tip of my finger on the ground and points it towards the sky** i swaaaaar! If i am lying eh, may mosquito bite me tonight |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 4:40am On Dec 22, 2012 |
jackpot: me? That's unpossible hahaha! Oya prove it 'n carry your gang come vote for Efe on the Literature thread! And this time vote properly o! @Sophizzy, we still dey jare. I just dey manage keep jackie company sef lol! Oya come support Efe on the Literature / writing thread my dear |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by ElementG(m): 11:54am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Lol Efemena the xy.. the first before kyle xy... oga ooo... so ur still rocking that bookish joint.. ur a big customer oo.. i sure say u self don get your own private corner for there |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 1:42pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
^^Element! Is that really u? Efe sweerie, the deed has already been done. You had me at “come support”. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by ElementG(m): 1:53pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
see dis bebe sha... lol who else get compound name for here |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:59pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Thanks Sophie oya element, come support your sister on the literature / Writing thread... |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 2:59pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Runs over and gives him a hug. . . How've u been jare? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by ElementG(m): 3:43pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
hugs her and gives her a peck on the cheeks lol well i'm good.. at least i can fry akara and not burn it hey efe.. ahan, y not.. which biro ink do u want make i take sign am seff |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Librate(m): 10:38pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
*drives in with my beetle 1965model walks upto d barman removs my dark glasses* pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank u *eyes continud to pace at me cus my face was new bt me bone my face* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 10:26am On Dec 25, 2012 |
Librate: *rides in with my camel walks upto d barman removes my turban * pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank u merry xmas everyone |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by FASSAN: 10:52am On Dec 25, 2012 |
Abeg,u no dey sell kolanut for here?:-( |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 10:55am On Dec 25, 2012 |
but u are |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 11:06am On Dec 25, 2012 |
waiter, please i need two cartons of toothpick and tooth paste |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ochek: 2:16pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Hey! Celebrating Efe's victory in advance, barman! Pls serve everyone in the house with mosquito intestines pepper soup and some cold chilled garri water. The bill is on me. Up Efe!! |
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