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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 5:01pm On Feb 27, 2008
gunny baba
you were the subject specimen in turkey's class na
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 5:15pm On Feb 27, 2008
sauce dawg, abeg go tyty tread go c hw she don pinish u
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 5:18pm On Feb 27, 2008
abeg,wetin be the name of the thread?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:08pm On Feb 27, 2008
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-115343.0.html
hit it dawg
she don wash u dwn pinish
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2008
ermmm, field marshal, general, admiral, inspector general, gcon, gcfr, ofr, mon, general officer commanding, your awe inspiring self gunpoint (please ensure that your head maintains is present natural size) grin, please mind me if i am missing anything out, i would really want to know if you are an alien from outer space as you seem to be well versed in the spewing forth of phonetics and lingua. just a while ago, i thought we had seen the rebirth of the fourth reich, but see you are speaking something akin to the brothers up north now, or is your tongue a changeling?

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:22am On Feb 28, 2008
@Turkey
My loyal CEO, information, u nid 2 c d wash dwn handed 2 sauce on d tread i referd him to, infact, it took all d grammer outa my mouth!!! Pls hit d link.
Meanwhile, hw r ur classes & students doin??
Any improvements??
I knw som of dem(lika glems) require salvagin bt if der's any1 who can do it, it's u!!!
Goodluck as u/salvage save nlnd!!
Field marshal Gunpoint!!!!
angry angry angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:21am On Feb 28, 2008
gunned-down who da hell is glems? angry

wat a marshal dat cant march past! shocked grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by delib: 8:30am On Feb 28, 2008
kids in action
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:41am On Feb 28, 2008
anoda nut in view
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 11:05am On Feb 28, 2008
Mr Turkey, why not increase ur font size, i barely read more than a sentence b4 eye-scrolling for clem's nut cases

Nut girl!
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 11:37am On Feb 28, 2008
Web,

Increase the zoom in your IE.

I hope ur not using version 4.0
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2008
glems shocked? who the hell is glems  shocked  shocked  shocked

webdezzi:

Mr Turkey, why not increase your font size
oh sorry, i guess you have microscopic intorriclysis of the cornea, it has been blamed for eye conditions such as your's, thankfully, my eyes are well adapted to it, care for some eyeballs grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 4:01pm On Feb 28, 2008
sure he really does
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 5:58pm On Feb 28, 2008
@Turkey
Wif d powers at ur disposal(grammartical powers), im only hapi u r on my side!!!

@clems
angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 6:05pm On Feb 28, 2008
turkey da man
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tufe(m): 6:20pm On Feb 28, 2008
who da Bleep is this bleeping turkey man
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 6:31pm On Feb 28, 2008
*he's the don*
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 6:32pm On Feb 28, 2008
don, my foot

give me some time, i'll fish out where he is copying and pasting those ill structured grammar from
as far as i can see he once suffered from intorriclysis of the cornea and doctor recommended small fonts so he is used to it

oh! less i forget, let me paste your version down here for easy readability

[size=5pt]
give me some time, i'll fish out where he is copying and pasting those ill structured grammar from
as far as i can see he once suffered from intorriclysis of the cornea and doctor recommended small fonts so he is used to it[/size]

And for the records ITUEN,

I use DizziBrowser 1.0
Few features but perfect 4 nairaland
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 6:37pm On Feb 28, 2008
for ur mind,u don dey use new browser
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tufe(m): 6:48pm On Feb 28, 2008
u mind am
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 6:55pm On Feb 28, 2008
person wey still dey owe cafe for him area
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tufe(m): 7:11pm On Feb 28, 2008
web, later u go come they form big man for us wink
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 7:20pm On Feb 28, 2008
why! i be biggie b4 now

anyways how s life with u guys, just thinking of 70yrs to now

tjtj go don mature
tufe go don loose all im teeth
Ify go don get walking stick with small pikin wey go dey show road
saucekid go don mud
mig go don dey shit for body
Dem go don dey pray death for lola cos she go don dey shit 4 body
and dizzi go still dey nairaland dey runz thing

as for seun, im go don sell nairaland as im eye go don dey use 1meter thick lense

Luv u all
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 7:25pm On Feb 28, 2008
for your mind
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 7:48pm On Feb 28, 2008
yes, for my mind
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tufe(m): 7:50pm On Feb 28, 2008
web

that was hillarious. i love it. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 7:56pm On Feb 28, 2008
advice to my broda in feather

mr. turkey u knw easter is around d corner
survival of xmas & new year cld just b keepin u for easter
u better go into hidin or find somewhere to hibernate. . .u end up in a fist feast or is it fiesta
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:18am On Feb 29, 2008
tot i had u shot dead holythug??
damn!! watch it boi, my boys r comin 4 u!!
angry angry angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:10am On Feb 29, 2008
holythug theres absolutely notin lyke a grilled turkeyy *hmmmmm can't beat the taste of turkey* grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 8:25am On Feb 29, 2008
depending on what they use in frying it for u to eat e.g palm oil.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:01pm On Feb 29, 2008
clemcykul:

holythug theres absolutely notin lyke a grilled turkeyy *hmmmmm can't beat the taste of turkey* grin
yea, especially 1 dat survived Xmas & new year, wld b xtra fat by now, ummm cant wait to add saucekid
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:06pm On Feb 29, 2008
gunpoint:

tot i had u shot dead holythug??
damn!! watch it boi, my boys r comin for you!!
angry angry angry
mumu, person wey no fit fire catapult dey shoot gun

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